Tell me your catfishing stories

I thought we were doing fishing stories lol.

Once I caught one... I got a picture!

catfish is the most dirtyest fucking fish out there!

Yeah, I didn’t eat it... we caught it just with bread.

:) Good times!!

Oh, yeah... my children love that lake.

:1049worm:

Back in the myspace days, a girl started mesaaging me randomly. We talked for a long time. She always had excuses why she xould never meet. She send me pictures of a beautiful young lady that ended up not ever being her. Then she came clean one day. Sent me a pictire of the real her. Ahort, pverwight and dark Latino with greasy curls. I drank my self stupid on 151, smashed a toilet. Got over my hangover. Drove to newtown connecticut, fucked her and got over her. Take that bitch.

LOL

I caught lots here in Oz - but they are useless.

Even the dogs won't eat them, and if you use them for bait, nothing else eats them either.

Only Americans seem to eat catfish, and it appears to have infected their logic circuits and made them all retarded.

Full of heavy metals and are bottom feeders Yuck!

Last Edited by Coupes on 12/07/2019 07:31 PM

Long story short. I was talking to this one girl on Tinder. Her pics showed a super hot blonde with nice tits! We talked for a couple days and then agreed to meet at a location that was between eachother.

I arrived at the location and sat in a booth to wait for her... not much longer later there's this overweight ginger,double chinned turkey looking woman that comes up to my table claiming to be her.
She said it was her in the pictures and that she only dyed her hair blonde at the time.. or sometging like that. I was mad. Didn't have sex with her but i did buy her a taco from Jack in the Box.

bitch still looks good lol i don't get it?

It’s yuuuuge!

Do you want to hear about the horror stories of the regular or automatic trannies?

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Yeah, fake Russian girl from Hawaii from other place.

It wasn't a date or meeting her, she was just pregnent at the time and she just simply changed her ip.

Her name was uliani or something

When I was a teenager, I used to hang out with other internet shitheads in other places, and we would pose as underage girls in chat rooms to extort the personal information from pedophiles.

We then either blackmailed them or reported them. Sometimes both.

We need to make a "Get rid of catfisher money thieving scammers" thread. They are just plain stealing money from guys and never meet in person or now rare instance they do it is 3 out of 10 and not the women in the pictures or video clips that are at least a 8 out of 10. Almost all catfishers in past 6 months are fakes and you'll pay money upfront online and never get a meet in person from the women you think you are communicating with. We need to put an end to these criminal thieves and all there tricks, lies, deceptions, excuses, money thieving techniques, etc..