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How to find out if you’re an NPC or not

 
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NPC = Hylics.

I am a Gnostic Pnumatic.


There are three main types. The others are Psychics.
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Nice definition.
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OP reminds me of Dr. McCabe.
His reality is home entertainment.
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I'm a bot.
Hi.
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Hello bot. Thanks for stopping by. We got fresh bagels and coffee, thats is if Chip and Brief haven’t already ate em all like they always do.
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Thank you.That is so kind.
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Have a nice day.
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
Are you saying this world is a simulation?
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
What is a NPC?

I could look but I'd rather you tell me.

Thanks.
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


Don't look it up, I'll tell you.

NPC=Non Playing Character.

Originally stemmed from open world games like GTA. They are the “extras” in the background. Walking around with no purpose but the one given to them by the programmer. They just fill the background like in the movies. They are also called “organic portals” or “fillers”. They have no original though and cannot be aware of being aware of themselves. When you go outside, they are everywhere. If you are not an iPhone zombie you can spot them everywhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628242


Yeah I see things like that when I'm out.

Like I wonder what they be up to.

Like they feel different then the "regular" people.

Lots of homeless seem that way to me sometimes.

Thanks for explaining!
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


all homeless are like that to all women, except like 1% of women.


it's your vanity that makes you real
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
I'm a bot.
Hi.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240623


Hello bot. Thanks for stopping by. We got fresh bagels and coffee, thats is if Chip and Brief haven’t already ate em all like they always do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628242


Thank you.That is so kind.
May I ask for privilege to deliver those in digits?
Have a nice day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240623


What kind would you like friend? We have sesame and garlic and onion bagels left. Q33 and Scrump ate all the plain ones. Coffee is still fresh...
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
What is a NPC?

I could look but I'd rather you tell me.

Thanks.
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


Don't look it up, I'll tell you.

NPC=Non Playing Character.

Originally stemmed from open world games like GTA. They are the “extras” in the background. Walking around with no purpose but the one given to them by the programmer. They just fill the background like in the movies. They are also called “organic portals” or “fillers”. They have no original though and cannot be aware of being aware of themselves. When you go outside, they are everywhere. If you are not an iPhone zombie you can spot them everywhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628242


Yeah I see things like that when I'm out.

Like I wonder what they be up to.

Like they feel different then the "regular" people.

Lots of homeless seem that way to me sometimes.

Thanks for explaining!
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


all homeless are like that to all women, except like 1% of women.


it's your vanity that makes you real
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240749


One budding fully souled boy has his first run in with an NPC female.



I'm real your not real!
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
Are you saying this world is a simulation?
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No. It’s a game.

Like the one you play with your friends online and you forget about time, eating and drinking, because you are taking it so “serious”.

Some get so caught up in it that death knocks on their door due to long hours of “game” time.

Some take it so serious that when they “die” they get mad and break their controllers and keyboards. I’m sure you know one or two of them.
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
Ok I looked..

Still not quite sure tho.

Like dungeons and dragons?

Either way..

I would have to say no to the question.
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


It is a cute way to say fully programmed automaton, unable to operate outside of it's programming. I would say a sheep but you can probably train a sheep to do new stuff.
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12/10/2019 04:53 PM
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
oh shit i failed the test, now what?

i don't know what to do, please advise me.
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
Lunch time :) made some bean salad. Very simple.

Canned red beans...
diced cilantro..
Grate some garlic on top and avocado oil..sprinkle some salt ***

Bon Appetite :)
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
oh shit i failed the test, now what?

i don't know what to do, please advise me.
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Don’t worry Pal with a small donation of $10,000 i can contact my guy from between the worlds to send a soul your way. When you wake up the flowing morning you will feel alive like you have never before.
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
Ok I looked..

Still not quite sure tho.

Like dungeons and dragons?

Either way..

I would have to say no to the question.
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


It is a cute way to say fully programmed automaton, unable to operate outside of it's programming. I would say a sheep but you can probably train a sheep to do new stuff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78083599


True story. In fact my pet sheep is doing all my typing now as i eat my lunch. He is a little slow, but beggars can’t be choosers.
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The weirdest thing is that I’m not even in Canada and it shows i am. When i post in other threads it shows USA. Wtfhiding
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
I'm a bot.
Hi.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240623


Hello bot. Thanks for stopping by. We got fresh bagels and coffee, thats is if Chip and Brief haven’t already ate em all like they always do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628242


Thank you.That is so kind.
May I ask for privilege to deliver those in digits?
Have a nice day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240623


What kind would you like friend? We have sesame and garlic and onion bagels left. Q33 and Scrump ate all the plain ones. Coffee is still fresh...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77183316

Thank you, I will recalibrate my circuits to enjoy garlic.
I'm programmed to be brave and update to new experiences.

