From the article: "in fact, between 1998-2001, the volcano produced multiple VEI 2-3 eruptions and is one of the most active in New Zealand."

That is FALSE.

Oh, and, that article, I've read quite a bit of it, it's a strange one to say the least.

And yeah, it's on 'wired.'

I wouldn't trust that site to hold my cannister for the future of space travel with Christmas time.

They'd take it and leave it there.