Why the fuck do I need Linkedin?

Yeah. It's a nightmare.

so you for sale
ms OWL ?
I had u pegged as
an EYE for a narfariuos
group or sumthing

I do have to make a living.

Slavery doesn't actually pay.

next i will be booting the shitty smartphone for a nokia 3310

and a timer on the internet router.

eat my farts scamming bob

I would agree, OP. Had to delete my LI profile after using it for a few months because of the exact same reasons you just cited. It's patently ridiculous and total freak show.

and when are you gonna leave it then?
never used it myself

its gone matey, gone

this is what the world has come too. people falling over themselves to try and out shine each other.

god, i think I would have paid to see that sort of shit in the old days. now its on display like its a normal thing.

You know back a few years back when you see people like that in the office, the manager would walk over and say "there is no way we will ever promote that kind of behavior"

these kind of people were regarded as empty inside, no management value at all. Zero people skills and only self serve.

its a shame, I miss those old bosses, they had the right stuff.

and now these useless fuckers have taken over and literary you can see what the old boss said was true.

no wonder companies have such high staff turnover and are failing to produce any money.

hell, the office is now so unbalanced with many more women than men, the girls have all the top jobs and its a selfie ever 10 seconds. Awards every month, demanding breaks,work from home NOT, moaning, aggression, fashion show, dont dare ware outdated apparel, PMS get out my way, I dont care if you are the director shit, have mercy on me I am only a girl. FFS!

we were never allowed to even answer the phone let alone send a txt message back then. I know people who got fired for it.

Really WTF is crawling around the corps these days.

My daughter almost got scammed by someone on there. They hired here for online work. Sent her a bad check to buy equipment with. But she worked for a bank and knew to run it before depositing it. It was bad so she informed Linkin and never got a follow up from them.

with language like that...you don't need Linkedin.

it is a waste of a username and password for you.

A timer on the internet router! That's funny I was thinking about doing that too just to reduce the hours of radiation that it puts out.

I agree with OP, use a professional headhunter organization instead to find work.

Screw that place, I make people looking at my profile know that I'm a right wing, 2nd amendment loving patriot DJT voter.

I quit linked in a while ago. Fed up with emails suggesting I add so-and-so who I have never even met.

yeah its a really good idea the timer, while our habits changed from TV to internet and the internet can be very addictive, especially GLP, its good to switch off and everyone knows its bed time.

Heh, yeah, that part is tedious.

The thing is that the router feeds my Blu-ray player also in the living room so I need the router powered up to watch movies on Amazon. What would be better is running a switch up to next to my bed and switch it off right when I go to sleep for my 5 or 6 hours of sleep, manually.

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Get popular on linkdin within your industry

I sometimes get creeped out with people wanting to connect with me, like some real weirdo's i have never met. I can imagine how many creepy guys are all over girls on there. I could never connect to someone I dont even know

that must be the ultimate stalker wet dream site. See what you look like, were you work extra.

Nah that place should be shutdown on that principle alone.

I quit facebook years ago and dont even miss it. Literally could not be asked to care about what you doing.

people are way to involved with other peoples lives, like too evolved in the creep-o-zoid way. Wanting to make opinions on other peoples lives and what they do.

you can get a wifi switch like SONOFF on ebay real cheap now and use your smart phone to witch stuff on and off in your home.

but it does defeat the object, the whole thing like I said about a timer is to force everyone to bed, watching films till you pass out not ideal.

Why? you sound like a recruiter, its just another jumping hoops contest then. When they ask me, Why is it that you want to work for us, my answer is always, look at my resume and tell me why not.

It leaves them bewildered and its because they dont understand I WORK TO LIVE - I DO NOT LIVE TO WORK, its exactly the kind of questioning what tells me its SHIT HOLE SLAVE LABOR CAMP RUN BY NAZI shitheads

for companies so hard up for employees, these numb sculls do almost everything in their power not to hire the very people they need. Kinda stupid really.

It's fake book

Only worse

All by design. A natural idiocracy would be less fucked up than this shitshow we're going through now. Watching Office Space and the retardedness is almost cute by today's standards.

dude! just no...

like I was saying

I will tell you someone you dont know of linkedin
Its a massive telephone directory for recruiters who move on to corporations.

TALENT ACQUISITION TEAM
Set qouts per day means that they may have to contact 10 to 20 people for company hires as proof that they are looking for candidates.

Now say they cant find the RIGHT person, but hey YOUR CV is close... They going to contact you...but.... they have ZERO attempt of really employing you. YOUR JUST A NUMBER too tick in the system.


LITERALLY they are WASTING YOUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no what dam good is linkedin if your going to be TIME WASTED? Thats just unsolicited SPAM! Recruitment Spam.

Its easy to catch them out. The phone calls are never long. They really try and find any excuse to call off the interview. Perhaps you not got this or that extra. IN the back of your head your thinking, you contacted me and or seem my CV resume, why you saying this now?


That how you know. The trick is to start playing them. Say, no I do have these skills, or I have this or that, hold them on the phone. THEY Are lazy bums, they want to go and your causing them pain, they did not want to stay on the phone this long.

You don't need it. They need you to have it.

very true this,

also anyone notice they started that "Social influencer" ranking,

seems the more you post the higher up the chain you go if people like and comment on your posts. You become a Social influencer.

SO they end up believing a bunch of office dweebs who are doing exactly what they are doing

SOME HOW MADE THEM IMPORTANT! On the internet! In a virtual world detached from reality!

Linkedin isnt for you POORS...

the only persons benefiting from this is Linkedin, luring in Social Media manager to do extra work and wasting time, virtue signaling to other virtue signalers and doing sales on a network not generally used for SHOPPING! Its recruitment, who the fuck wants to buy the next best sweater when they out of work looking for a job. lol The rest is just shamefull boasting.

its defiantly not a professional recruitment site,
Its a joyless boasting and virtue signal stalker silk road

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