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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75658817 United States 12/01/2019 11:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every guy wanted a big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster to be like their old HS Chad who roared his big mud truck to school every morning. But one key ingredient was missing from a generation obsessed with driving a big truck...they lacked that raw masculinity. They treated a truck like something prestige. That's when luxury and overcomputerization made yesterday's big nasty sounding rigs into today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck...but you'd never see him mudding, he'd have a stroke. Don't ever put furniture in his bed cause it'd scratch up his paint job. Don't ever see him roaring his loud exhaust cause manufacturers have silenced those pipes. No tobacco trays built in. Guys driving a 2019 Silverado likely can't even change their own tire. If your car is dead, Mr neighbor big rig doesn't even have jumper cables to help you. If a 16 yr old girl gets her Ford focus stuck in a snow bank, her dad driving a 2018 gmc Sierra doesn't even have a chain on hand to pull her out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78114042 These big rigs all over the roads have zero personality. Same douchebag trucks, same douchebag owners. 25 years ago, you knew who drove what truck. Every truck was personalized. Every truck driver had a scratched up bed, and used the truck for manly activities. That's why they bought it, because it made life easier. Today, men buy trucks to boost Chad status, to boost sex appeal. Women love seeing a 1996 lifted Silverado dual exhaust with mud all over it with a young stud driving it. Women really don't care about some 44 year old insurance manager that drives a 2020 f-150 lifted truck. There is zero sex appeal, because women know that he isn't interested in hauling anything. He can't use his truck to help her out of a situation. His truck is all for show. What you are describing here is how this manchild with HS mentality fucked the planet with their big engines and their thirst for CO2 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 42079668 United States 12/01/2019 11:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every guy wanted a big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster to be like their old HS Chad who roared his big mud truck to school every morning. But one key ingredient was missing from a generation obsessed with driving a big truck...they lacked that raw masculinity. They treated a truck like something prestige. That's when luxury and overcomputerization made yesterday's big nasty sounding rigs into today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck...but you'd never see him mudding, he'd have a stroke. Don't ever put furniture in his bed cause it'd scratch up his paint job. Don't ever see him roaring his loud exhaust cause manufacturers have silenced those pipes. No tobacco trays built in. Guys driving a 2019 Silverado likely can't even change their own tire. If your car is dead, Mr neighbor big rig doesn't even have jumper cables to help you. If a 16 yr old girl gets her Ford focus stuck in a snow bank, her dad driving a 2018 gmc Sierra doesn't even have a chain on hand to pull her out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78114042 These big rigs all over the roads have zero personality. Same douchebag trucks, same douchebag owners. 25 years ago, you knew who drove what truck. Every truck was personalized. Every truck driver had a scratched up bed, and used the truck for manly activities. That's why they bought it, because it made life easier. Today, men buy trucks to boost Chad status, to boost sex appeal. Women love seeing a 1996 lifted Silverado dual exhaust with mud all over it with a young stud driving it. Women really don't care about some 44 year old insurance manager that drives a 2020 f-150 lifted truck. There is zero sex appeal, because women know that he isn't interested in hauling anything. He can't use his truck to help her out of a situation. His truck is all for show. What you are describing here is how this manchild with HS mentality fucked the planet with their big engines and their thirst for CO2 Yea i'm sure it has nothing to do with the military, industrial, or manufacturing, all the fossil fuels burned by public transportation, etc etc. No it's just dudes in their trucks. |
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TXGLP2 User ID: 76819314 United States 12/01/2019 11:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Red, big Truck, customized - small Mexican Peepee, will weaponize and kill without a second's thought. Maybe that's just DFW, where law enforcement has given up on policing the roads. Last Edited by TXGLP2 on 12/01/2019 11:28 AM |
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Off Switch User ID: 78167993 United States 12/01/2019 12:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, I think women figured out that anyone getting one of those trucks is compensating for a micropenis. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78109820 The exception being rednecks who actually use the trucks to get through mudpits on the way to their hunting spots. I drive a factory original Ford F-250. I use it for working because I work my ass off hauling hay, equipment, ATVs, etc. You, on the other hand, drive a Prius, because you are a pussy soy boy with soft hands that never saw a hard days work. So tell me again how women prefer little girly men like you who can’t even protect them? Bad or missing keyboard. Press F1 to continue.