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Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend

 
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As Yosemite Sam would say - his "biscuits are burning".
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Just rub some icy hot on that area for your thrills - that aught to do it.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
“As a dermatologist, I cannot recommend any sun exposure without sun protection,” Dr. Nazanin Saedi

Stay away from this idiot, sunscreen causes cancer. All sun exposure is good if you stop before you burn, which might not take too long for such a sensitive area.
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I was going to say the same thing.
What a fucking retard this “doctor” is.
Truly dumb fucks posing as medical experts.
LTHN.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Josh Brolin's new movie: ' No Country for Burnt Taint'.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
isn't that the reason why we call that place

"where the sun doesn't shine"

as in

> "Stick it where the sun doesn't shine!"


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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
It really burns my ass how dumb people can be.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
I know a lot of people that tan completely naked in tanning beds. Never had anyone complain about burning that area. Self included.
(Used to work in a tanning salon long before it was considered a bad thing)

Are these idiots using a sunlamp directly there? I don't even wanna know.
Those Hollywood people are just too weird anyway.
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He's right up there with Don Henley in terms of politics and personality
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Stupid boomers acting like kids. Why do we have to read 5 first posts of you making stupid word jokes? It's immature and annoying.

Normal people want a discussion of the issue. But you boomers always try to turn everything into a joke.

1) The OP said 30 seconds. That is not tanning. Boomtards rush to make a joke and ignore the facts of what they read.

2) Anyone try 30 secs? And why would this area give benefit? Or just some dumb trend?
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Sun’s out, buns out.

A controversial new wellness practice that encourages tanning one of the body’s more delicate areas has made its way to Hollywood — to seemingly disastrous effects.

Actor Josh Brolin tried out the "perineum sunning" craze, which touts the alleged benefits of tanning the thin area of skin between the anus and the vagina or penis. The practice has recently gained steam after a video posted by holistic influencer Ra of Earth suggested such "sunning," claiming that it provides one with “more energy from” the sun in 30 seconds “than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on.”

Another influencer, who goes by MetaphysicalMeagan, also made headlines for her similar claims of "perineum sunning" for the benefit of health or energy.


“As a dermatologist, I cannot recommend any sun exposure without sun protection,” Dr. Nazanin Saedi, director of the Jefferson Laser Surgery and Cosmetic Dermatology Center, told Health.com. “These areas, just like other areas of the body, do need sun protection and clothing tends to provide that.” YA REALLY THINK!!!!

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Darwin awards inbound!!!!
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holey rollers, Batman!
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Stupid boomers acting like kids. Why do we have to read 5 first posts of you making stupid word jokes? It's immature and annoying.

Normal people want a discussion of the issue. But you boomers always try to turn everything into a joke.

1) The OP said 30 seconds. That is not tanning. Boomtards rush to make a joke and ignore the facts of what they read.

2) Anyone try 30 secs? And why would this area give benefit? Or just some dumb trend?
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You are rude.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Sun’s out, buns out.

A controversial new wellness practice that encourages tanning one of the body’s more delicate areas has made its way to Hollywood — to seemingly disastrous effects.

Actor Josh Brolin tried out the "perineum sunning" craze, which touts the alleged benefits of tanning the thin area of skin between the anus and the vagina or penis. The practice has recently gained steam after a video posted by holistic influencer Ra of Earth suggested such "sunning," claiming that it provides one with “more energy from” the sun in 30 seconds “than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on.”

Another influencer, who goes by MetaphysicalMeagan, also made headlines for her similar claims of "perineum sunning" for the benefit of health or energy.

“As a dermatologist, I cannot recommend any sun exposure without sun protection,” Dr. Nazanin Saedi, director of the Jefferson Laser Surgery and Cosmetic Dermatology Center, told Health.com. “These areas, just like other areas of the body, do need sun protection and clothing tends to provide that.” YA REALLY THINK!!!!

[link to www.foxnews.com (secure)]

Darwin awards inbound!!!!
 Quoting: Coastie Patriot


holey rollers, Batman!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751542


See. This. Why do you boomtards quote a long OP, only to add your stupid slangwords / catchphrases?
We don't need to see either. Waste of vertical space.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Wait a minute...did Thanos just tell us he tans his b-hole and taint?!?
I'd rather be real and rejected than fake and accepted.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
No need for the warning.

I'm not retarded

epiclol
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
No need for the warning.

I'm not retarded

epiclol
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lol exactly
I'd rather be real and rejected than fake and accepted.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Stupid boomers acting like kids. Why do we have to read 5 first posts of you making stupid word jokes? It's immature and annoying.

Normal people want a discussion of the issue. But you boomers always try to turn everything into a joke.

1) The OP said 30 seconds. That is not tanning. Boomtards rush to make a joke and ignore the facts of what they read.

2) Anyone try 30 secs? And why would this area give benefit? Or just some dumb trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77946986


You are rude.
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Says the child mind. Rude is not even the correct term. Boomtards always attack criticism. They can't handle being serious or responsible when called out.

