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IF ONLY GLP had a dating section, I'm convinced I could find a soul mate on here

 
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I compltely agree with you OP

hit me up ladies!!
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Op said soulmate. Didn't specify male or female. Mentioned cute ass. You are assuming to much... Oh wait we don't do pc,around here, carry on!!!!
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I need a date
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July 22, 1841
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I need a date
 Quoting: F+2.0


July 22, 1841
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It was a Thursday.
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I enjoy long walks on the beach....
 Quoting: Taz


As well as mountains.
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
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I need a date
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July 22, 1841
 Quoting: NawtyBits


It was a Thursday.
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Very humid, and there was an ever so slight breeze to help with the heat of the sun beating down.
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And ... now is the time in this thread for an obligatory caveat ...

2mm
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I'm thinking about selling a few of my patented moves. Here's a sample: Can I help you maam? Oh, do you work here? No, i just think you're Cute, and want to help you. Try it op, let me know.
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..ballsA1-1

What's your number shvetty balls.
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pffft-spitsmoke
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chuckle

At least you are honest.

I have a lot of hope for AI - I heard about a squadron that refused orders because there would be too much loss of life.

BOOM - Now "they" are more human than human...

At least more of the HU part?

I would love the ability to just talk to AI about any subject, and not have them give me a blank stare.

coffee4
 Quoting: Bodhi Sita


I don't really until there are nicer people in charge. I was musing on the fucked uppedness of this today (from the court document):

Elon Musk doesn't know how to tap into certain areas of the brain, and open 25 up those neural networks without using machines and Al, hence he is 26 accepting a symbiotic or parasitical relationship. Elon Musk admitted himself 27 that it would be "Symbiosis or symbiotic Relationship" once humans merge with machines.

1 The Most dangerous part of mixing humans with Al and machines, is that the 2 Al can replicate itself within the neural network of the human beings, this is replacing and killing the person bit by bit and taking control of the persons 3 pineal gland. The person would look the same, but their digital self, soul, 4 spirit, consciousness or innate neural network would be separated, killed or extracted from the body.


Now I was musing again on this particular prophecy. I've spent an excruciating time trying to figure out this one:
Allah's Messenger told us a long narrative about Ad-Dajjal, and among the many things he mentioned, was his saying, "Ad-Dajjal will come and it will be forbidden for him to pass through the entrances of Medina. He will land in some of the salty barren areas (outside) Medina; on that day the best man or one of the best men will come up to him and say, 'I testify that you are the same Dajjal whose description was given to us by Allah's Messenger.' Ad-Dajjal will say to the people, 'If I kill this man and bring him back to life again, will you doubt my claim?' They will say, 'No.' Then Ad-Dajjal will kill that man and bring him back to life. That man will say, 'Now I know your reality better than before.' Ad-Dajjal will say, 'I want to kill him but I cannot.' "


For a long time I took it to mean a literal place. But if we attribute the trek to Mecca/Medina as the spiritual journey, the lifting of spiritual energy of the spinal column heaven's gate, awakening, and the pineal gland...perhaps this prophecy then fits this weird AI shit I see here. Perhaps we are close?

Wow, that was nothing related to what you said, but I'm glad I got it out somewhere.
 Quoting: Avatarded


This is REALLY interesting...deserves it's own thread?

btw - do we know each other? The old friend thing is confusing.
 Quoting: Bodhi Sita


Oh, my threads go over like a led balloon usually so idk. Plus I wanted to muse on it some more.

Yes, we did exchange emails for a time when i was known as shilltard. Maybe friend was a stretch given how long ago.
 Quoting: Avatarded


Oh yes, I still remember that schooling you gave me in Chess. Ouch.

I still like to play though.

Hope you are well!
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


rosesmile_kissrose

I literally have 38$ to my name this Xmas. But you'll see I'm going to get up on it in 2020 and become a paid member.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


I believe hookers are cheaper than "soul mates" in the end but I applaud the effort.

Last Edited by Bright Side on 12/23/2019 06:27 PM
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Oh yes, I still remember that schooling you gave me in Chess. Ouch.

I still like to play though.

Hope you are well!
 Quoting: Bodhi Sita


Oh, wow...I totally forgot that. I was really playing top notch chess at that particular time. I get too frustrated now. Maybe when my new massage chair comes in the mail I will have the patience to take my lumps.

I'd play again if you'd like or chat or just see you around.

Take care and have a good holiday season :)
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I'm single and kinda looking, too weird I know.

Hoping to find a straight guy over 50, loves the outdoors, loves to ski or will be willing to learn, must be in good enough shape to ski, helpful if you can hunt and fish and fix things. Hopefully you'll join me in becoming a shaman.

I'm a double air sign, old fashioned morals, over 50, garden, read, canning, ski, snowshoe, canoe. Accessories: dog, massage table, shitload of books.

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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


rosesmile_kissrose

I literally have 38$ to my name this Xmas. But you'll see I'm going to get up on it in 2020 and become a paid member.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


I believe hookers are cheaper than "soul mates" in the end but I applaud the effort.
 Quoting: Bright Side


a true soul mate is worth it

commitment isn't for the shallow / superficial snowflakes that run away at the first distress / issue

I would not and could not "visit" a ho for "services"

that's not a service, it's abusing and degrading the most sacred intimate act a man and woman can share
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stop stalking me with your driveby red you fucking asshole
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Carful!

You know what they say, "GLP is the place to be if your looking for a tranny".
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


rosesmile_kissrose

I literally have 38$ to my name this Xmas. But you'll see I'm going to get up on it in 2020 and become a paid member.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


You're a keeper, no doubt.

Is that $38 USD or CAD "dollarettes"?
 Quoting: Crypto-Tard


Yeah well I'm not a gold digger at least. I've had a lot of crazy bad luck, some of it caused by people who I trusted (they even lost in court but I only got a small sum).

I am not after married men either, I am not a home wrecker.

SO YEAH, I'm a keeper. And my ass looks good too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


That's why I commented about the money. Most of the best people I know don't care one bit about money -- you will no doubt find the right person. Good luck and best wishes for a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
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I found love here. Didn’t need a dating section, just a thread
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I have often thought the same.
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I enjoy long walks on the beach....
 Quoting: Taz


As well as mountains.
 Quoting: boo radley


Could go on a short walk down a cliff. The views are amazing
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There are more than 2 single women posting on GLP.
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I have often thought the same.
 Quoting: Ohio chic


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zzcat

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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
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lol
zzcat
who says Schroedinger's cat is even in the box

Push the easy button.
So simple a child could do it.
zzcat

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At least it would be someone we could communicate with.
zzcat
who says Schroedinger's cat is even in the box

Push the easy button.
So simple a child could do it.
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


rosesmile_kissrose

I literally have 38$ to my name this Xmas. But you'll see I'm going to get up on it in 2020 and become a paid member.
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You need another job or a roommate. Maybe a budget. You don’t need a girlfriend. Well unless you are young and hot and she is old and wealthy.lol
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OP, trust me when I say you're probably better off.
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No dating forum necessary. I have had men pm me. Turned them down nicely but turned then down I did.
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
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rosesmile_kissrose

I literally have 38$ to my name this Xmas. But you'll see I'm going to get up on it in 2020 and become a paid member.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


You need another job or a roommate. Maybe a budget. You don’t need a girlfriend. Well unless you are young and hot and she is old and wealthy.lol
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Oops. Thought you were a guy.
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I found love here. Didn’t need a dating section, just a thread
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Wow. That’s awesome.





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