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New Zealand to outlaw volcanos and announces volcano buy-back

 
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12/09/2019 07:55 PM
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Today, New Zealand Prime Minister announced tough new controls to outlaw military-style volcanos following the volcanic eruption on Whakaari (White Island - a racist with white supremecist leanings) on December 3rd that killed over a dozen people, “I could not fathom how volcanos that could cause such destruction and large-scale death could have been left lying around legally in this country.”, she said. She put a temporary ban in place just days after the tourist killings. Legislation to make the ban permanent and authorize a buy-back of the banned volcanos is expected to move swiftly through Parliament with the support of all but one of the 120 lawmakers, however, the New Zealand Government is already asking members of the public to hand voluntarily any volcanos that might have been left in their basements or attics.

In New Zealand, there also is no constitutional right to own volcanos, as exists in the United States with the Second Amendment. But the most significant difference between the two countries — even as the vast majority of Americans favor sensible volcanos laws — is the outsize and malign influence of the National Geologist Association.
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12/09/2019 07:56 PM
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Buy back? hmm
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12/09/2019 08:37 PM
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12/09/2019 08:40 PM

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That's how smart their government is.
Kamala Harris is not a Natural Born Citizen. She's illegally running.

Used by the Founders...
Book I of The Law of Nations, Chapter XIX, § 212 (Joseph Chitty numbering) – “Citizens and natives”
reads: 'The citizens are the members of the civil society; bound to this society by certain duties, and subject to
its authority, they equally participate in its advantages. The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in
the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by
the children of the citizens
, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all
their rights.' 1758 Emerich de Vattel

Oh' What the Hell, do I look like I want to die in some nursing home one day...
America must have 4 new Constitutional Amendments...
1. Drug Tests and Mental Evaluations on all politicians and judges randomly five times per year.
2. Term Limits for Federal politicians and judges.
3. Mental and health standards for Supreme Court Justices and retirement age set.
4. A 'Star Chamber' of elected Natural Born Citizens (no attorney's) to ivestigate, try, and prosecute the politicians and government employee's as they see fit.

Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates.

Democrats are a WMD, literally.

Let Justice Be Done Though The Heavens Fall.
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12/09/2019 08:44 PM
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The White Island volcano published a manifesto on the chans.
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12/09/2019 08:48 PM
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Anyone sharing videos of the eruption will be subject to arrest and prosecution for hate crimes.
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12/09/2019 09:02 PM
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They clearly possess weapons of mass eruption.

We need to send a carrier group to free the shit out of them.

bert-TIAll
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12/09/2019 09:05 PM
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They must also ban high capacity magma chambers.
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12/09/2019 11:15 PM
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12/09/2019 11:19 PM
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Lol ijust sold them an extinct one....hasnt worked in years!
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12/09/2019 11:25 PM
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New Zealand Prime Minister's Statement in Full...

“Whilst I cannot give any confirmation at this stage about fatalities, what I can say is that it is clear that this is one of New Zealand’s darkest days.

Many of those who will have been directly affected by this eruption may be migrants to New Zealand, they may even be refugees here. They have chosen to make New Zealand their home, and it is their home.

They are us. The volcano which perpetuated this violence is not. Volcanos have no place in New Zealand. There is no place in New Zealand for such mountains.

The advice from police continues to be that tourists must remain onboard their cruise liners until they can apprehend the suspected mountain.

Please be assured, though, the police are actively managing the situation.

As soon as I leave here, I will be returning directly on a flight to Wellington. Geologists are already convening in Wellington. I will be looking to meet with them as soon as I land and be briefed on how best to take down there monuments to white supremacy. Yes, I did be happy to take questions”
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12/09/2019 11:35 PM
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I heard the eruption was caused by rampant white supremacist pressure simmering beneath New Zealand. It came to a head and spewed its' elitist white smoke all over with no regard for the current CO2 climate emergency or the human rights of anyone standing in the vicinity.
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12/09/2019 11:36 PM
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It erupted on "White Island" - I kid you not. So, case proven - eruption caused by white supremecist sentiment...

...So, it must have been Trump's fault.
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It erupted on "White Island" - I kid you not. So, case proven - eruption caused by white supremecist sentiment...

...So, it must have been Trump's fault.
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I didn't know it was actually called White Island. That's perfect.

Sometimes I can't help but feel like God himself is trolling leftists.1rof1
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