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Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal

 
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Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Every guy wanted a big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster to be like their old HS Chad who roared his big mud truck to school every morning. But one key ingredient was missing from a generation obsessed with driving a big truck...they lacked that raw masculinity. They treated a truck like something prestige. That's when luxury and overcomputerization made yesterday's big nasty sounding rigs into today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck...but you'd never see him mudding, he'd have a stroke. Don't ever put furniture in his bed cause it'd scratch up his paint job. Don't ever see him roaring his loud exhaust cause manufacturers have silenced those pipes. No tobacco trays built in. Guys driving a 2019 Silverado likely can't even change their own tire. If your car is dead, Mr neighbor big rig doesn't even have jumper cables to help you. If a 16 yr old girl gets her Ford focus stuck in a snow bank, her dad driving a 2018 gmc Sierra doesn't even have a chain on hand to pull her out.

These big rigs all over the roads have zero personality. Same douchebag trucks, same douchebag owners. 25 years ago, you knew who drove what truck. Every truck was personalized. Every truck driver had a scratched up bed, and used the truck for manly activities. That's why they bought it, because it made life easier. Today, men buy trucks to boost Chad status, to boost sex appeal.

Women love seeing a 1996 lifted Silverado dual exhaust with mud all over it with a young stud driving it. Women really don't care about some 44 year old insurance manager that drives a 2020 f-150 lifted truck. There is zero sex appeal, because women know that he isn't interested in hauling anything. He can't use his truck to help her out of a situation. His truck is all for show.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Everybody Knows, when you need help...you call a white man with a truck.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Every guy wanted a big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster to be like their old HS Chad who roared his big mud truck to school every morning. But one key ingredient was missing from a generation obsessed with driving a big truck...they lacked that raw masculinity. They treated a truck like something prestige. That's when luxury and overcomputerization made yesterday's big nasty sounding rigs into today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck...but you'd never see him mudding, he'd have a stroke. Don't ever put furniture in his bed cause it'd scratch up his paint job. Don't ever see him roaring his loud exhaust cause manufacturers have silenced those pipes. No tobacco trays built in. Guys driving a 2019 Silverado likely can't even change their own tire. If your car is dead, Mr neighbor big rig doesn't even have jumper cables to help you. If a 16 yr old girl gets her Ford focus stuck in a snow bank, her dad driving a 2018 gmc Sierra doesn't even have a chain on hand to pull her out.

These big rigs all over the roads have zero personality. Same douchebag trucks, same douchebag owners. 25 years ago, you knew who drove what truck. Every truck was personalized. Every truck driver had a scratched up bed, and used the truck for manly activities. That's why they bought it, because it made life easier. Today, men buy trucks to boost Chad status, to boost sex appeal.

Women love seeing a 1996 lifted Silverado dual exhaust with mud all over it with a young stud driving it. Women really don't care about some 44 year old insurance manager that drives a 2020 f-150 lifted truck. There is zero sex appeal, because women know that he isn't interested in hauling anything. He can't use his truck to help her out of a situation. His truck is all for show.
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What you are describing here is how this manchild with HS mentality fucked the planet with their big engines and their thirst for CO2
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12/01/2019 11:17 AM
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Everyone's always known 'luxury' trucks are for desk jockeys.

Real trucks are full of scratches and dents, and are made of torque and skid plates.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Every guy wanted a big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster to be like their old HS Chad who roared his big mud truck to school every morning. But one key ingredient was missing from a generation obsessed with driving a big truck...they lacked that raw masculinity. They treated a truck like something prestige. That's when luxury and overcomputerization made yesterday's big nasty sounding rigs into today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck...but you'd never see him mudding, he'd have a stroke. Don't ever put furniture in his bed cause it'd scratch up his paint job. Don't ever see him roaring his loud exhaust cause manufacturers have silenced those pipes. No tobacco trays built in. Guys driving a 2019 Silverado likely can't even change their own tire. If your car is dead, Mr neighbor big rig doesn't even have jumper cables to help you. If a 16 yr old girl gets her Ford focus stuck in a snow bank, her dad driving a 2018 gmc Sierra doesn't even have a chain on hand to pull her out.

