attention Christian Bush supporters

I´m coordinating a Christian mission to Iraq and Iran. Instead of killing our enemies, the non-Christians, we should be trying to convert them to Christianity. Sure, it will be dangerous, but wouldn´t you rather put yourself in danger if even your death will be the cost of saving just one wayward soul? And just think of all the poor fetuses being killed in the bombings and shootings. The poor little things haven´t even been born yet, but they are destined to go to hell because they haven´t yet accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. I don´t care if we have to sneak across the border or what. This is God´s work, and it must be done. So give notice at your respective jobs and start packing!