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Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?

 
AYYY WONDER
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Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
How can he save us (as you claim if it's not a game...) if his eyes are closed?

Does he use his Third Eye?
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
How can he save us (as you claim if it's not a game...) if his eyes are closed?

Does he use his Third Eye?
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You aren't too smart are you?
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
His earthly body died then was resurrected. So for a short period of hours, his human eyes would have been closed.
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
He dead.
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
Jesus receive his intel directly through the Looking Glass.

It's in the mind between the eyes.. pinneal gland.. lol
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
Detox your pinneal gland now because Fluoride and because the Russians are coming.
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* @ THE INTERNET..."HOAX"...SHROUD IS OF KNIGHT TEMPLAR "JACQUE DE MOLAY"...DEAD...(EYES CLOSED)[email protected] REVELATION 9:11...
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
Because Jesus is dead man.
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
His earthly body died then was resurrected. So for a short period of hours, his human eyes would have been closed.
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
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umm because he's dead?
Funny how 'social security' has a shortfall...but never WELFARE!
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
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The picture in the shroud is the result of a blast of energy that filled Jesus' body(and his eyes were closed). He now has that same resurrected, eternal body. The Firstborn of many.
Funny how 'social security' has a shortfall...but never WELFARE!
Gimme a break.
Somehow, we can always afford ALL types of welfare (even for millions of illegal immigrants!), plus billions in foreign aid to nations that hate us...BUT...social security is a "problem".

Nah, the problem is the goobermint...Unknown AC.


Blame it on my ADD, baby...Sail
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel..P.W Herman

The election of Donald Trump didn't cause the hatred displayed by the progressive liberal left and democratic party. The election of Donald Trump exposed it.
Donald Isaacson

Don't forget to have your Liberals spayed or neutered....Stolen

Get the UN out of the US.

Anything I say is Simply my opinion and NOT advice you should act on.
Communism is for LOSERS
Communism is SLAVERY
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
How can he save us (as you claim if it's not a game...) if his eyes are closed?

Does he use his Third Eye?
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dohhh. He doesn't need a physical eye to see. At any rate, his work is done. It's a done deal. All he needs is your consent and you're in the family.
Funny how 'social security' has a shortfall...but never WELFARE!
Gimme a break.
Somehow, we can always afford ALL types of welfare (even for millions of illegal immigrants!), plus billions in foreign aid to nations that hate us...BUT...social security is a "problem".

Nah, the problem is the goobermint...Unknown AC.


Blame it on my ADD, baby...Sail
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel..P.W Herman

The election of Donald Trump didn't cause the hatred displayed by the progressive liberal left and democratic party. The election of Donald Trump exposed it.
Donald Isaacson

Don't forget to have your Liberals spayed or neutered....Stolen

Get the UN out of the US.

Anything I say is Simply my opinion and NOT advice you should act on.
Communism is for LOSERS
Communism is SLAVERY
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
He dead.
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
This is not the real Shroud of Turin.

The color scheme on the right side image doesn't overimpose coherently with the left side framed imaged.
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
He's lying their dead, then the light burst out of Him making the image, resurrected, then He opened His eyes.
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
 Quoting: AYYY WONDER 78278958


Lol, they are open you can see the pupils

Lord have mercy lol
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
Actually there are coins covering the eyes dated to around 5 BC.
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
He's dead, Jim.
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
Actually there are coins covering the eyes dated to around 5 BC.
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I was going to say this---you beat me to it!
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
Cause I died from that body but then instantly manifest in the flesh again and got up and walked off..
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
Cause I died from that body but then instantly manifest in the flesh again and got up and walked off..
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Towards Australia?
That's a long walk on water.
“All sacrificing without faith and divine desire is an abonimation before God, and does not reach the gate of divine glory; but if man enters therein with the power of faith, he surrenders to it his free will, and desires by that means, and through its instrumentality, to enter into the eternal free will of God.” (Mysterium, xxvii. 13.)

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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
hf
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Re: Why does Jesus have his eyes closed on the Shroud of Turin?
I don't see how three days would be enough time to leave an impression in the cloth?





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