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Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2019 12:18 PM
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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Actually, I think women figured out that anyone getting one of those trucks is compensating for a micropenis.


The exception being rednecks who actually use the trucks to get through mudpits on the way to their hunting spots.
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I drive a factory original Ford F-250. I use it for working because I work my ass off hauling hay, equipment, ATVs, etc. You, on the other hand, drive a Prius, because you are a pussy soy boy with soft hands that never saw a hard days work. So tell me again how women prefer little girly men like you who can’t even protect them?

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I actually do drive a Prius when I'm not driving my truck, and I'm confident in my ability to kick your ass in a fistfight.
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12/02/2019 12:20 PM
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What sucks so bad is trying to buy a brand new truck. My truck is getting worn out cause I use it to death. 2 years ago I tried to buy a newer used truck, I todl the man I wanted a 2wd since its lower to the ground. He shows me a 2 wheel drive. I said no i need 2 wheel drive so I can load stuff in the bed instead of a 4wd. he says this is a 2wd, They jsut make them all tall now. i said the thing is near useless since I aint carriing a step tool to put material in the back. So here I am tryign to keep my old truck running cause its what I need to do actual work.
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Actually, I think women figured out that anyone getting one of those trucks is compensating for a micropenis.


The exception being rednecks who actually use the trucks to get through mudpits on the way to their hunting spots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78109820


I drive a factory original Ford F-250. I use it for working because I work my ass off hauling hay, equipment, ATVs, etc. You, on the other hand, drive a Prius, because you are a pussy soy boy with soft hands that never saw a hard days work. So tell me again how women prefer little girly men like you who can’t even protect them?

cruise
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I actually do drive a Prius when I'm not driving my truck, and I'm confident in my ability to kick your ass in a fistfight.
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LOL
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Last Edited by CosmicFire on 12/02/2019 09:21 PM
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12/02/2019 07:33 PM

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Every guy wanted a big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster to be like their old HS Chad who roared his big mud truck to school every morning. But one key ingredient was missing from a generation obsessed with driving a big truck...they lacked that raw masculinity. They treated a truck like something prestige. That's when luxury and overcomputerization made yesterday's big nasty sounding rigs into today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck...but you'd never see him mudding, he'd have a stroke. Don't ever put furniture in his bed cause it'd scratch up his paint job. Don't ever see him roaring his loud exhaust cause manufacturers have silenced those pipes. No tobacco trays built in. Guys driving a 2019 Silverado likely can't even change their own tire. If your car is dead, Mr neighbor big rig doesn't even have jumper cables to help you. If a 16 yr old girl gets her Ford focus stuck in a snow bank, her dad driving a 2018 gmc Sierra doesn't even have a chain on hand to pull her out.

These big rigs all over the roads have zero personality. Same douchebag trucks, same douchebag owners. 25 years ago, you knew who drove what truck. Every truck was personalized. Every truck driver had a scratched up bed, and used the truck for manly activities. That's why they bought it, because it made life easier. Today, men buy trucks to boost Chad status, to boost sex appeal.

Women love seeing a 1996 lifted Silverado dual exhaust with mud all over it with a young stud driving it. Women really don't care about some 44 year old insurance manager that drives a 2020 f-150 lifted truck. There is zero sex appeal, because women know that he isn't interested in hauling anything. He can't use his truck to help her out of a situation. His truck is all for show.
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clappa Exactly!!
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12/02/2019 07:36 PM
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Whatever ponzi auto company I get, it will make metal vehicles with bench seats.

Because fuck the commies!
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12/02/2019 07:41 PM
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There are really a bunch of soy boys and wanna be men on here to want to have a truck to impress him. Hell, probably a bunch of girly transgender men here.

Other than OP, no one has mentioned the most important use of a pick up. Getting laid in the cab or taking it back to the bed. Just have a tack mat and you are all set.

I will put as much co2 in the atomsphere that a 300ci six with single barrel for will put out.

For all of you assholes that keep preaching climate change, you are nothing but simple tools of the masters who paid others to program your dumbass.

Ever thought that the same people who gave us chemtrails and HAARP are the very same scumbags which told you that what they are doing is global warming. No, no, no, they actually meant climate change. They weaponized the weather and used it against us, but you are too fucking stupid to get that. The owner's of the dicks which you are deep throating gave us climate alteration.

Why don't you come on over and I will personally shove the tailpipe of my truck and jump start your ass with it?
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12/02/2019 08:27 PM

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Not out here!


I lost my apathy.
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I lost my apathy.
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12/02/2019 08:31 PM

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battleflag
I lost my apathy.
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12/02/2019 08:31 PM
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^ this
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12/02/2019 08:37 PM

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Damn city slickers!
I lost my apathy.
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No tobacco trays built in.
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boom33
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But there are USB outlets so you can plug in your electric douche flute (vape).

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Re: Luxury and image have killed the pickup truck sex appeal
Give me an early 90's or late 80's pickup any day.

Easier to work on, don't break nearly as often, durable, dependable, and useful.

Fuck new trucks.

Also if you go back that late it doesn't matter dodge, chevy or ford, they all made quality.
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That’s because those pickup trucks are battle proven military spec vehicles, used all across north africa and the m.e., especially the Toyota Hilux and Landcruiser series of pickup trucks, they’re practically military vehicles and have a military designation they have been extensively tested in the field and in theatre of war.

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