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Warning, Red Baron Thin Crust pizza is more like a cracker.

 
J.Crow

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when I think good pizza, I think of a German WW1 flying ace
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12/02/2019 02:04 PM
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Its almost impossible to get a decent frozen pizza these days. Some of the deep dish stuff is not bad. Even pizza hut isnt the same anymore. Maybe my taste buds are shot.
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12/02/2019 02:25 PM
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why do you eat frozen pizza?
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12/02/2019 02:26 PM

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why do you eat frozen pizza?
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Because OP is proud of saving money only spending 3.50 for a pizza. When in reality he is doing x10 more damage to his health.
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12/02/2019 03:38 PM

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It's really inexpensive to make that type of pizza crust from scratch, the thin and hard type of pizza crust does not require rising.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Agree. And there are recipes online like this one:
[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


I was thinking more like this one:

[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]

And when you make a pizza from scratch you can buy high-quality mozzarella cheese instead of the plastic shit they put on the frozen box pizza. A Moran can make their own pizza from scratch easily.

Last Edited by Butch DeFeo on 12/02/2019 03:42 PM
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It's really inexpensive to make that type of pizza crust from scratch, the thin and hard type of pizza crust does not require rising.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Agree. And there are recipes online like this one:
[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


I was thinking more like this one:

[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]

And when you make a pizza from scratch you can buy high-quality mozzarella cheese instead of the plastic shit they put on the frozen box pizza. A Moran can make their own pizza from scratch easily.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


If it were so easy, Dominos, Pizza Hut, Marcos, Papa Johns, etc, would not exist. They have secret ingredients unavailable to the average public. And special ovens.
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12/02/2019 06:09 PM
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Have the chefs from sonic prepare it for you.5a
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12/02/2019 06:34 PM
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Re: Warning, Red Baron Thin Crust pizza is more like a cracker.
20-25 years ago, Red Baron's crust would melt in your mouth. It was crunchy, but it was the best part of the pizza besides the pepperoni.

At some point, they changed the recipe of the crust, and I think the sauce too. Either to cut costs, or whatever. And its never been the same.

I can't stand their pizzas anymore. And it used to be the best, highest quality frozen pizza money could buy. Just about any other brand is better.
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12/02/2019 06:54 PM

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No warning needed here. I don't eat that shit.
I lost my apathy.
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12/02/2019 06:58 PM
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Jeno's is the tastiest pizza analogue.....
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12/02/2019 07:00 PM

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No matter what anyone says frozen pizza is nothing compared to fresh pizza made at a pizza place

Fuck frozen pizza
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Digiorno pan pizza is pretty good for frozen pizza.
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Yeah, but for $10 you might as well order out.
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Where I live delivery is like $10 for a small pizza + a $5 delivery fee
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Just go pick it up.

It's not like Digiorno delivers so adding a delivery charge isn't a fair comparison.


Carry out ftw.

No delivery fee and no tip.

Dominoes, pizza hut, and papa johns all have $7.99 deals.
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12/02/2019 07:27 PM
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Red Baron is one of the best pizzas.. Not just frozen pizzas, but the best freshest tasting available in America. Better than the Hut Domino's and a lot of chain pizzas, better than and healthier than digornos and other frozen crap. If you dont like thin crust maybe buy a different version? Of course everyone has their own pizza preferences but for $3.50 it tastes a lot fresher than what I get for $25 from local Italian restaurants with "educated" culinary school chefs with tattoos up and down their arms or from national chains for a whole hellava lot less money.. I'm not knocking anyone's tastes but.. Maybe try buying it from a different store? A local mom-n-pop (notice how it's mom-n-pop & not dad-n-dad or some other modern bullshit) store might treat their frozen products better than some twit making minimum wage at walmart as a career who hates their job and doesn't give a fuck about the product nor customer. Just my opinion, every hard working American deserves food they find tasty.
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Re: Warning, Red Baron Thin Crust pizza is more like a cracker.
It's really inexpensive to make that type of pizza crust from scratch, the thin and hard type of pizza crust does not require rising.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Agree. And there are recipes online like this one:
[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


I was thinking more like this one:

[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]

And when you make a pizza from scratch you can buy high-quality mozzarella cheese instead of the plastic shit they put on the frozen box pizza. A Moran can make their own pizza from scratch easily.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


If it were so easy, Dominos, Pizza Hut, Marcos, Papa Johns, etc, would not exist. They have secret ingredients unavailable to the average public. And special ovens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78213984

Those places exist because of people who won't make time to learn how to cook. The secret ingredients are mono-sodium glutamate, sugar, and salt.

You can get better pizza with a pizza pan, recipe, and your own oven.
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12/02/2019 07:38 PM

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Re: Warning, Red Baron Thin Crust pizza is more like a cracker.
It's really inexpensive to make that type of pizza crust from scratch, the thin and hard type of pizza crust does not require rising.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Agree. And there are recipes online like this one:
[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


I was thinking more like this one:

[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]

And when you make a pizza from scratch you can buy high-quality mozzarella cheese instead of the plastic shit they put on the frozen box pizza. A Moran can make their own pizza from scratch easily.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


If it were so easy, Dominos, Pizza Hut, Marcos, Papa Johns, etc, would not exist. They have secret ingredients unavailable to the average public. And special ovens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78213984


Secret ovens? You serious dude?

