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IF ONLY GLP had a dating section, I'm convinced I could find a soul mate on here

 
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NOPE !

If you like GLP ...

YOU need to go somewhere else

to find someone OPPOSITE in some WAYS from YOU!
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NOPE !

If you like GLP ...

YOU need to go somewhere else

to find someone OPPOSITE in some WAYS from YOU!
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NOPE !

If you like GLP ...

YOU need to go somewhere else

to find someone OPPOSITE in some WAYS from YOU!
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Everyone on here is opposite. Thus the arguing
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She's looking for a man. Come on guys help her out.
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hf I'm just looking for looking for a man. I guess this is the prequel.
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Good for you OP. Why not look for a like minded mate ...seems like If you are here and this is your thing ...why not. Be brave and patient...like everything else on GLP 98% bs....hang in there and maybe in that 2% you will find what you are hoping for.
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I think some magic will happen when I'm ready. I'm not on my feet right now, and in a bad living situation in a shithole. I'm just dipping my toes into the water to see how it feels. I thought about it today and I want to date when I have more energy for it.
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Good luck in the new year and have a good christmas.
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I need a date
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July 22, 1841
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It was a Thursday.
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I do not want a soul mate or a house mate, just a nice older gent my own age to have a little fun with, beer night, go fishing, stay at home dancing, movies, hot tub, projects to do together, home made meals to share and maybe a little romancing.
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You will be disappointed OP all the good ones bugged out during Elenin.....

Been gone ever since....
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1Corinthians25-40

Concerning the Unmarried

25 Now about virgins: I have no command from the Lord, but I give a judgment as one who by the Lord’s mercy is trustworthy. 26 Because of the present crisis, I think that it is good for a man to remain as he is. 27 Are you pledged to a woman? Do not seek to be released. Are you free from such a commitment? Do not look for a wife. 28 But if you do marry, you have not sinned; and if a virgin marries, she has not sinned. But those who marry will face many troubles in this life, and I want to spare you this.

29 What I mean, brothers and sisters, is that the time is short. From now on those who have wives should live as if they do not; 30 those who mourn, as if they did not; those who are happy, as if they were not; those who buy something, as if it were not theirs to keep; 31 those who use the things of the world, as if not engrossed in them. For this world in its present form is passing away.

32 I would like you to be free from concern. An unmarried man is concerned about the Lord’s affairs—how he can please the Lord. 33 But a married man is concerned about the affairs of this world—how he can please his wife— 34 and his interests are divided. An unmarried woman or virgin is concerned about the Lord’s affairs: Her aim is to be devoted to the Lord in both body and spirit. But a married woman is concerned about the affairs of this world—how she can please her husband. 35 I am saying this for your own good, not to restrict you, but that you may live in a right way in undivided devotion to the Lord.

36 If anyone is worried that he might not be acting honorably toward the virgin he is engaged to, and if his passions are too strong and he feels he ought to marry, he should do as he wants. He is not sinning. They should get married. 37 But the man who has settled the matter in his own mind, who is under no compulsion but has control over his own will, and who has made up his mind not to marry the virgin—this man also does the right thing. 38 So then, he who marries the virgin does right, but he who does not marry her does better.[c]

39 A woman is bound to her husband as long as he lives. But if her husband dies, she is free to marry anyone she wishes, but he must belong to the Lord. 40 In my judgment, she is happier if she stays as she is—and I think that I too have the Spirit of God.
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I need a date
 Quoting: F+2.0


July 22, 1841
 Quoting: NawtyBits


It was a Thursday.
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Hey naughty,been a long time...its krissy
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"37 yo, single man. Never had a girlfriend, but I've studied women online so I'm ready for you. I've got an NBC proof bunker with a generator, one year's supply of essentials for two, and all GLP threads downloaded on my laptop to keep us entertained. I've got everything we need to ride out the doom and to repopulate the earth when the doom's over."
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Just make sure you don't wind up with a psycho. People can seem great online, but get to know them well before you allow them into your life. It's dangerous. Trust me on this.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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I do not want a soul mate or a house mate, just a nice older gent my own age to have a little fun with, beer night, go fishing, stay at home dancing, movies, hot tub, projects to do together, home made meals to share and maybe a little romancing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22972165


