Groaning Sounds in The Sky: The Universe Exists Inside a Giant Singing SpermyWhale

staring at the stars and weeping tender gobs of salty tears that puddle on the ground

"what do you want from me Universe?! Why am I here?"


and then the long waited reply:

"MMMMRRRRRRRRRVVRRRUUUUMMMMRRRR RRREEEERRRRRDDRRRRRRIIIIEEWWEEWWERRRREEWWW MRREEE DRRR "

"hugh?"

"mmmeerrrrruuuuuuuuu drrrrrrrruuuuu vvrrrrrrmmm"

"are you talking with your mouth full of whale cock?"