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It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair

 
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12/17/2019 03:51 AM
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It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
About time!

I wonder if the car manufacturers will have to start selling their special tools and scanners to the public, too. It's a fucking scam to stop car owners from fixing their own car by building them in a way that requires special tools to fix, and refusing to sell these tools except to licensed shops.
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12/17/2019 03:55 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
About time!

I wonder if the car manufacturers will have to start selling their special tools and scanners to the public, too. It's a fucking scam to stop car owners from fixing their own car by building them in a way that requires special tools to fix, and refusing to sell these tools except to licensed shops.
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actually, that’s not good. It means they are planning for you to have to maintain your machines for a long long time. Because you will be broke and starving.
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12/17/2019 04:12 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
About time!

I wonder if the car manufacturers will have to start selling their special tools and scanners to the public, too. It's a fucking scam to stop car owners from fixing their own car by building them in a way that requires special tools to fix, and refusing to sell these tools except to licensed shops.
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actually, that’s not good. It means they are planning for you to have to maintain your machines for a long long time. Because you will be broke and starving.
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Maintaining machines good. The culture of disposable machines is abominable.
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12/17/2019 04:18 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
fuck apple, burn in hell
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12/17/2019 04:19 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
About time!

I wonder if the car manufacturers will have to start selling their special tools and scanners to the public, too. It's a fucking scam to stop car owners from fixing their own car by building them in a way that requires special tools to fix, and refusing to sell these tools except to licensed shops.
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actually, that’s not good. It means they are planning for you to have to maintain your machines for a long long time. Because you will be broke and starving.
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fuck you.

all that shit is designed in California hell.
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12/17/2019 04:20 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
It sucks to have a car where changing the plugs requires:

A) You remove the intake manifold.
B) Use properietary tools.
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12/17/2019 04:20 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
Quality control must govern what products waste too much Co2 emmisions because they break too early.
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12/17/2019 04:31 AM
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The corporate greed of this moddafokka EU mob is destroying us.
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12/17/2019 04:34 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
Quality control must govern what products waste too much Co2 emmisions because they break too early.
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Are they gonna govern my farts?
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12/17/2019 04:37 AM
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Quality control must govern what products waste too much Co2 emmisions because they break too early.
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Are they gonna govern my farts?
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I'm sure I could get funding from EU to develop a gas-absorbing butt plug with a pipe that leads to a storage vessel you carry on your waist.

That way the fart gases could be collected and then deposited in some communal storage where it could be used to warm up the homes.

Once the butt plug is made mandatory by law, we all will be able to fight the Climate Change personally.
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12/17/2019 04:39 AM
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So funny. The Lucas electrical system is done, then. THat's the one in Jaguars and Range Rovers NO ONE wants to work on because Lucas purposely made the system impossible to work on if you weren't given the scheme.
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12/17/2019 05:01 AM

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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
Quality control must govern what products waste too much Co2 emmisions because they break too early.
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Are they gonna govern my farts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78222816


I'm sure I could get funding from EU to develop a gas-absorbing butt plug with a pipe that leads to a storage vessel you carry on your waist.

That way the fart gases could be collected and then deposited in some communal storage where it could be used to warm up the homes.

Once the butt plug is made mandatory by law, we all will be able to fight the Climate Change personally.
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waitwhat

cruise

D0ITdoIT
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12/17/2019 05:09 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
Quality control must govern what products waste too much Co2 emmisions because they break too early.
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Are they gonna govern my farts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78222816


I'm sure I could get funding from EU to develop a gas-absorbing butt plug with a pipe that leads to a storage vessel you carry on your waist.

That way the fart gases could be collected and then deposited in some communal storage where it could be used to warm up the homes.

Once the butt plug is made mandatory by law, we all will be able to fight the Climate Change personally.
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1rof1

Sign me Up!

Belching has yuuuge potential as well to be recycled as a means of energy harvesting.
Whilst you're at it, could you invent something for that as well?

The version that gets funded for cuckacola consumption would be even Greata!
Apparatus for state of the art sustainable progressive cutting edge emissive transducing learning machine.
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12/17/2019 05:32 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
I can transduce a delicious meal into shyte.
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12/17/2019 05:34 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
I can transduce a delicious meal into shyte.
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Wrong thread LOL
But not really.
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12/17/2019 05:45 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
My brother had a diesel smart car a few years ago. One of the glow plugs. You needed a special extractor set to get it out that was worth something like 800 bucks from the dealer.

It had 4 or five pieces to it, nothing particularly extravagant. It was about 10 ounces of steel in total, you could make the whole set yourself in about an hour with a lathe and milling machine, if you were set up for it.

Total ripoff. I told him he should go into business knocking off those sets and selling them for $150. He could make a fortune just fucking around in his spare time.
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12/17/2019 07:03 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
It sucks to have a car where changing the plugs requires:

A) You remove the intake manifold.
B) Use properietary tools.
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Remove the intake to get to the plugs? I haven't seen that.

Go Cummins, BlueTec and TDI for me!
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12/17/2019 07:23 AM
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Re: It is soon illegal in EU to produce unrepairable products or products that require proprietary tools to repair
About time!

I wonder if the car manufacturers will have to start selling their special tools and scanners to the public, too. It's a fucking scam to stop car owners from fixing their own car by building them in a way that requires special tools to fix, and refusing to sell these tools except to licensed shops.
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Apple with its laptop riveted component to prevent such operation is once again in trouble





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