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IF ONLY GLP had a dating section, I'm convinced I could find a soul mate on here

 
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
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Thank you sir, you are a gentleman and I'll remember you kindness, thanks again
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12/23/2019 07:15 PM
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This place is full of prude, old people... ...you can tell by the way they still believe in the two party system and the Orange Con.

Better off going outside and enjoying life, and meeting people.

Never, ever, do online dating.
Krazed Freeman... ...a Freeman...

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12/23/2019 07:17 PM
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Godzilla my profile
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fuckyeah5
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12/23/2019 07:18 PM
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Lol I can see it now:

SWF 4 SWM:

Must be Drug free (because Cannabis kills), Clean, and smell of fresh A1 steak sauce. Have your own place so tomato plants can be freely brought inside when needed. Fandango Rangers to the front of the line.
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12/23/2019 07:19 PM
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I enjoy long walks on the beach....
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As well as mountains.
 Quoting: boo radley


From Florida to Washington D.C.
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12/23/2019 07:19 PM
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coffee4eyebateekalert
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damn straight! I want to book a room in a library or a section of a restaurant and invite GLPers and QAnoners to all meet. I had the best
conversation with a fellow conspiracy theorist at the blues jam one night. We talked vaccines (they've got autism in it) flouride (he brushes with baking soda too and love my "add cinnamon" suggestion. We should have a thread for GLP meetups in each state after the holidays.
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12/23/2019 07:21 PM
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Lol I can see it now:

SWF 4 SWM:

Must be Drug free (because Cannabis kills), Clean, and smell of fresh A1 steak sauce. Have your own place so tomato plants can be freely brought inside when needed. Fandango Rangers to the front of the line.
 Quoting: pish


That would be a keeper. Hilarious.
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12/23/2019 07:25 PM
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Get to "third base" and the both of you can only smell A1 sauce.
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Lol I can see it now:

SWF 4 SWM:

Must be Drug free (because Cannabis kills), Clean, and smell of fresh A1 steak sauce. Have your own place so tomato plants can be freely brought inside when needed. Fandango Rangers to the front of the line.
 Quoting: pish


this could be one of the theme songs


pixie

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stop stalking me with your driveby red you fucking asshole
MissCleo

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12/23/2019 07:32 PM

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Post your qualifying resume gentlemen.
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12/23/2019 07:38 PM
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Post your qualifying resume gentlemen.
 Quoting: MissCleo


I've got no personality but five pounds of double digit wang to compensate cool2
Callin

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12/23/2019 07:42 PM
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Post your qualifying resume gentlemen.
 Quoting: MissCleo


I've got no personality but five pounds of double digit Wang to compensate cool2
 Quoting: CrsCrpr


That a pretty low IQ for an Asian...not to mention extremely malnourished.

rimshot
Who is John Galt?
MissCleo

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12/23/2019 07:43 PM

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Post your qualifying resume gentlemen.
 Quoting: MissCleo


I've got no personality but five pounds of double digit wang to compensate cool2
 Quoting: CrsCrpr


Many men start off with their dicks, big mistake.

First is marital status, number of times married, currently single (without lying).
Next is money, job status and financial stability.
Then it's about plans of what to do with the woman (other than just fucking her). Usually marriage and how she will be set up and the relationship (do you want her to cook and make babies or be more like a married concubine kept woman?)

Then the gentleman will buy her jewelry to prove his wealth and intention.
Followed by living arrangements and an allowance.

If gentlemen can't do all this then they cannot afford a woman.
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She's looking for a man. Come on guys help her out.
 Quoting: pool


Add me too the pool!!!
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12/23/2019 07:48 PM

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Re: IF ONLY GLP had a dating section, I'm convinced I could find a soul mate on here
Further, the gentleman will own fine suits and at least one tux, all with shoes that match.

He will have a nice car that isn't used for business.

He will have travelled and be able to tell tales of his adventures that are captivating.

He won't be a drunkard, but able to enjoy a good bourbon or glass of wine.

This doesn't take great wealth, just class and ability.

Last Edited by MissCleo on 12/23/2019 07:49 PM
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12/23/2019 07:56 PM
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Post your qualifying resume gentlemen.
 Quoting: MissCleo


I've got no personality but five pounds of double digit Wang to compensate cool2
 Quoting: CrsCrpr


That a pretty low IQ for an Asian...not to mention extremely malnourished.

rimshot
 Quoting: Callin


epiclol
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Being that I am the only fish Avatar on GLP that I am aware of, I'll offer my first hand knowledge of Marlin fishing.