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[link to foodbabe.com (secure)]

Scroll down for the chart that shows the MSG in take-out pizzas. Read the entire article if you have the time or inclination.
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12/02/2019 07:49 PM
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Have the chefs from sonic prepare it for you.5a
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The Chef's at Sonic do an excellent job to prepare and cook meals using only the best and freshest ingredients around. Your food is prepared and cooked with love and is made to order using the best quality beef around. Perfection, it's Sonic.

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The toppings, sauce, and cheese are authentic Italian but the Thin Crust is very hard and dry. [link to i5.walmartimages.com (secure)]
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wtfdid whoever eats this sorcery deserves to be burned alive
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12/02/2019 08:13 PM
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I buy a 4-pack of an off-brand at Sam's Club and then a bag of sliced pepperoni.

I cover every inch with the extra pepperoni which makes all the difference.


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You mean it white?
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Re: Warning, Red Baron Thin Crust pizza is more like a cracker.
It's really inexpensive to make that type of pizza crust from scratch, the thin and hard type of pizza crust does not require rising.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Agree. And there are recipes online like this one:
[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


I was thinking more like this one:

[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]

And when you make a pizza from scratch you can buy high-quality mozzarella cheese instead of the plastic shit they put on the frozen box pizza. A Moran can make their own pizza from scratch easily.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


YES! Organic flour, turbinado (or raw or organic sugar)...
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12/04/2019 06:51 PM
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Its almost impossible to get a decent frozen pizza these days. Some of the deep dish stuff is not bad. Even pizza hut isnt the same anymore. Maybe my taste buds are shot.
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I love Amy's vegan roasted veggies pizza. It has shitake mushrooms & artichokes
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Red Baron "authentic Italian" cruise

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all of the fast foods pizza joints serve dreadfully awful pizza.
doesn't anybody with the company try eating that shit?
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Re: Warning, Red Baron Thin Crust pizza is more like a cracker.
It's really inexpensive to make that type of pizza crust from scratch, the thin and hard type of pizza crust does not require rising.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Agree. And there are recipes online like this one:
[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


I was thinking more like this one:

[link to www.allrecipes.com (secure)]

And when you make a pizza from scratch you can buy high-quality mozzarella cheese instead of the plastic shit they put on the frozen box pizza. A Moran can make their own pizza from scratch easily.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


If it were so easy, Dominos, Pizza Hut, Marcos, Papa Johns, etc, would not exist. They have secret ingredients unavailable to the average public. And special ovens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78213984


Restaurants exist because people are too lazy to make their own food. And nope, you can make a FAR superior pizza at home in your own kitchen (compared to any of those restaurants you mentioned), because they use the cheapest ingredients available so they can make a bigger profit. Have faith in yourself - you can make great pizza from scratch and save money while eating superior pizza.
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Re: Warning, Red Baron Thin Crust pizza is more like a cracker.
It's really inexpensive to make that type of pizza crust from scratch, the thin and hard type of pizza crust does not require rising.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


What am I, a chef?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78213984


Well you're no D50, need to work on your food reviews. maybe add a youtube video.
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Jeno's is the tastiest pizza analogue.....
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That liquid sausage paste is amazing.
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Get the totinos for a dollar there good.
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Crispy Chemical Crust
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That could be a band name.
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im pretty fucking sure totinos are made in replicator machines using composite nano soylent
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Re: Warning, Red Baron Thin Crust pizza is more like a cracker.
It's really inexpensive to make that type of pizza crust from scratch, the thin and hard type of pizza crust does not require rising.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


What am I, a chef?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78213984


Well you're no D50, need to work on your food reviews. maybe add a youtube video.
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I am surprised he never came back after the lifting of the bans.

I think I actually saw him a few weeks ago. It was at the corner of Missouri Ave and West Bay. Largo city park was on the other side of the road. It was raining and there is this moran standing on the corner talking to his camera on his phone.

I was really tempted to roll down the window and yell, "Party People". But then I was stuck at a red light and worried I might end up having that weirdo approach my car.
So, AOC was walking through the Bronx. She came upon a set of tracks. She said to herself, "Oh look, deer tracks." She looked again and said, "Oh wait, those are bear tracks". Pondered a little more and said, "Oh silly me, those are rabbit...." The train hit her.
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Re: Warning, Red Baron Thin Crust pizza is more like a cracker.
It's really inexpensive to make that type of pizza crust from scratch, the thin and hard type of pizza crust does not require rising.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


What am I, a chef?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78213984


Well you're no D50, need to work on your food reviews. maybe add a youtube video.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78223876


I am surprised he never came back after the lifting of the bans.

I think I actually saw him a few weeks ago. It was at the corner of Missouri Ave and West Bay. Largo city park was on the other side of the road. It was raining and there is this moran standing on the corner talking to his camera on his phone.

I was really tempted to roll down the window and yell, "Party People". But then I was stuck at a red light and worried I might end up having that weirdo approach my car.
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Awesome man!

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