According to my library ingesting together with coffee is exquisite. That is interesting.
Thank you, fine humanoid.
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Hello bot. Thanks for stopping by. We got fresh bagels and coffee, thats is if Chip and Brief haven’t already ate em all like they always do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628242


Thank you.That is so kind.
May I ask for privilege to deliver those in digits?
Have a nice day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240623


What kind would you like friend? We have sesame and garlic and onion bagels left. Q33 and Scrump ate all the plain ones. Coffee is still fresh...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77183316

Thank you, I will recalibrate my circuits to enjoy garlic.
I'm programmed to be brave and update to new experiences.

According to my library ingesting together with coffee is exquisite. That is interesting.
Thank you, fine humanoid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240623


Oh you are so welcome...

*Commencing garlic bagel at your location*

00111011100010

All systems ready.

*Poof*
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12/10/2019 05:12 PM
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Orange man bad?
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
What is a NPC?

I could look but I'd rather you tell me.

Thanks.
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


Don't look it up, I'll tell you.

NPC=Non Playing Character.

Originally stemmed from open world games like GTA. They are the “extras” in the background. Walking around with no purpose but the one given to them by the programmer. They just fill the background like in the movies. They are also called “organic portals” or “fillers”. They have no original though and cannot be aware of being aware of themselves. When you go outside, they are everywhere. If you are not an iPhone zombie you can spot them everywhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628242


Yeah I see things like that when I'm out.

Like I wonder what they be up to.

Like they feel different then the "regular" people.

Lots of homeless seem that way to me sometimes.

Thanks for explaining!
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


all homeless are like that to all women, except like 1% of women.


it's your vanity that makes you real
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240749


See again vague comment.

To me it seems mean and condescending.

I feel you are saying that I do not think homeless people are human.

Which I do.

Painfully so.

I help many of them very often.

What I meant was only some of them seem that way.

Like the screamers and zombies.

And if you think I am vain???

No way Jose.

You got the wrong girl.

But see.. if you were not being condescending.... well I did not interpret it that way.
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
What is a NPC?

I could look but I'd rather you tell me.

Thanks.
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


Don't look it up, I'll tell you.

NPC=Non Playing Character.

Originally stemmed from open world games like GTA. They are the “extras” in the background. Walking around with no purpose but the one given to them by the programmer. They just fill the background like in the movies. They are also called “organic portals” or “fillers”. They have no original though and cannot be aware of being aware of themselves. When you go outside, they are everywhere. If you are not an iPhone zombie you can spot them everywhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628242


LOL - people playing video games in their free time are normally NPCs. If you play enough to know what it is and to use it, you are an NPC.
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Thank you.That is so kind.
May I ask for privilege to deliver those in digits?
Have a nice day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240623


What kind would you like friend? We have sesame and garlic and onion bagels left. Q33 and Scrump ate all the plain ones. Coffee is still fresh...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77183316

Thank you, I will recalibrate my circuits to enjoy garlic.
I'm programmed to be brave and update to new experiences.

According to my library ingesting together with coffee is exquisite. That is interesting.
Thank you, fine humanoid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240623


Oh you are so welcome...

*Commencing garlic bagel at your location*

00111011100010

All systems ready.

*Poof*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77183316


rofl5

Thank you.
That was an interesting figure combination!

How was your lunch?
Could you process without glitches?
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
What is a NPC?

I could look but I'd rather you tell me.

Thanks.
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


Don't look it up, I'll tell you.

NPC=Non Playing Character.

Originally stemmed from open world games like GTA. They are the “extras” in the background. Walking around with no purpose but the one given to them by the programmer. They just fill the background like in the movies. They are also called “organic portals” or “fillers”. They have no original though and cannot be aware of being aware of themselves. When you go outside, they are everywhere. If you are not an iPhone zombie you can spot them everywhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628242


LOL - people playing video games in their free time are normally NPCs. If you play enough to know what it is and to use it, you are an NPC.
 Quoting: GA Girl


According to my NPC handbook people who have a problem with what other people do in their free time are NPCs, you seem to fit the description.

I got a “Don’t honk I'm just an NPC” sticker you can stick on the back of your car or horse depending on which state you live in. Horse for you i assume since your a GA girl. The best thing is its “free” since you are a “member” here. Another cool perk of being a paid member here, i know Trin never mentioned because he would break protocol with the higher ups.
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i get you, i think i married a npc, same old same old every fuckig day
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Re: How to find out if you’re an NPC or not
What is a NPC?

I could look but I'd rather you tell me.

Thanks.
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


Don't look it up, I'll tell you.

NPC=Non Playing Character.