When Trinity says the fishing license is only $12 he is telling the truth.

Because, once you are on board, it ONLY takes 100 Green Karma to get your next month for free. So, that begs the question...how difficult is it to get 100 Green per month?

Not that hard if you are active on GLP, and making an effort to post good threads, and post good comments. But I'll give you a hint. The reel benefit of GLP membership is the Private Message System (PM). That's where you can really interact with other members in private.

If you see somebody on GLP who seems interesting, send that person a (PM).

Marlin
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You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
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12/23/2019 08:05 PM
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Well Britney just got out of the nut house!

Have you asked her OP
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12/23/2019 08:09 PM
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Thread: STD superbug running rampant after mutating into incurable form
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12/23/2019 08:13 PM

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Re: IF ONLY GLP had a dating section, I'm convinced I could find a soul mate on here
Further, the gentleman will own fine suits and at least one tux, all with shoes that match.

He will have a nice car that isn't used for business.

He will have travelled and be able to tell tales of his adventures that are captivating.

He won't be a drunkard, but able to enjoy a good bourbon or glass of wine.

This doesn't take great wealth, just class and ability.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Ack!!!

I don't care if all they have is survival gear and wear camoflage and boots. I don't need jewelry and crap.

A pickup truck is fine, the older the better.

I want a man who wants to be my best friend and a fine companion. He must be interesting, but he may not know he's interesting.

Just chiming in because you don't speak for all women.
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Further, the gentleman will own fine suits and at least one tux, all with shoes that match.

He will have a nice car that isn't used for business.

He will have travelled and be able to tell tales of his adventures that are captivating.

He won't be a drunkard, but able to enjoy a good bourbon or glass of wine.

This doesn't take great wealth, just class and ability.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Ack!!!

I don't care if all they have is survival gear and wear camoflage and boots. I don't need jewelry and crap.

A pickup truck is fine, the older the better.

I want a man who wants to be my best friend and a fine companion. He must be interesting, but he may not know he's interesting.

Just chiming in because you don't speak for all women.
 Quoting: Annie Oakley


I have TWO old pickups.
Make America Strong Again
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12/23/2019 08:20 PM
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God like dating.com ???

What a great idea.

$25 MEMBERSHIP

New stream of income

coffee4eyebateekalert
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tarp
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For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase)
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


chuckle
 Quoting: BBQ BOY™


ass kisser supreme
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12/23/2019 08:22 PM

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Further, the gentleman will own fine suits and at least one tux, all with shoes that match.

He will have a nice car that isn't used for business.

He will have travelled and be able to tell tales of his adventures that are captivating.

He won't be a drunkard, but able to enjoy a good bourbon or glass of wine.

This doesn't take great wealth, just class and ability.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Ack!!!

I don't care if all they have is survival gear and wear camoflage and boots. I don't need jewelry and crap.

A pickup truck is fine, the older the better.

I want a man who wants to be my best friend and a fine companion. He must be interesting, but he may not know he's interesting.

Just chiming in because you don't speak for all women.
 Quoting: Annie Oakley


I have TWO old pickups.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


You big flirt!

lolsign
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12/23/2019 08:24 PM
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Re: IF ONLY GLP had a dating section, I'm convinced I could find a soul mate on here
Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Being that I am the only fish Avatar on GLP that I am aware of, I'll offer my first hand knowledge of Marlin fishing.

When Trinity says the fishing license is only $12 he is telling the truth.

Because, once you are on board, it ONLY takes 100 Green Karma to get your next month for free. So, that begs the question...how difficult is it to get 100 Green per month?

Not that hard if you are active on GLP, and making an effort to post good threads, and post good comments. But I'll give you a hint. The reel benefit of GLP membership is the Private Message System (PM). That's where you can really interact with other members in private.

If you see somebody on GLP who seems interesting, send that person a (PM).

:Marlin:
 Quoting: ThirstyMarlin


It's a Social Credit Score system.
Callin

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Further, the gentleman will own fine suits and at least one tux, all with shoes that match.

He will have a nice car that isn't used for business.

He will have travelled and be able to tell tales of his adventures that are captivating.

He won't be a drunkard, but able to enjoy a good bourbon or glass of wine.

This doesn't take great wealth, just class and ability.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Sounds like you're looking for James Bond.

Last Edited by Callin on 12/23/2019 08:29 PM
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