That sounds about right...
Are we there yet?
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1Corinthians25-40

Concerning the Unmarried

25 Now about virgins: I have no command from the Lord, but I give a judgment as one who by the Lord’s mercy is trustworthy. 26 Because of the present crisis, I think that it is good for a man to remain as he is. 27 Are you pledged to a woman? Do not seek to be released. Are you free from such a commitment? Do not look for a wife. 28 But if you do marry, you have not sinned; and if a virgin marries, she has not sinned. But those who marry will face many troubles in this life, and I want to spare you this.

29 What I mean, brothers and sisters, is that the time is short. From now on those who have wives should live as if they do not; 30 those who mourn, as if they did not; those who are happy, as if they were not; those who buy something, as if it were not theirs to keep; 31 those who use the things of the world, as if not engrossed in them. For this world in its present form is passing away.

32 I would like you to be free from concern. An unmarried man is concerned about the Lord’s affairs—how he can please the Lord. 33 But a married man is concerned about the affairs of this world—how he can please his wife— 34 and his interests are divided. An unmarried woman or virgin is concerned about the Lord’s affairs: Her aim is to be devoted to the Lord in both body and spirit. But a married woman is concerned about the affairs of this world—how she can please her husband. 35 I am saying this for your own good, not to restrict you, but that you may live in a right way in undivided devotion to the Lord.

36 If anyone is worried that he might not be acting honorably toward the virgin he is engaged to, and if his passions are too strong and he feels he ought to marry, he should do as he wants. He is not sinning. They should get married. 37 But the man who has settled the matter in his own mind, who is under no compulsion but has control over his own will, and who has made up his mind not to marry the virgin—this man also does the right thing. 38 So then, he who marries the virgin does right, but he who does not marry her does better.[c]

39 A woman is bound to her husband as long as he lives. But if her husband dies, she is free to marry anyone she wishes, but he must belong to the Lord. 40 In my judgment, she is happier if she stays as she is—and I think that I too have the Spirit of God.
 Quoting: Zoinkeon




ah but, alone is a Spiritual gift which is not given to all

7:2 - 9

2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
4 The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

6 But I speak this by permission, and not of commandment.
7 For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that.
8 I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I.
9 But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.


burning alive from the inside out for this renders one entirely useless

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Just make sure you don't wind up with a psycho. People can seem great online, but get to know them well before you allow them into your life. It's dangerous. Trust me on this.
 Quoting: Only Me


ALL kinds of things you can't count on...

She likes dogs... Then, she starts "rescuing dogs"... then she gets sick and is bedridden. Then it is up to me... ME to take care of all these dogs shitting and pissing all over the house. 13 of them!

Then, she is bedridden with cancer. I have to take care of [email protected]!

Then you start to wonder... Why me?


Then... you start to realize...


Why not me? I have caused a lot of pain throughout the years and I have probably got some karma coming my way... Why NOT me?

Then... you need help. Where is that help going to come from?

That is where I am at right now.... where is the help going to come from???
Are we there yet?
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bump???
Are we there yet?
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Just make sure you don't wind up with a psycho. People can seem great online, but get to know them well before you allow them into your life. It's dangerous. Trust me on this.
 Quoting: Only Me


ALL kinds of things you can't count on...

She likes dogs... Then, she starts "rescuing dogs"... then she gets sick and is bedridden. Then it is up to me... ME to take care of all these dogs shitting and pissing all over the house. 13 of them!

Then, she is bedridden with cancer. I have to take care of [email protected]!

Then you start to wonder... Why me?


Then... you start to realize...


Why not me? I have caused a lot of pain throughout the years and I have probably got some karma coming my way... Why NOT me?

Then... you need help. Where is that help going to come from?

That is where I am at right now.... where is the help going to come from???
 Quoting: PugTard


What do you need help with?
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Just make sure you don't wind up with a psycho. People can seem great online, but get to know them well before you allow them into your life. It's dangerous. Trust me on this.
 Quoting: Only Me


ALL kinds of things you can't count on...

