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Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.

 
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Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
What if when Jesus comes back he just lives a peaceful life stays out of religion and politics and is in and out like a thief. He does say he will come like a thief in the night.

I still think he defeated death and covers us with his blood and saves us from hell and condemnation. He saves us.

What I’m saying is he might just take a back seat.

I believe king David will come back and unite the nations.

He will be the leader.

Maybe I’m wrong.

But I just got this feeling.

Jesus gonna be rooting a new messiah on.

New name.
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12/01/2019 09:42 PM
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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
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He's the Holy Spirit...
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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
Covers us with his blood. Yeah, that ain't crazy and sick as fuck.
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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
Covers us with his blood. Yeah, that ain't crazy and sick as fuck.
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That’s basic Christian theology.
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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
What if when Jesus comes back he just lives a peaceful life stays out of religion and politics and is in and out like a thief. He does say he will come like a thief in the night.

I still think he defeated death and covers us with his blood and saves us from hell and condemnation. He saves us.

What I’m saying is he might just take a back seat.

I believe king David will come back and unite the nations.

He will be the leader.

Maybe I’m wrong.

But I just got this feeling.

Jesus gonna be rooting a new messiah on.

New name.
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You should visit a prostitute, because thinking to much about such things is making people retarded.
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Quit bogarting and pass that shit man....

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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
Quit bogarting and pass that shit man....

afro

headbang

rockon

drinks

rastabanandead3
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Lol

hf
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12/02/2019 06:32 PM
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bump
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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
He's still figuring things out. The problem is that whenever he comes up with a plan, there are eyes and ears about who record it and take steps to thwart it. He's pretty much just operating on pure instinct now and seeing where it leads him.
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He's the Holy Spirit...
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NOT a theory:

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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
I'm not sure about your whole post, but the first sentence makes me think!!

"like a thief in the night..." That does really sound like it's meant to mean something. Not just filler words like some parts in the Bible.

Interesting... maybe his birth/death will go unnoticed, and on purpose. Very interesting.
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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
What if when Jesus comes back he just lives a peaceful life stays out of religion and politics and is in and out like a thief. He does say he will come like a thief in the night.
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Again, interesting. Glad i stopped by GLP tonight!
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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
He's the Holy Spirit...
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In human form : he is a gen x white American who is changing reality ie the mandela effect
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12/03/2019 02:45 AM
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A thief in the night, Two in the field one shall be taken the other left.


Think about it for a minute.


The meek shall inherit the earth.
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He's the Holy Spirit...
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In human form : he is a gen x white American who is changing reality ie the mandela effect
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He is also a visual artist
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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
I'm not sure about your whole post, but the first sentence makes me think!!

"like a thief in the night..." That does really sound like it's meant to mean something. Not just filler words like some parts in the Bible.

Interesting... maybe his birth/death will go unnoticed, and on purpose. Very interesting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3302286


Job 4:12-14 Wycliffe Bible (WYC)
12 Certainly an hid word was said to me, and mine ear took as it were thief-like the veins of the privy speaking thereof. (Truly a hidden word was said to me, and my ear caught it like the stolen whispers of private speaking.)
13 In the hideousness of [the] night’s sight, when heavy sleep is wont to occupy men,
14 dread and trembling held me; and all my bones were afeared. (fear and trembling held
15 And when the spirit went in my presence, the hairs of my flesh had hideousness. (And when a breeze passed by me, all the hairs of my flesh stood up.)
16 One stood, whose cheer, or likeness, I knew not, an image before mine eyes; and I heard a voice as of [a] soft wind. (And something stood, whose face, or likeness, I knew not, or could not see, yea, there was a figure before my eyes; and I heard a voice like a soft wind.)
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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
He's the Holy Spirit...
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In human form : he is a gen x white American who is changing reality ie the mandela effect
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He is also a visual artist
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Who has had a website online for 15 years
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Re: Crazy theory on the return of Jesus.
He is Christ Consciousness and is ending the world via frequency manipulation
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He is Christ Consciousness and is ending the world via frequency manipulation
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He is responsible for what people call the mandela effect which is not a new thing.In fact he taught others about the phenomena for over 20 years
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The world as you know it is over.
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The world as you know it is over.
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as Iran collapses into oblivion
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The world as you know it is over.
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Ended 2000 years ago.
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The world as you know it is over.
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Strange you allow your Go to censor Christ from reality...well there went reality didn't it gone in a blink of an eye
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The world as you know it is over.
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Ended 2000 years ago.
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Only the Present Moment exists
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The world as you know it is over.
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Ended 2000 years ago.
 Quoting: Pho 75702643


Only the Present Moment exists
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And Christ was reborn in 1972
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The world as you know it is over.
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as REALITY collapses into oblivion
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Fixed [link to watchers.news]





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