Viagra was created for husbands with fat wives.

My wife hides the Viagra pills in her fat rolls. I have to go fishing for them before I'm allowed to get hard. It's her version of foreplay.

That's what daughters are for.

Nope, for the side piece. Fat wife not worth the effort

Aren’t ladders enough?

define fat

Nevermind.

I am 63 and have no problem getting as hard as diamonds in seconds.

Viagra is for men that cannot get hard and stay hard.

I don't have a problem staying hard either.

TMI, bro

Thank you?

OP is correct. Married men, fat, unattractive wives. Everyone blames the man, but imagine living next to that for 30 or 40 years!

Gross

my first wife was fat, not when I married her it took almost thirty years and three children.

But seriously I never had any problem satisfying her in bed, she just wanted someone richer.

She never found him.

My present wife and I have issues with other physical problems unrelated to sex.

I have back problems from a car wreck, like I said my penis gets hard as diamonds, but I rarely feel anything and it is sometimes impossible to get it to go down.

TMI? dude you started this thread by telling us all you don't know about sex.

nope
Viagra for E.D. was an accident

it was supposed to be for High Blood Pressure and Angina

but it also created more hardons

well arent you just a Billy Bad Ass

TMI means stop talking about it, not keep going, dang..

I call bullshit... you protest too loudly..

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You're right...

I'm not 63, I will be in December.

i agree , the 63 yo doth try too hard .
talking it up , so to speak .

Fat ugly women is why God created alcohol and darkness.

It was his gift to them.

No , I believe you are correct

wet noodles rejoice for clenbuterol exists to cure your wives of the disease that is the engorged fat pustules.

Nah. Viagra makes you fuck like a monster porn star.

My wife and I have bucked almost daily for 20 years. We’re both lean, athletic, and healthy. No issues whatsoever.

But one day a buddy gave me a pill and said dude try this shit out.

Wife and I had some wine and I took the pill. Didn’t say anything as I had no idea what to expect.

Lets just say that I fucked her rotten for pretty much the whole night. She was coming so hard her vagina was clenching up trying to give birth to my dick. At 42 years old I fucked harder, longer, and better than I did when I was 18 and at that age I gave serious consideration to becoming a real porn star. Dumb youth. But suffice it to say, i was no slouch in the sack.

I busted 7 nuts that night and she came pretty much non stop for hours. She was like what the fuck is happening here? So I told her and she was like oooh.

I ordered a bunch of the stuff from one of those Dubai companies. Don’t need a prescription. On rare occasion when we have the house to ourselves I’ll take one and we fuck like rabbits all over the place.

This.

:landwhale:


There wouldn't be enough Viagra in all the world...

lol this loser married fat chicks and is triggered.

I personally belive that it's all just in your head. Stop masturbating, stop watching porn, just go out and be young and have some fun. You don't have a venous leak, you don't have ed, and if you don't go out , have a life, and get laid then you deserve a beating:D So don't get depressed, it will only worsen the entire situation. You can read some helpful tips on [link to www.canadapharmacy.com (secure)]

My coworker was the guy the medical industry used as the first and example case for viagra before it was a weiner pill

If you ever actually used Viagra you'd know it doesn't give you an erection. You still have to get sexually aroused, then it will help you get one.

If your fat wife isn't getting you all randy and excited... a whole bottle of those things isn't going to give you a stiff one.

So many men have big beer guts and can't even see their willy.