She likes dogs... Then, she starts "rescuing dogs"... then she gets sick and is bedridden. Then it is up to me... ME to take care of all these dogs shitting and pissing all over the house. 13 of them!

Then, she is bedridden with cancer. I have to take care of [email protected]!

Then you start to wonder... Why me?


Then... you start to realize...


Why not me? I have caused a lot of pain throughout the years and I have probably got some karma coming my way... Why NOT me?

Then... you need help. Where is that help going to come from?

That is where I am at right now.... where is the help going to come from???
 Quoting: PugTard


What do you need help with?
 Quoting: callit


I need help with the day to day stuff. I can't clean up dog excrement continuously... I have to deal with health insurance companies, attorneys, health providers wanting their money, a 6 year old child and all that SHE needs.... etc. and I am doing this all on my own...
Are we there yet?
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Once again, the school has sent her home saying that she has "nits" in her hair. They have a "no nit" policy. Once again, I took her to a professional nit and lice company and once again, they told me that she DOES NOT have any nits or lice.
Are we there yet?
callit

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Just make sure you don't wind up with a psycho. People can seem great online, but get to know them well before you allow them into your life. It's dangerous. Trust me on this.
 Quoting: Only Me


ALL kinds of things you can't count on...

She likes dogs... Then, she starts "rescuing dogs"... then she gets sick and is bedridden. Then it is up to me... ME to take care of all these dogs shitting and pissing all over the house. 13 of them!

Then, she is bedridden with cancer. I have to take care of [email protected]!

Then you start to wonder... Why me?


Then... you start to realize...


Why not me? I have caused a lot of pain throughout the years and I have probably got some karma coming my way... Why NOT me?

Then... you need help. Where is that help going to come from?

That is where I am at right now.... where is the help going to come from???
 Quoting: PugTard


What do you need help with?
 Quoting: callit


I need help with the day to day stuff. I can't clean up dog excrement continuously... I have to deal with health insurance companies, attorneys, health providers wanting their money, a 6 year old child and all that SHE needs.... etc. and I am doing this all on my own...
 Quoting: PugTard


Can you rehome the dogs?
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Be a cyber slut and befriend everybody.
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The school has already sent CPS to us twice now. We have no problems at home.. other than the fact that we have all these animals here. The girls mother has cancer. She is bedridden. I do my best to take care of her and also take care of all the animals and the 6 year old daughter. We have plenty of money (even though that is running out quickly since the health insurance companies are being ridiculous...
Are we there yet?
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ALL kinds of things you can't count on...

She likes dogs... Then, she starts "rescuing dogs"... then she gets sick and is bedridden. Then it is up to me... ME to take care of all these dogs shitting and pissing all over the house. 13 of them!

Then, she is bedridden with cancer. I have to take care of [email protected]!

Then you start to wonder... Why me?


Then... you start to realize...


Why not me? I have caused a lot of pain throughout the years and I have probably got some karma coming my way... Why NOT me?

Then... you need help. Where is that help going to come from?

That is where I am at right now.... where is the help going to come from???
 Quoting: PugTard


What do you need help with?
 Quoting: callit


I need help with the day to day stuff. I can't clean up dog excrement continuously... I have to deal with health insurance companies, attorneys, health providers wanting their money, a 6 year old child and all that SHE needs.... etc. and I am doing this all on my own...
 Quoting: PugTard


Can you rehome the dogs?
 Quoting: callit


I would LOVE to rehome the dogs... but that is out of the question. She calls them her "heartbeats" and would never allow that...
Are we there yet?
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There are also 3 cats, 2 ferrets and a monkey.
Are we there yet?
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bump???
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I dunno man, might crack a hip. lmao
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bump???
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I dunno man, might crack a hip. lmao
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Humor is the only thing that gets me through this shit...

So... thanks!
Are we there yet?
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Have you seen this... ?


Are we there yet?
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Are we there yet?
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bump???
 Quoting: PugTard


I dunno man, might crack a hip. lmao
 Quoting: pool


You got any advice POOL?
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