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If I could, I would slap your ass.....

 
Reilly (OP)
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12/02/2019 06:56 PM
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Your ass is the first ass I'm gonna slap
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


Oh if only that were the case, Parasite Boy, it'd be the last thing you ever did...

Remember your "I hate guns" thread? I've been active with firearms since I was ten years old, and I'm actually, forgive me for saying so, very comfortable with a variety of platforms.

And where you're too effeminate? I'm quite comfortable with the idea that a man has to do what a man has to do.

Then again it's easy to bluster when you're in New Mexico, isn't it?

Maybe I should visit a friend of mine in Taos for a couple of weeks...

Ok, your turn to tell us another thing you hate or, better yet, abandon this thread as you normally do.
 Quoting: Larry D. Croc


All I'm going to do is slap your ass into oblivion. Calm down bitch.
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


Lemme guess, next up is a "love everyone, empathy is great, aren't I a wonderful person?" thread.

Your problem, Bundy, is you post so much that pretty regularly your "mask" slips and the psycho peeks out.

"But I was just kidding" doesn't play well anymore, you psycho fuck. Time to start looking for a new internet "home", you're wearing out your welcome here faster than you realize.
 Quoting: Larry D. Croc


hugs
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Oh if only that were the case, Parasite Boy, it'd be the last thing you ever did...

Remember your "I hate guns" thread? I've been active with firearms since I was ten years old, and I'm actually, forgive me for saying so, very comfortable with a variety of platforms.

And where you're too effeminate? I'm quite comfortable with the idea that a man has to do what a man has to do.

Then again it's easy to bluster when you're in New Mexico, isn't it?

Maybe I should visit a friend of mine in Taos for a couple of weeks...

Ok, your turn to tell us another thing you hate or, better yet, abandon this thread as you normally do.
 Quoting: Larry D. Croc


All I'm going to do is slap your ass into oblivion. Calm down bitch.
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


Lemme guess, next up is a "love everyone, empathy is great, aren't I a wonderful person?" thread.

Your problem, Bundy, is you post so much that pretty regularly your "mask" slips and the psycho peeks out.

"But I was just kidding" doesn't play well anymore, you psycho fuck. Time to start looking for a new internet "home", you're wearing out your welcome here faster than you realize.
 Quoting: Larry D. Croc


hugs
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


Go back into the shit pile, maggot, it's organic and vegan, you'll feel right at home.
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it." Ronald Reagan
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Go slap your own ass first.
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12/02/2019 07:12 PM
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Go slap your own ass first.
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I don't do that kind of thing
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12/02/2019 07:14 PM
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Re: If I could, I would slap your ass.....
I'd twist your nuts so bad you had the worst case of epididymis ever recorded..

Before you went to the clinic..
 Quoting: mouse..


You would touch them... misdoubt
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I'd twist your nuts so bad you had the worst case of epididymis ever recorded..

Before you went to the clinic..
 Quoting: mouse..


You would touch them... misdoubt
 Quoting: LittleMe

Girl in that position that arises..

Just spin em like two cue balls in your hand..

Smile..

Let nature take its course..

Spin em for awhile. Tell him you like his big nuts..
mouse..
Reilly (OP)
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I'd twist your nuts so bad you had the worst case of epididymis ever recorded..

Before you went to the clinic..
 Quoting: mouse..


You would touch them... misdoubt
 Quoting: LittleMe


I'd twist your nuts so bad you had the worst case of epididymis ever recorded..

Before you went to the clinic..
 Quoting: mouse..


You would touch them... misdoubt
 Quoting: LittleMe

Girl in that position that arises..

Just spin em like two cue balls in your hand..

Smile..

Let nature take its course..

Spin em for awhile. Tell him you like his big nuts..
 Quoting: mouse..


I know you really want to do that to me, but I'm sorry, I'm taken :) <3

Only my Aussie gf can do that to me

Good songs -


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I'd twist your nuts so bad you had the worst case of epididymis ever recorded..

Before you went to the clinic..
 Quoting: mouse..


You would touch them... misdoubt
 Quoting: LittleMe


I'd twist your nuts so bad you had the worst case of epididymis ever recorded..

Before you went to the clinic..
 Quoting: mouse..


You would touch them... misdoubt
 Quoting: LittleMe

Girl in that position that arises..

Just spin em like two cue balls in your hand..

Smile..

Let nature take its course..

Spin em for awhile. Tell him you like his big nuts..
 Quoting: mouse..


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Larry D. Croc

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12/02/2019 07:22 PM

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Re: If I could, I would slap your ass.....
I'd twist your nuts so bad you had the worst case of epididymis ever recorded..

Before you went to the clinic..
 Quoting: mouse..


