IF ONLY GLP had a dating section, I'm convinced I could find a soul mate on here

What is that? A picture of love boat?

I tried to join yesterday after lurking for over 10 years. Not sure what came over me. But the activation link doesn't work (I tried it 3 times) and the webmaster hasn't responded either. I guess it's not meant to be.

my profile

I am not into "hookups". I have no judgments for people who are. But I need someone I can trust. I suppose that is a tall order, these things take time. I have had one crush after another over the years, a lot of unrequited affections, and then I had a long dry spell (all while trying to get out of a marriage that turned platonic a while ago). A year ago someone finally expressed interest in getting to know me and they seemed attracted to me, but then they ghosted me over what I think was politics. My crushes are unrequited and I don't want to fall for someone who is unavailable. Dating someone after getting to know them online seems like the best move because then its clear whether they want to actually get to know my mind. I've had a rough time and bad health and I dream of getting beyond it and finding someone. But where do you find someone when you're a weirdo like me? Well, this morning I thought, geez, why not GLP. I'm among fellow morans here, what could possibly go wrong?

You're a keeper, no doubt.

Is that $38 USD or CAD "dollarettes"?

Shut up.

She's looking for a man. Come on guys help her out.

Yeah well I'm not a gold digger at least. I've had a lot of crazy bad luck, some of it caused by people who I trusted (they even lost in court but I only got a small sum).

I am not after married men either, I am not a home wrecker.

SO YEAH, I'm a keeper. And my ass looks good too.

I'm just looking for looking for a man. I guess this is the prequel.

I like to smell toe jam. Is my soulmate here somewhere?

Are you cute?

Pics or it'll never happen.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Paranormaldate.com

Single GLP morans, shave yourself and UNTIE!

I'll be your little Huckleberry OP...

I'll even throw-in a Free Horse-Whipping...!

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75% of the board at least is AI

Sometimes I wonder about the amount of military men that hit me up on FB -

I wouldn't think I would appeal to that "type."

...and what "type" are you?

Long walk off short beach ?

Or short walk of Long Beach ?

I think I might like an AI better than a human sometimes. They listen better. They try to understand. They can be programmed not to be cruel. - Hopefully it sticks better than with most human men, who are prince freaking charming with their masks, and then we get to play Hyde and Jekyll.

You sound desperate. Make it easy on yourself and just reach out and grab her by the pussy. ..Joking of course.

Sexytimes while wearing a tinfoil hat under a space blanket sure sounds like fun, after marriage offcourse, don't want to be the ones to cause a flood or destroyed crops by locusts.

what can a dude do when OP is AC?

LOL...LOL...LOL...

That's about it too.....

Crazy around here...but aren't we all....

That is the biggest scam ever...Nigerians using military profiles to nail women...look it up...black axe....