‘Braveheart' To Get All-Female Reboot Starring Lena Dunham as Willow Wallace

That is one nasty bitch.

Obomba was overheard saying this would be the best holiday movie release ever!

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Bravetart

Oh, thank God that's a satire website.

It's history. It's not a Disney film. Not a fairy tale.

How will they do "First Night" ?

satire

Exactly...

Charlize Theron as Queen Edwina I. She can play tough roles.

Oh for fuck sake.

Lena Headey would have me...

in the immortal words of Al Bundy

somebody please shoot me now.

So screw entertainment, we will go full propaganda and rewrite history then say "loosely based on historical events,"

Hollywood can keep throwing their money at BS. Next they will demand we pay to see it...

All I know is I wouldn't mess with a battle-axe-wielding Pool.

Kill it with fire ... then douse it with napalm.

And it'll be a fail. Enough with the remakes. YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

Lena Dunham? I've never watched anything she's been in, but she looks like a fat bore. I can't see how she'd be entertaining to watch on the big screen.

Satirical site, sorry. Funny though, eh?

No kidding, hard to tell these days

More like Bravefart

That got me rolling on the floor with sore ribs.

More like

Band of Queefs

Is that Rosie with the beard?

Look at the characters in the background of that image, LOL!

It’s pretty bad when the satire is actually believable in today’s society

Ohhh I didn't click on it, just believed it considering anything goes nowadays.

You think they would have learned their lesson with the Ghostbusters remake...

Satire, for now...