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| TheOracle'sCookie Offer Upgrade  User ID: 76948143  United States12/24/2019 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 12-25-2019  swamprat:Page 1:  The brothers were never told about the time their mother ran away into the woods... ...nor about the raccoon that befriended her. (One of the chihuahuas has a "raccoon face coloring" CUTE!) AND  A gallon of eggnog you say? I'm sure I have no idea... --------------------------------------------- Eireann Page 4 (ate "the IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER"--has HIGH LEVELS OF ESTROGEN) Caption: "...and NOW I AM A GIRL!" -------------------------------------- Darkside Cookies Page 3 - #1 - I'm not fat! I'm fluffy! ------------------------------------- AND GREEN KARMA WINNERS: "HONORABLE MENTION" FOR NON-BLUE NAME A.C.'S A.C.6220 Page 3 Caption 1: Merry Christmas..I just got finished eating up all of QAnons BS GREEN KARMA FOR UPGRADED MEMBERS/CAPTION WINNERS! Members area: Cosmic Gypsy Page 1 Whoa! That white and hairy, clad in red, jolly fellow, sure is filling! CrsCrpr Page 1 "BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus delivers the articles of impeachment along with three fact witnesses to the Senate on Christmas Eve" NOLAAngel Page 1 "That food was so good! I can't believe I ATE THE WHOLE THING! AdorableLittlePixie Page 2 The turkey wanted to play hide and seek, so I helped it hide. Tiger1 Page2 Cats Domino (as in "Fats Domino" the pop star! fun!) AND Ankle Biter 3 Pack. Red John Page 2 No this is not a sled dog starter kit and Ya, I ate it all: the turkey the potatoes the ham the cranberry sauce the gravy the apple pie the pumpkin pie ... Got a problem with that? Because, I can't wait for Easter so I can do it again AND He/She combines both pics FOR THIS CAPTION: Hey Santa I'm still hungry are you gonna eat those or can I have em? MERRY CHRISTMAS AND THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO "MADE" MY HOLIDAY SO BRIGHT!ORIGINAL INTRODUCTION POST FOR CONTEST...IT IS NOW CLOSED. CAPTION CONTEST EXTENDED TO 11:00 PM EST TONIGHT! 3 Free January GLP memberships available this time! PICTURE TO CAPTION BELOW: Merriest of Merry Christmas to us all this year! Here's something to get you "humbuggers" in the mood! [link to youtu.be (secure)]  Cat's Instruction Manual on "How to Help a Human at Christmas!" [link to youtu.be (secure)] Dogs Helping Humans have Christmas ------------------------------------------------ END EDITS 1 CAPTION for "chubby Kitty" and 1 CAPTION for the "Christmas Chihuahuas!" *(Choose one or both for you CAPTION ENTRY!) CAPTION #1 CAPTION #2 Christmas CAPTION CONTEST IS OPEN UNTIL 10 P.M. EST. CHRISTMAS DAY...give everyone a chance to win! Cosmic Gypsy is offering 1 upgrade...I'm doing 2 this year. ***ANYONE wishing to chip-in an upgrade, let me know before tomorrow night! Thanks! IMPORTANT: YOU MUST HAVE A "BLUE NAME" (free account to register) for an upgrade. Already paying members will receive green karma for their WIN... No-blue-name A.C.'s "honorable mention" CONTEST OPEN TO 10 P.M. EST CHRISTMAS NIGHT! Have fun you guys! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  TheOracle'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/26/2019 12:21 AM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/24/2019 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| cosmicgypsy User ID: 74619032 United States12/24/2019 06:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whoa! That white and hairy, clad in red, jolly fellow, sure is filling! You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/24/2019 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HE ATE F---ING SANTA?...OH MY....  "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| cosmicgypsy User ID: 74619032 United States12/24/2019 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's the first thing that came to my mind....  I'm really not very good at the caption contest, huh? Good thing we're all adults on here, huh?  ....I might've scarred a child.You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/24/2019 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's the first thing that came to my mind.... I'm really not very good at the caption contest, huh? Good thing we're all adults on here, huh? ....I might've scarred a child.Actually, I thought it was really FUNNY! With the size of that tummy he could have eaten 3 TURKIES! (Ewwww....) How old are kids now when they find out their first GREAT LIE about Santa Claus? I'll bet it is getting younger all the time...I believed until 5th grade. (Everyone else was losing their virginity! lol!) O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/24/2019 06:38 PM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77545963 United States12/24/2019 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] “THIS is why I tell you not to put my reindeer in the goddam dryer!!!” |