These big rigs all over the roads have zero personality. Same douchebag trucks, same douchebag owners. 25 years ago, you knew who drove what truck. Every truck was personalized. Every truck driver had a scratched up bed, and used the truck for manly activities. That's why they bought it, because it made life easier. Today, men buy trucks to boost Chad status, to boost sex appeal.

Women love seeing a 1996 lifted Silverado dual exhaust with mud all over it with a young stud driving it. Women really don't care about some 44 year old insurance manager that drives a 2020 f-150 lifted truck. There is zero sex appeal, because women know that he isn't interested in hauling anything. He can't use his truck to help her out of a situation. His truck is all for show.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78114042


What you are describing here is how this manchild with HS mentality fucked the planet with their big engines and their thirst for CO2
thinkab0utit7
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75658817


Yea i'm sure it has nothing to do with the military, industrial, or manufacturing, all the fossil fuels burned by public transportation, etc etc.

No it's just dudes in their trucks.
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12/01/2019 11:19 AM
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Give me an early 90's or late 80's pickup any day.

Easier to work on, don't break nearly as often, durable, dependable, and useful.

Fuck new trucks.

Also if you go back that late it doesn't matter dodge, chevy or ford, they all made quality.
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12/01/2019 11:21 AM

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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
When trucks became a fad is what killed them.

And don't even get me started on the "squat/tilt" bullshit.

A 4X4 truck dragging it's ass going up the road better have a literal ton of shit in the bed.
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12/01/2019 11:22 AM
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all hat and no cattle.
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12/01/2019 11:23 AM
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Proven fact: big truck = small peepee
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12/01/2019 11:23 AM
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Proven fact: big truck = small peepee
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you pretty gay to have peepee on the brain so much
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12/01/2019 11:28 AM
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Proven fact: big truck = small peepee
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you pretty gay to have peepee on the brain so much
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Says the guy with the truck on 44's

What a shock
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Proven fact: big truck = small peepee
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Red, big Truck, customized - small Mexican Peepee, will weaponize and kill without a second's thought. Maybe that's just DFW, where law enforcement has given up on policing the roads.

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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Proven fact: big truck = small peepee
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you pretty gay to have peepee on the brain so much
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Says the guy with the truck on 44's

What a shock
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78214095


lmao

assume much?

i drive a jeep on stock tires.

also i've never been one for huge big mud tires
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12/01/2019 11:36 AM
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Actually, I think women figured out that anyone getting one of those trucks is compensating for a micropenis.


The exception being rednecks who actually use the trucks to get through mudpits on the way to their hunting spots.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Actually, I think women figured out that anyone getting one of those trucks is compensating for a micropenis.


The exception being rednecks who actually use the trucks to get through mudpits on the way to their hunting spots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78109820


I drive a factory original Ford F-250. I use it for working because I work my ass off hauling hay, equipment, ATVs, etc. You, on the other hand, drive a Prius, because you are a pussy soy boy with soft hands that never saw a hard days work. So tell me again how women prefer little girly men like you who can’t even protect them?

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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Every guy wanted a big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster to be like their old HS Chad who roared his big mud truck to school every morning. But one key ingredient was missing from a generation obsessed with driving a big truck...they lacked that raw masculinity. They treated a truck like something prestige. That's when luxury and overcomputerization made yesterday's big nasty sounding rigs into today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck...but you'd never see him mudding, he'd have a stroke. Don't ever put furniture in his bed cause it'd scratch up his paint job. Don't ever see him roaring his loud exhaust cause manufacturers have silenced those pipes. No tobacco trays built in. Guys driving a 2019 Silverado likely can't even change their own tire. If your car is dead, Mr neighbor big rig doesn't even have jumper cables to help you. If a 16 yr old girl gets her Ford focus stuck in a snow bank, her dad driving a 2018 gmc Sierra doesn't even have a chain on hand to pull her out.

These big rigs all over the roads have zero personality. Same douchebag trucks, same douchebag owners. 25 years ago, you knew who drove what truck. Every truck was personalized. Every truck driver had a scratched up bed, and used the truck for manly activities. That's why they bought it, because it made life easier. Today, men buy trucks to boost Chad status, to boost sex appeal.