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66619947 United States 12/01/2019 12:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every guy wanted a big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster to be like their old HS Chad who roared his big mud truck to school every morning. But one key ingredient was missing from a generation obsessed with driving a big truck...they lacked that raw masculinity. They treated a truck like something prestige. That's when luxury and overcomputerization made yesterday's big nasty sounding rigs into today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck...but you'd never see him mudding, he'd have a stroke. Don't ever put furniture in his bed cause it'd scratch up his paint job. Don't ever see him roaring his loud exhaust cause manufacturers have silenced those pipes. No tobacco trays built in. Guys driving a 2019 Silverado likely can't even change their own tire. If your car is dead, Mr neighbor big rig doesn't even have jumper cables to help you. If a 16 yr old girl gets her Ford focus stuck in a snow bank, her dad driving a 2018 gmc Sierra doesn't even have a chain on hand to pull her out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78114042 These big rigs all over the roads have zero personality. Same douchebag trucks, same douchebag owners. 25 years ago, you knew who drove what truck. Every truck was personalized. Every truck driver had a scratched up bed, and used the truck for manly activities. That's why they bought it, because it made life easier. Today, men buy trucks to boost Chad status, to boost sex appeal. Women love seeing a 1996 lifted Silverado dual exhaust with mud all over it with a young stud driving it. Women really don't care about some 44 year old insurance manager that drives a 2020 f-150 lifted truck. There is zero sex appeal, because women know that he isn't interested in hauling anything. He can't use his truck to help her out of a situation. His truck is all for show. My thoughts after reading this is how mentally ill are you? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71079880 United States 12/01/2019 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's a simple solution- buy yourself a nice old pickup and keep it running no matter what it takes. I've got a 50+ y.o. Dodge 3/4T all manual everything that's 300k young that does anything I ask it to, goes everywhere on or off road and I LOL at dents and rust. And it's STILL costing me a fraction of these modern techno trash buckets. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78120770 United States 12/01/2019 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've had more trucks than most people have had by far, I have never not had a truck. My first one was a 1979 F150 with a 351 dual exhaust, loved that one. I have two at the moment a newer F150 and a 1999 dodge 2500 cummins, I like them both but will take the cummins at the drop of a hat. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78203179 United States 12/01/2019 12:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When trucks became a fad is what killed them. Quoting: CosmicFire And don't even get me started on the "squat/tilt" bullshit. A 4X4 truck dragging it's ass going up the road better have a literal ton of shit in the bed. My truck never goes anywhere unless it's towing, loaded, both, or on it's way to do that. I drive a small car for long distance high speed, and the truck when it makes sense. 12V Cummins is still the best for real work and low maint. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78109820 United States 12/01/2019 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, I think women figured out that anyone getting one of those trucks is compensating for a micropenis. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78109820 The exception being rednecks who actually use the trucks to get through mudpits on the way to their hunting spots. I drive a factory original Ford F-250. I use it for working because I work my ass off hauling hay, equipment, ATVs, etc. You, on the other hand, drive a Prius, because you are a pussy soy boy with soft hands that never saw a hard days work. So tell me again how women prefer little girly men like you who can’t even protect them? Gee, I apologize if I struck a nerve. I was not referring to stock trucks. I was referring to the "big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster"......."today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck" as the OP described. Sorry to hear about your micropenis though, hey it could be worse. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78215929 United States 12/01/2019 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I remember all the times when some guy my dad knew down the road would call him to bring his truck to help him haul some crap or whatever. Thing is my dad always had old trucks he maintained well but they were work horses. This guy had a brand spanking new truck and did not want to scratch up the bed of it. So, the op is right on that. It used to make my mom so mad every time that fool called the house. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78038853 United States 12/01/2019 02:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, I think women figured out that anyone getting one of those trucks is compensating for a micropenis. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78109820 The exception being rednecks who actually use the trucks to get through mudpits on the way to their hunting spots. I drive a factory original Ford F-250. I use it for working because I work my ass off hauling hay, equipment, ATVs, etc. You, on the other hand, drive a Prius, because you are a pussy soy boy with soft hands that never saw a hard days work. So tell me again how women prefer little girly men like you who can’t even protect them? Gee, I apologize if I struck a nerve. I was not referring to stock trucks. I was referring to the "big badass offroading dual exhaust v8 monster"......."today's girly-man mobile. $90k lifted badass offroad truck" as the OP described. Sorry to hear about your micropenis though, hey it could be worse. I drive honda civic eco fuel have bigg biggg biggggg penis, wif gurls have lot of secs all of time you are ghey i know because of car smaller than you |
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