Odd things that you have found on your front lawn?

My brother

Hmm that is odd

Not "on" but "in"... Had to dig up a busted water line a while back. Found a TON of seashells. I'm nowhere near the coast. I'm considering doing some test digs to see what else I can find. I'd love to find a fossil of some sort.

I remember after the cat 4 hurricane on the cusp of cat 5 I went through in 04 I found AWLLL KINDS of stuff in my front yard . maybe 15 garbage cans , atleast 5 mail boxes , lawn chairs , part of a grill . AWLLL KINDS !!!

Woah you're like a modern day Noah's ark

My husband’s relatives.

Myself.

porno mags with a note that said: "found in the woods"

Your drunk sister.

next to chalky white dog poop?

I don't go outside, so how would I know?

lol, not quite as old but yea, I fancy the dino stuff.

A '65 Plymouth Sports Fury with the ultra rare Stage III Max wedge and 4 speed. Unfortunately it was bent into a more or less 'L' shape configuration.

:bigcruise:

I had a party after a wedding once in Banff. I was in the wedding party and had to wear a matching suit that was rental.

There was a nice white shirt with fancy collar and that bib thing that hangs down. Nice shoes that we provided ourselves.

A buddy from Thailand had some heroin. I had never done it before. A Dragon-tale he called it.

So we went to the garage, about 6 of us to have a puff. Including the best man.

He put tin foil on the edge of a beer can and sprinkled some dust onro the tin, then heated it from below. There was like a smoke that came off it.

After my puff (boagey bogart fuck face) as soon as my hand touched the door to the house I blacked out.

I guess me and the best man started running around the house on all fours like wild dogs, putbulls or insane goblins from some scary dream.

There was a couple big German girls there...sisters. They led us out of the house before we thrashed it, and out into the yard.

The best man went south... to the neighbors, who had a yard full of dog shit sitting on a couple inches of snow.

Next day I retrieved the jacket, the thingy from the front, my shoes and my belt.

I think some slut was out there and tried to suck my dink when I was out of it and took my fucking belt off.

That was the lest time I ever wore one of them monkey suits.

Something to do with the light pole it had to knock down to get on my front lawn I think.

* 7,000 EGYPTIANS.

Indian pottery shard
Indian Arrowhead
Marbles
Nails maybe hand forged

Mexican coins

If they were Plumpers & Big Ass Babes, they're mine.

sandwich bag of lemon slices, pack of smokes and lighter i think a drunk bitch squatted down and pissed and dropped her things lol

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In someone else’s front lawn I found the scalp of some lady’s hair.

This was in a pretty bad part of Chimpcongo. I was there for a job and out on my morning run. Saw what I thought was some chick’s pony tail and upon closer inspection it was. Attached to the pony tail was the scalp that held the hair all bloody and ripped.

I figured some black dude was beating shit out of his prostitute or crack whore and ripped her hair out and tossed it out the window of his cadillac. I called the cops and they came down pretty quick. It was a sunday morning. They were like this is the damndest shit we ever saw. They called forensics to collect the item. I went along my merry way.

Last summer I found an Ipad by my mailbox. I figure someone put it on top of their car and drove off. Had a crack in the screen but works perfect.

I'm the last house before a pretty large park, ie no foot traffic, it's on the highway fer fox lake. A full tub of sourcream that none of us (4 in total on the 33 acres) bought. No clue where it came from.

An almost new washing machine?! Almost backed over it coming out of my driveway.

I left it there for a day for whoever lost it to claim it. No takers so I put it in storage for future use.

Egyptian coins..and a watch...in my flower bed.

Lawn.