| CrsCrpr User ID: 77120663 United States12/24/2019 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Sorry dude, PornHub has a kitten category now. I'll take a wet wipe to you're iPad if it makes ya feel better" "BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus delivers the articles of impeachment along with three fact witnesses to the Senate on Christmas Eve" II Corinthians 3:17 - Now the Lord is the Spirit, and where the spirit of the Lord is, there is Freedom Your liberties aren't dying; they're being killed by people with names and addresses ... I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. -- Thomas Jefferson |
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| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/24/2019 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Sorry dude, PornHub has a kitten category now. I'll take a wet wipe to you're iPad if it makes ya feel better" "BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus delivers the articles of impeachment along with three fact witnesses to the Senate on Christmas Eve" TOO GOOD! You always have some of the BEST captions! Thanks for the Christmas Eve laugh! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| cosmicgypsy User ID: 74619032 United States12/24/2019 06:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :TubbyLu Quoting: RepublicofTexas Please scratch me under my third chin or I bet you are wondering how I can clean my butt?  You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/24/2019 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Please scratch me under my third chin or I bet you are wondering how I can clean my butt? Oh my Lord.... Only someone with a FAT CAT understands how really TRUE this caption may be! (My cat is ALMOST this fat...We're trying to get him a little cubbier this Christmas for his "photoshoot!") Thanks...immense laughter following! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| cosmicgypsy User ID: 74619032 United States12/24/2019 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72248871 United States12/24/2019 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 12-24-2019 3 Free January GLP memberships available this time! PICTURE TO CAPTION BELOW: Merriest of Merry Christmas to us all this year! Here's something to get you "humbuggers" in the mood! [link to youtu.be (secure)] :FairUSE: Cat's Instruction Manual on "How to Help a Human at Christmas!" [link to youtu.be (secure)] :FairUSE: Dogs Helping Humans have Christmas ------------------------------------------------ END EDITS 1 CAPTION for "chubby Kitty" and 1 CAPTION for the "Christmas Chihuahuas!" *(Choose one or both for you CAPTION ENTRY!) CAPTION #1 :TubbyLuv: So i like to eat , kids my ass CAPTION #2 :SantaChihui: As soon as this picture is taken, we’re going to rip apart this jolly fat man, becuase that’s what we do! Christmas CAPTION CONTEST IS OPEN UNTIL 10 P.M. EST. CHRISTMAS DAY...give everyone a chance to win! Cosmic Gypsy is offering 1 upgrade...I'm doing 2 this year. ***ANYONE wishing to chip-in an upgrade, let me know before tomorrow night! Thanks! IMPORTANT: YOU MUST HAVE A "BLUE NAME" (free account to register) for an upgrade. Already paying members will receive green karma for their WIN... No-blue-name A.C.'s "honorable mention" CONTEST OPEN TO 10 P.M. EST CHRISTMAS NIGHT! Have fun you guys! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! TheOracle'sCookie |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/24/2019 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | INDEED  "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| swamprat User ID: 54005616 United States12/24/2019 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A gallon of eggnog you say? I'm sure I have no idea... We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans. |
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| swamprat User ID: 54005616 United States12/24/2019 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The brothers were never told about the time their mother ran away into the woods... ...nor about the raccoon that befriended her. We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans. |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/24/2019 08:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The brothers were never told about the time their mother ran away into the woods... ...nor about the raccoon that befriended her.  ...The raccoon that befriended her! OOOhhhh Nooose!!! This happened in an earlier caption thread! (The chick on the bulletin board! lol!  O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/24/2019 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mamacita, donde esta Santa Cl... Ahhhh Santa esta aqui! El esta en la casa con Pepe y Pancho y Chucho! No! ... esta NO es tu casa...(It's the MALL you idiot!) Sorry...couldn't find that last part in the spanish dictionary! "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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