Thanksgiving is a non stop food fest culminating in eating chestnuts, drinking beer and farting your brains out from 9pm on.

Christmas you got to think about, whatever you get people they don’t like it, you could give the poorest son of a bitch in your family a car and they would find a reason to be insulted. What did he give me a car, is he trying to say something? what?

I prefer Turkey, beer, football and fuck all.

Captain 0