Women love seeing a 1996 lifted Silverado dual exhaust with mud all over it with a young stud driving it. Women really don't care about some 44 year old insurance manager that drives a 2020 f-150 lifted truck. There is zero sex appeal, because women know that he isn't interested in hauling anything. He can't use his truck to help her out of a situation. His truck is all for show.
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My thoughts after reading this is how mentally ill are you?
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I love to hard park at the mall.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
There's a simple solution- buy yourself a nice old pickup and keep it running no matter what it takes. I've got a 50+ y.o. Dodge 3/4T all manual everything that's 300k young that does anything I ask it to, goes everywhere on or off road and I LOL at dents and rust. And it's STILL costing me a fraction of these modern techno trash buckets.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
I've had more trucks than most people have had by far, I have never not had a truck. My first one was a 1979 F150 with a 351 dual exhaust, loved that one. I have two at the moment a newer F150 and a 1999 dodge 2500 cummins, I like them both but will take the cummins at the drop of a hat.


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12/01/2019 12:47 PM
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Pretty good social analysis, and the key was work.

The kid with that truck was always hauling stuff for his family and neighbors, and he had to be able to fix it.
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12/01/2019 12:48 PM
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
The word went around: "I know a guy with a truck."

Use it for the title of your book.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
When trucks became a fad is what killed them.

And don't even get me started on the "squat/tilt" bullshit.

A 4X4 truck dragging it's ass going up the road better have a literal ton of shit in the bed.
 Quoting: CosmicFire


My truck never goes anywhere unless it's towing, loaded, both, or on it's way to do that. I drive a small car for long distance high speed, and the truck when it makes sense.

12V Cummins is still the best for real work and low maint.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Actually, I think women figured out that anyone getting one of those trucks is compensating for a micropenis.


The exception being rednecks who actually use the trucks to get through mudpits on the way to their hunting spots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78109820


I drive a factory original Ford F-250. I use it for working because I work my ass off hauling hay, equipment, ATVs, etc. You, on the other hand, drive a Prius, because you are a pussy soy boy with soft hands that never saw a hard days work. So tell me again how women prefer little girly men like you who can’t even protect them?

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 Quoting: Off Switch


Gee, I apologize if I struck a nerve.

I was not referring to stock trucks.

I was referring to the "big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster"......."today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck" as the OP described.

Sorry to hear about your micropenis though, hey it could be worse.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
I remember all the times when some guy my dad knew down the road would call him to bring his truck to help him haul some crap or whatever. Thing is my dad always had old trucks he maintained well but they were work horses. This guy had a brand spanking new truck and did not want to scratch up the bed of it. So, the op is right on that. It used to make my mom so mad every time that fool called the house.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Actually, I think women figured out that anyone getting one of those trucks is compensating for a micropenis.


The exception being rednecks who actually use the trucks to get through mudpits on the way to their hunting spots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78109820


I drive a factory original Ford F-250. I use it for working because I work my ass off hauling hay, equipment, ATVs, etc. You, on the other hand, drive a Prius, because you are a pussy soy boy with soft hands that never saw a hard days work. So tell me again how women prefer little girly men like you who can’t even protect them?

cruise
 Quoting: Off Switch


Gee, I apologize if I struck a nerve.

I was not referring to stock trucks.

I was referring to the "big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster"......."today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck" as the OP described.

Sorry to hear about your micropenis though, hey it could be worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78109820


I drive honda civic eco fuel have bigg biggg biggggg penis, wif gurls have lot of secs all of time you are ghey i know because of car smaller than you
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12/01/2019 02:30 PM
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Yah right op

The ladies still like brand new jacked up trucks with douchebags driving
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12/02/2019 11:48 AM
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Yah right op

The ladies still like brand new jacked up trucks with douchebags driving
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Who cares?

Girls are for fucking, and that alone. What they care for doesn't matter.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
In the city there are big truck owners.....they complain about not finding parking....these trucks never hauled anything heavier than groceries....lol...
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Proven fact: big truck = small peepee
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Not so sure,, i am packin... and drive a gnarly diesel.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
No tobacco trays built in.
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Let them eat their shit sandwich and throw away money in money pit on this crap that only lasts maybe 5 years before the engine or tranny fails





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