Is this timeline the stupidiest posible of all timelines?!

Well you are creating your own timeline as you tunnel through the quantum realm of possibilities with your consciousness so....

Ya, Everything you judge is a reflection of YOU.

If it weren't for Trump I would say all is lost.

Considering there is only 1 "timeline" I would say yes this is the worst I have seen it.

Make it where, Mars/Wars?

Are we still in the one where the future leaders of America are currently gorging themselves with Tide Pods & snorting condoms?

I don't know if we're the "stupidiest" but we're definitely a contender.

lol, I take it you prefer Febreze?

I like tacos

We can be friends then!

By this statement alone, 99% of the rest of the rational world who still lives in reality can say you are totally and completely LOST.

tide pod tacos

Even top physicists agree that their is more then 1 timeline.
Please educate yourself. It really does matter.

Just don't add the condom sauce...

Of course not! There might be one where everyone is christian!

this

"stupidiest posible"?

Yeah. Looks like it is.

Negative. There’s one where all our faces and our butts are switched. And we still eat through our faces Morty...

It does have its benefits though, like biologically mandated naps after every meal to allow for digestion to travel up to the top of our butts where we shit out of what was formerly the mouth hole location. Thanksgiving meals are way funnier to watch the mother in law shove food up what I’m used to being an ass.

Retardedest, not stupidest.

Smart answer!

That said, we must all be fucking idiots for tunneling through the quantum realm of infinite possibilities and ending up here of all places.

We haven't exterminated ourselves yet.
So no.

It's the AI

the Alien simulation AI streaming thoughts to you

You are made stupid so you are controlled easily

Those protesting get gangstalked

Others get bee training to sting TIs... remove them "cleanly"

It's a total NAZI system

(77408599) You're projecting.

No. Stupid can always go one higher.

Eleven

There are far worse timelines.there is one where Hildahag won the Presidency, and the US is currently embroiled in a full, hot civil war.

In that timeline, I am already dead. Killed in battle.

Wow! Didn't get raptured there?!?!?! How odd!

Negative. Too many of us would have had your back. That's the timeline where you faked your death to gain access to their facilities as a "non-citizen". We kicked their ass. It was awesome. Stuff blew up.

It's... all... so... very.. TIRESOME!!!