You would touch them... misdoubt
 Quoting: LittleMe


I'd twist your nuts so bad you had the worst case of epididymis ever recorded..

Before you went to the clinic..
 Quoting: mouse..


You would touch them... misdoubt
 Quoting: LittleMe

Girl in that position that arises..

Just spin em like two cue balls in your hand..

Smile..

Let nature take its course..

Spin em for awhile. Tell him you like his big nuts..
 Quoting: mouse..


I know you really want to do that to me, but I'm sorry, I'm taken :) <3

Only my Aussie gf can do that to me

Good songs -


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


Let's translate, shall we?

Aussie girlfriend = young woman you've stalked and threatened, recently married, whom you've never met (and will never meet) who reported you to the local police department.

You REALLY need some vocabulary lessons, Bundy.
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it." Ronald Reagan
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12/02/2019 07:30 PM
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You would touch them... misdoubt
 Quoting: LittleMe


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You would touch them... misdoubt
 Quoting: LittleMe

Girl in that position that arises..

Just spin em like two cue balls in your hand..

Smile..

Let nature take its course..

Spin em for awhile. Tell him you like his big nuts..
 Quoting: mouse..


I know you really want to do that to me, but I'm sorry, I'm taken :) <3

Only my Aussie gf can do that to me

Good songs -


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


Let's translate, shall we?

Aussie girlfriend = young woman you've stalked and threatened, recently married, whom you've never met (and will never meet) who reported you to the local police department.

You REALLY need some vocabulary lessons, Bundy.
 Quoting: Larry D. Croc


I'm going to marry her, just you wait and see <3
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Girl in that position that arises..

Just spin em like two cue balls in your hand..

Smile..

Let nature take its course..

Spin em for awhile. Tell him you like his big nuts..
 Quoting: mouse..


I know you really want to do that to me, but I'm sorry, I'm taken :) <3

Only my Aussie gf can do that to me

Good songs -


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


Let's translate, shall we?

Aussie girlfriend = young woman you've stalked and threatened, recently married, whom you've never met (and will never meet) who reported you to the local police department.

You REALLY need some vocabulary lessons, Bundy.
 Quoting: Larry D. Croc


I'm going to marry her, just you wait and see <3
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


You're fundamentally a very, very stupid and ignorant child. Add to that the inherently evil nature of your personality and you end up with a very nasty combination.

You'll marry the fist you fuck several times over, you'll never even meet the poor gal you've been stalking, the courts will see to that as needed.

Last Edited by Larry D. Croc on 12/02/2019 07:39 PM
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it." Ronald Reagan
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I know you really want to do that to me, but I'm sorry, I'm taken :) <3

Only my Aussie gf can do that to me

Good songs -


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


Let's translate, shall we?

Aussie girlfriend = young woman you've stalked and threatened, recently married, whom you've never met (and will never meet) who reported you to the local police department.

You REALLY need some vocabulary lessons, Bundy.
 Quoting: Larry D. Croc


I'm going to marry her, just you wait and see <3
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


Your fundamentally a very, very stupid and ignorant child. Add to that the inherently evil nature of your personality and you end up with a very nasty combination.

You'll marry the fist you fuck several times over, you'll never even meet the poor gal you've been stalking, the courts will see to that as needed.
 Quoting: Larry D. Croc


*You're
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They swell up like softballs in a day..

Cheap shot for a cheap shot fuckin prick who missed the whole message..
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Let's translate, shall we?

Aussie girlfriend = young woman you've stalked and threatened, recently married, whom you've never met (and will never meet) who reported you to the local police department.

You REALLY need some vocabulary lessons, Bundy.
 Quoting: Larry D. Croc


I'm going to marry her, just you wait and see <3
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


Your fundamentally a very, very stupid and ignorant child. Add to that the inherently evil nature of your personality and you end up with a very nasty combination.

You'll marry the fist you fuck several times over, you'll never even meet the poor gal you've been stalking, the courts will see to that as needed.
 Quoting: Larry D. Croc


*You're
 Quoting: Reilly 78007224


Divert, divert, divert, shit head. You're such an impotent little fuckwad, no wonder you're going to die alone.
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it." Ronald Reagan
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Junior, when I get home, I'm going to slap your mama!!

Yes daddy.

(Jackie Gleeson as Pewford T Justice -Smokie the Bandit)

LOL.
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Hi, I want to touch you ass, maybe your asshole. Then I will get brave and give you a fast reach around.

Oh here is a very nice song for you guys.

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12/02/2019 07:48 PM
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Hi, I want to touch you ass, maybe your asshole. Then I will get brave and give you a fast reach around.

Oh here is a very nice song for you guys.


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Sounds good. :)

Great rendition, btw.
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You slap my ass and the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center is going to start issuing advisories! GTThisbig
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