Florida man worried about vampires burns down his house

Something IS in the water

FLORIDA!

Mr. Weaver, the last thing they want is Spiders weaving webs. Guess what is in between Dayton and Jaxsonville, Ocala National Forrest. Watch out for the Red Eyes.

@the internet...@ youtube...REAL VAMPIRES... @...xxsucculinaxx

Too many people. Too much sun. Booze.

Good find

Did he first try garlic?

Really?

I've never heard of that...

Now I've got to go there.

Problem resolved.

Florida man is always up to chaos

Not enough God.

UH..IM UH GONNA TAKE A STAB AT DIS ONE......UH, I 'THINK' DAT MELVIN WEAVER 64, WUZ TRYIN TO BURN HIS FUCKIN WIFE
(WHO HE HATES..AND PROB. SHOULD) TA DEATH..SO THAT HE COULD
HAVE ONE MOMENT OF FUCKIN PEACE....B 4 DUH PO-LEECE ARRIVED.

UH.

OR...MELVINS WIFE WAS/IS AN ACTUAL VAMPIRE..IN ADDITION TO BEING AN ACTUAL 'BITCH'...UH.

Florida

Florida Man is worse than Samantha Hydes mass murderer brother,Sam.