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I cannot believe they did not explain why emperor Palpatine survived in Rise of Skywalker

 
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I cannot believe they did not explain why emperor Palpatine survived in Rise of Skywalker
Jesus. At least give us a line or 2 telling us why that old fart survived. Say something like "Oh about that. I fell off the elevator shaft and somehow caught a flag pole. Then something exploded which bounced me directly into a cockpit of a tie fighter. So I just flew that tie fighter out of the exploding death star and survived."

And he did not explain why Rey is his grand daughter either. I mean at least say soething like "Rey, you are my son's third wife's 2nd daughter."

You just see emperor Palpatine sitting there looking as young and health as he appeared in Return of the Jedi. This is just as ridiculous as how they killed John Conner in Terminator Dark Fait.
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Loose ends make for sequels, next movie you’ll find out how of course then yoga will come back to life etc...
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Another thing that did not make sense is Rey did not even ask how Palpatine survived. If I were Rey, I would ask, "Hey, wait a minute. I have seen you before on the History Channel. You are that evil emperor Palpatine who reportedly died 40 years ago. How did you survive? And why you say I am your grand daughter? What proof do you have? I want a DNA test done between you and me."

She just stand there like "Uh huh, Uh huh. OK Palpatine lived. Good. I am your grand daughter. Confirmed!"
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Jesus. At least give us a line or 2 telling us why that old fart survived. Say something like "Oh about that. I fell off the elevator shaft and somehow caught a flag pole. Then something exploded which bounced me directly into a cockpit of a tie fighter. So I just flew that tie fighter out of the exploding death star and survived."

And he did not explain why Rey is his grand daughter either. I mean at least say soething like "Rey, you are my son's third wife's 2nd daughter."

You just see emperor Palpatine sitting there looking as young and health as he appeared in Return of the Jedi. This is just as ridiculous as how they killed John Conner in Terminator Dark Fait.
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Another thing that did not make sense is Rey did not even ask how Palpatine survived. If I were Rey, I would ask, "Hey, wait a minute. I have seen you before on the History Channel. You are that evil emperor Palpatine who reportedly died 40 years ago. How did you survive? And why you say I am your grand daughter? What proof do you have? I want a DNA test done between you and me."

She just stand there like "Uh huh, Uh huh. OK Palpatine lived. Good. I am your grand daughter. Confirmed!"
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Oh fuckin spoiler asswipe
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I mean if you met your grandfather who you never met before, won't you at least ask for a family photo album? It would be nice if Rey ask him for a photo album. And Palpatine take out some black and white photos to show him grandma Edna, uncle benny, Rey's own dad when he was just a toddler.

But no. Palpatine just said "I am your grandpa. So kill me and you can become the chosen one!"

Wow. What a wonderful family,.
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Usually this 'bring back the dead' plot only works with comedy. In a few films, they bring back the clown from the first film to make the film more funny to watch. Because its a comedy anyways. So nobody really cares how come this clown died but still came back to life.

So I was thinking well at least make Palpatine a little more funny. talk about Rey's father when he was still a toddler, talk about how they used to live in a farm raising JarJars.
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as he was falling down that "shoot" at the end of Jedi he used the force to open a wormhole and transport to Exogol

its going to be in the book in march 2020

theres already a decent HD Cam copy of the film on tpb, its totally watchable
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Jesus. At least give us a line or 2 telling us why that old fart survived. Say something like "Oh about that. I fell off the elevator shaft and somehow caught a flag pole. Then something exploded which bounced me directly into a cockpit of a tie fighter. So I just flew that tie fighter out of the exploding death star and survived."

And he did not explain why Rey is his grand daughter either. I mean at least say soething like "Rey, you are my son's third wife's 2nd daughter."

You just see emperor Palpatine sitting there looking as young and health as he appeared in Return of the Jedi. This is just as ridiculous as how they killed John Conner in Terminator Dark Fait.
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So she's Rey Palpatine huh? hahaha
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So she's Rey Palpatine huh? hahaha
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That was known since her first fight with a lightsaber, take a look.



and originally, Jar Jar Binks, was the big bad, but they nixed it.
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Thx op you saved me some coins
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and this film is waaaay too long.
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OP are you a great ramen noodles maker
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So she's Rey Palpatine huh? hahaha
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No, she could be Palpatine's daughter's daughter. So her last name should follow her dad's. She could have a different last name. Maybe Palpatine's daughter married a Skywalker? Maybe Rey could be Darth Vader's daughter. I mean one day Darth Vader got horney and fucked some house maid when that maid was trying to clean Darth Vader's black leather suit. Its hard to say.
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move this thread to yahoo or readit - that's where this childish stuff belongs
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I want you to explain to me how luke skywalker's father is a black man and he is white?
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Fuck gay ass Disney movies.
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Fuck gay ass Disney movies.
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I watched the first 2 that was it, horrible graphics.

3rd grade shit
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You watched that shit?

LOL
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still nobody can explain why skywalker's father was a black man and he is white.
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still nobody can explain why skywalker's father was a black man and he is white.
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His helmet had a voice changer. So he was playing around with the voice changer, and he settled on Earl Jones voice. He found that voice cool.
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i threw in the towel after meesa jar jar brinks went pod racing with tooth face smfh
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still nobody can explain why skywalker's father was a black man and he is white.
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His helmet had a voice changer. So he was playing around with the voice changer, and he settled on Earl Jones voice. He found that voice cool.
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The Emp is, obviously, the reincarnation of Gyorgy Schwartz, aka George Soros.

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I love this film though. This film is a classic.

Why?

Because this film is so bad, that its actually good!
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There is this very long part about them looking for a stainless steel dagger, which looks like a futuristic fantasy dagger that you can buy online. And there is some writing on the dagger, which shows which factory made it. And they were flying around looking for this. Then they found it. And then for some reason now Rey knows Palpatine is alive and well and she needs to go look for his ass. I can't explain it. I forgot most of it because none of it makes sense.
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Re: I cannot believe they did not explain why emperor Palpatine survived in Rise of Skywalker
still nobody can explain why skywalker's father was a black man and he is white.
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His helmet had a voice changer. So he was playing around with the voice changer, and he settled on Earl Jones voice. He found that voice cool.
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good technique
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still nobody can explain why skywalker's father was a black man and he is white.
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His helmet had a voice changer. So he was playing around with the voice changer, and he settled on Earl Jones voice. He found that voice cool.
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good technique
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and the breating is also fake too. Darth Vader set the voice changer to add heavy breathing to make him more noticeable. But in reality he's actually a very quiet man. He hardly coughs.
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its the law, there are always two, but just 1 will rule.
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Re: I cannot believe they did not explain why emperor Palpatine survived in Rise of Skywalker
I'm a big Star Wars fan and i'm not even gonna bother watching it Disney destroyed Star Wars with their SJW political crap, LGBTQRS or whatever it is now. It's a cess pool now. It's pointless now.





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