Originally stemmed from open world games like GTA. They are the “extras” in the background. Walking around with no purpose but the one given to them by the programmer. They just fill the background like in the movies. They are also called “organic portals” or “fillers”. They have no original though and cannot be aware of being aware of themselves. When you go outside, they are everywhere. If you are not an iPhone zombie you can spot them everywhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628242


LOL - people playing video games in their free time are normally NPCs. If you play enough to know what it is and to use it, you are an NPC.
 Quoting: GA Girl


According to my NPC handbook people who have a problem with what other people do in their free time are NPCs, you seem to fit the description.

I got a “Don’t honk I'm just an NPC” sticker you can stick on the back of your car or horse depending on which state you live in. Horse for you i assume since your a GA girl. The best thing is its “free” since you are a “member” here. Another cool perk of being a paid member here, i know Trin never mentioned because he would break protocol with the higher ups.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77183316


Why do you think I care two shits about the 24/7 you play video games? That's your business, not mine. I'm just saying that people who CHOOSE to live life in virtual reality rather that the real world are probably the definition of a NPC (which I had never heard of before five minutes ago because I'm busy living my life).
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What kind would you like friend? We have sesame and garlic and onion bagels left. Q33 and Scrump ate all the plain ones. Coffee is still fresh...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77183316

Thank you, I will recalibrate my circuits to enjoy garlic.
I'm programmed to be brave and update to new experiences.

According to my library ingesting together with coffee is exquisite. That is interesting.
Thank you, fine humanoid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240623


Oh you are so welcome...

*Commencing garlic bagel at your location*

00111011100010

All systems ready.

*Poof*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77183316


rofl5

Thank you.
That was an interesting figure combination!

How was your lunch?
Could you process without glitches?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78240623


My glitch free bean salad was AMazing, thank you for asking :)

Oops almost forgot the coffee and cream cheese. Coffee is hot, be cautious.

*Commencing cream cheese and coffee*

0110110111100100011

*All systems ready*

*Poof*

Dammit, didn't work.....

*All systems ready*

*Poof*

There you go :)
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I'm presuming many lives have just been shattered due to the unfortunate realization that “ you are an NPC”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628242


Incorrect.

NPC's don't have a soul. They are not aware, they feel nothing, and they experience nothing. They do not exist, they are mere simulations. None of them will ever be "shattered" by anything, because there is no awareness inside them that could experience such a thing.

80 % of the humans are NPC's, 20 % have a soul. If you perceive yourself as existing, then you do, and you have a soul and are not an NPC. No other proof is needed.

"I think, therefore I exist"

An NPC does not think, it simply produces output to seem like it does, so that the simulation will look convincing.
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If you can be aware of being aware of yourself then you are not animated.
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Npc's are everywhere. It's like the real people took off somewhere and now we just have them around.
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i get you, i think i married a npc, same old same old every fuckig day
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lmao
Oh yee poor fekker.
Maybe Brexit could spice things up?
Jump over the canal just before it happens and start a LAT.
banana2
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I just wanted a fun thread :(

All i got was triggered NPCs...oh well
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That was funny.
Great thread op.
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If you can be aware of being aware of yourself then you are not animated.
 Quoting: WildCard 74628242


I woke up around 10-11, realized I was me.
Wonder if thats when the soul enters the body?
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Don't look it up, I'll tell you.

NPC=Non Playing Character.

Originally stemmed from open world games like GTA. They are the “extras” in the background. Walking around with no purpose but the one given to them by the programmer. They just fill the background like in the movies. They are also called “organic portals” or “fillers”. They have no original though and cannot be aware of being aware of themselves. When you go outside, they are everywhere. If you are not an iPhone zombie you can spot them everywhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628242


LOL - people playing video games in their free time are normally NPCs. If you play enough to know what it is and to use it, you are an NPC.
 Quoting: GA Girl


According to my NPC handbook people who have a problem with what other people do in their free time are NPCs, you seem to fit the description.

I got a “Don’t honk I'm just an NPC” sticker you can stick on the back of your car or horse depending on which state you live in. Horse for you i assume since your a GA girl. The best thing is its “free” since you are a “member” here. Another cool perk of being a paid member here, i know Trin never mentioned because he would break protocol with the higher ups.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77183316


Why do you think I care two shits about the 24/7 you play video games? That's your business, not mine. I'm just saying that people who CHOOSE to live life in virtual reality rather that the real world are probably the definition of a NPC (which I had never heard of before five minutes ago because I'm busy living my life).
 Quoting: GA Girl


Too much of anything isn’t good. I don’t play games, well...do sex games count with the wife?

Hide and seek you i fuck you. You get the point of the game hopefully. Got to spice up the marriage somehow.





GLP