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Odd things that you have found on your front lawn?

 
MissCleo

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12/03/2019 03:33 PM

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Today I found 1/2 a squirrel.

The back half.

Neighbor's cat brought me a present.
Half Past Midnight

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12/03/2019 03:33 PM
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Not "on" but "in"... Had to dig up a busted water line a while back. Found a TON of seashells. I'm nowhere near the coast. I'm considering doing some test digs to see what else I can find. I'd love to find a fossil of some sort.
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Weird.
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12/03/2019 03:33 PM

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Dead sting ray.
So, AOC was walking through the Bronx. She came upon a set of tracks. She said to herself, "Oh look, deer tracks." She looked again and said, "Oh wait, those are bear tracks". Pondered a little more and said, "Oh silly me, those are rabbit...." The train hit her.
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12/03/2019 03:37 PM
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I'm the last house before a pretty large park, ie no foot traffic, it's on the highway fer fox lake. A full tub of sourcream that none of us (4 in total on the 33 acres) bought. No clue where it came from.
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Hey I'm sorry. We were flying over on the way to Sannich and she wanted chips N dip. She brung sour creame ffs and I was not going to start baking potatoes at 12k feet. I tossed it out the window.

Did you pour it on your corn flakes?
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Re: Odd things that you have found on your front lawn?
Not "on" but "in"... Had to dig up a busted water line a while back. Found a TON of seashells. I'm nowhere near the coast. I'm considering doing some test digs to see what else I can find. I'd love to find a fossil of some sort.
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Weird.
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Geologically I'm in a Mesozoic section with a supposed "K-T" boundary to the north of me so anything's possible.
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12/03/2019 04:33 PM

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I'm the last house before a pretty large park, ie no foot traffic, it's on the highway fer fox lake. A full tub of sourcream that none of us (4 in total on the 33 acres) bought. No clue where it came from.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


Hey I'm sorry. We were flying over on the way to Sannich and she wanted chips N dip. She brung sour creame ffs and I was not going to start baking potatoes at 12k feet. I tossed it out the window.

Did you pour it on your corn flakes?
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No, we fed it to the retarded polydactyl cat...who none of the households really want to buy food for so she has become a ratter which...is her role.
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12/03/2019 04:36 PM
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a female taking a dump in my rose bushes
Butch DeFeo

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12/03/2019 04:41 PM

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Back when I was living next door to some retarded neighbors, a guest of theirs dumped a bucket full of clam shells on my front yard.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2019 04:44 PM
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A soiled condom.
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12/03/2019 04:59 PM

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A couple of box turtles mating.
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12/03/2019 05:00 PM
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Found an arrowhead while tilling a garden.
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12/03/2019 05:13 PM
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Found a white 5 gallon bucket that someone with explosive diarrhea had recently used as a toilet. Mofookin' nasty! Diarrhea cha-cha-cha.

Poor trashman. I got a very long stick and moved it to the trash pickup spot. I walked backwards.
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12/03/2019 05:17 PM
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A kneegrow
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Ill raise you a dothead
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12/03/2019 05:24 PM
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A bag of eyeballs

The stick on googley eyes used for craft projects

But still, it was a bag of eyeballs. 100's of them.
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12/03/2019 05:32 PM
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empty nip bottles and dunkins cup.
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12/03/2019 05:33 PM
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the cemetary next to my house has interesting stuff though, used condoms and empty beers and little baggies mostly.
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12/03/2019 06:47 PM
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A kneegrow
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*Insert Grand Torino get off my lawn meme*
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2019 06:51 PM
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Two 5 foot long brown rat snakes swirled around each other mating.
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12/03/2019 08:13 PM

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12/03/2019 08:21 PM
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A live crayfish.

Live nowhere near water.

Figure dropped by a bird.
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12/03/2019 08:27 PM

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On my driveway.... A round rock that when you put it down it wobbles, then stops and then shakes again. Then I found a very large perfect arrowhead, however it doesn't shake.
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Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2019 08:31 PM
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Found sleeping obama
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12/03/2019 08:32 PM
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I once found a beer bottle
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If I do not see some HOA deposits being left.. I will start delivering random body parts that I steal from the morgue.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2019 08:53 PM
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Re: Odd things that you have found on your front lawn?
Not "on" but "in"... Had to dig up a busted water line a while back. Found a TON of seashells. I'm nowhere near the coast. I'm considering doing some test digs to see what else I can find. I'd love to find a fossil of some sort.
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They used to make roads and paths and driveways out of shells.
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12/03/2019 08:56 PM
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Found sleeping obama
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You aren't the only one in that boat.
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12/03/2019 08:59 PM
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A bag of mescaline, half drank Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and multiple half-smoked Camels.
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12/03/2019 08:59 PM
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A half eaten sorghum and Hampton berry pie
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12/03/2019 09:00 PM
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A half eaten sorghum and Hampton berry pie
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Travolta, how many times are you going to use that line?
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12/03/2019 09:03 PM
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A young Gopher Snake
We became friends
Watched TV together
Hogan's Heroes
He stuck his tongue out





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