1) They ignore mistakes (acting immature in the first place). 2) Make a joke to cope. 3) or attack the messenger to deflect. This is why we cannot obtain constructive results.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
"crazy burned"


What an ignoramus. The guy has the vocabulary of a 12 year old.


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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
It's a sunny day here.
I'm going outside for a few mins.
Hopefully I'll feel better when I come back.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Stupid boomers acting like kids. Why do we have to read 5 first posts of you making stupid word jokes? It's immature and annoying.

Normal people want a discussion of the issue. But you boomers always try to turn everything into a joke.

1) The OP said 30 seconds. That is not tanning. Boomtards rush to make a joke and ignore the facts of what they read.

2) Anyone try 30 secs? And why would this area give benefit? Or just some dumb trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77946986


Only thing I could think is the vitamin d would be close to the neural pathway you have in your Lowe intestines that connects with the brain.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Stupid boomers acting like kids. Why do we have to read 5 first posts of you making stupid word jokes? It's immature and annoying.

Normal people want a discussion of the issue. But you boomers always try to turn everything into a joke.

1) The OP said 30 seconds. That is not tanning. Boomtards rush to make a joke and ignore the facts of what they read.

2) Anyone try 30 secs? And why would this area give benefit? Or just some dumb trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77946986


You are rude.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
I always have my GF rub sunblock on my taint, just in case.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
It's a sunny day here.
I'm going outside for a few mins.
Hopefully I'll feel better when I come back.
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Pics? If you're a gal.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Stupid boomers acting like kids. Why do we have to read 5 first posts of you making stupid word jokes? It's immature and annoying.

Normal people want a discussion of the issue. But you boomers always try to turn everything into a joke.

1) The OP said 30 seconds. That is not tanning. Boomtards rush to make a joke and ignore the facts of what they read.

2) Anyone try 30 secs? And why would this area give benefit? Or just some dumb trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77946986


Stupid boomers, listen millennial, sometimes we want a little brevity from all the doom that gets slung around here. it is a funny story.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Stupid boomers acting like kids. Why do we have to read 5 first posts of you making stupid word jokes? It's immature and annoying.

Normal people want a discussion of the issue. But you boomers always try to turn everything into a joke.

1) The OP said 30 seconds. That is not tanning. Boomtards rush to make a joke and ignore the facts of what they read.

2) Anyone try 30 secs? And why would this area give benefit? Or just some dumb trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77946986


Only thing I could think is the vitamin d would be close to the neural pathway you have in your Lowe intestines that connects with the brain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73191545


Thanks. I don't know enough info. But I also thought of how ancient humans opened the curtains and windows to get sunlight on bed sheets (disinfect?).

Can sun energy (UV) kill bacteria or mites on those dirty places in a sort time? Thus the body wastes less energy fighting off bacteria, and thus feels more energetic?
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
It's a sunny day here.
I'm going outside for a few mins.
Hopefully I'll feel better when I come back.
 Quoting: Zhivago7


Pics? If you're a gal.
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On GLP?
I'm a dude, dude.
And I'm in Texas.... so even if I was a chick and did it, it would probably be against the law. :)
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Tain't too smart is it?
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Stupid boomers acting like kids. Why do we have to read 5 first posts of you making stupid word jokes? It's immature and annoying.

Normal people want a discussion of the issue. But you boomers always try to turn everything into a joke.

1) The OP said 30 seconds. That is not tanning. Boomtards rush to make a joke and ignore the facts of what they read.

2) Anyone try 30 secs? And why would this area give benefit? Or just some dumb trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77946986


Stupid boomers, listen millennial, sometimes we want a little brevity from all the doom that gets slung around here. it is a funny story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73191545


No. Shut up. You're ignoring what you did wrong and making excuses. This isn't the joke forum. It's a conspiracy/news discussion.
We don't need 5 of you with child mentality - wasting the first 5 posts on stupid slang jokes. Grow up and be responsible and professional.
You're not a teen anymore. Stop begging for attention or derailing topics with humor.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Stupid boomers acting like kids. Why do we have to read 5 first posts of you making stupid word jokes? It's immature and annoying.

Normal people want a discussion of the issue. But you boomers always try to turn everything into a joke.

1) The OP said 30 seconds. That is not tanning. Boomtards rush to make a joke and ignore the facts of what they read.

2) Anyone try 30 secs? And why would this area give benefit? Or just some dumb trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77946986


Stupid boomers, listen millennial, sometimes we want a little brevity from all the doom that gets slung around here. it is a funny story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73191545


No. Shut up. You're ignoring what you did wrong and making excuses. This isn't the joke forum. It's a conspiracy/news discussion.
We don't need 5 of you with child mentality - wasting the first 5 posts on stupid slang jokes. Grow up and be responsible and professional.
You're not a teen anymore. Stop begging for attention or derailing topics with humor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77946986


^big mad
I'd rather be real and rejected than fake and accepted.
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There’s a reason that’s where the sun don’t shine.
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Re: Taint worth it: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend
Sounds like someone has a Ginormous Case of the Red Ass...





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