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My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head

 
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My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head
My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head,with Great Pride he showed me the "Trophy" and
offered me the Prime piece of Meat,the Back strap.

My children have cried for 2 days..

Not wanting to offend my neighbor who is a good friend I
accepted the venison,now what do I do with it?
I'm not a big meat eater,and I hate deer meat...
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08/08/2007 11:42 AM
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Re: My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head
uh... throw it away

I think you need to tell your neighbor, in the most polite tones, that you would appreciate it if he wouldn't bring severed heads to your house anymore.
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08/08/2007 11:43 AM
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Cook it up and give it to someone less fortunate. Lots of hungry people out there.
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freeze it and ship it to me in Alaska, mmm venison.
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08/08/2007 11:44 AM
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Re: My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head
At least he didn't come over wearing the deer head on his head.
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Re: My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head
You might be a redneck if....
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At least he didn't come over wearing the deer head on his head.
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LMAO... with a twelvepack under his arm/s
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08/08/2007 11:46 AM
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Re: My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head
My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head,with Great Pride he showed me the "Trophy" and
offered me the Prime piece of Meat,the Back strap.

My children have cried for 2 days..

Not wanting to offend my neighbor who is a good friend I
accepted the venison,now what do I do with it?
I'm not a big meat eater,and I hate deer meat...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 211514

What deer season starts this early?? Must have been from a deer ranch or some shit. Take the back straps and tell him to grow some balls and hunt like a real man..fair chase! OP, you don't know what you are missin with those loins!!
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08/08/2007 11:49 AM
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Re: My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head
What a wuss...Where do your kids think hamburger meat, chicken tenders and fish sticks come from?

Yes, I agree it was in poor taste for him to bring the severed head to your doorstep, but you letting your children lead such sheltered lives from the reality of the world (death, for instance) is insane!

Use this as a teaching experience for them, for instance why you are disapprove of hunting, eating meat, etc.

I killed my first deer when I was 8; I helped my dad and uncle skin, dress and drag it back to the truck. We didn't kill it for a trophy; we killed it for food.
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08/08/2007 11:53 AM
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You might be a redneck if....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 247140

I'd like to be a redneck for a week to experience what it's like, hunt, fish and shoot Bushites for instance; kill some deer and gut some pigs.

I would probably like it.
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08/08/2007 11:56 AM
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What a wuss...Where do your kids think hamburger meat, chicken tenders and fish sticks come from?

Yes, I agree it was in poor taste for him to bring the severed head to your doorstep, but you letting your children lead such sheltered lives from the reality of the world (death, for instance) is insane!

Use this as a teaching experience for them, for instance why you are disapprove of hunting, eating meat, etc.

I killed my first deer when I was 8; I helped my dad and uncle skin, dress and drag it back to the truck. We didn't kill it for a trophy; we killed it for food.
 Quoting: AniMeyhem! 148033


I Don't disapprove of hunting,I dont Like Venison,
If I could Shoot a Black Angus Steer I would..
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08/08/2007 11:57 AM
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Is you one of them city folk?
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08/08/2007 11:58 AM
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Thank him for his generosity for sharing the food.

If he asks or if you are inclined to share, let him know that the children had never seen anything like that and were upset. (By this time, you should have been able to explain to the kids the what's what.)

Venison can be ground and mixed with other meats, btw. So if you dont like the taste of it, and could use the meat - blend it.
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08/08/2007 11:59 AM
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While I think this story is bs, if it's true, then your neighbor must really like you. I would never give away the backstrap to someone I didn't like.
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08/08/2007 11:59 AM
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Re: My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head
Wow a hunter gatherer
your nabour is a rare breed these days

most are sucked into the super market hunts for cheap deals
of processed crap good on him as long as he is humane about.
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While I think this story is bs, if it's true, then your neighbor must really like you. I would never give away the backstrap to someone I didn't like.
 Quoting: Evil Twin

I would never give the backstrap away to someone I DID like.
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I don't get it. Where do people think meat comes from? You want to see your kids cry, take them to a Hormel plant.
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While I think this story is bs, if it's true, then your neighbor must really like you. I would never give away the backstrap to someone I didn't like.

I would never give the backstrap away to someone I DID like.
 Quoting: Richard Strong

LOL, true! I wouldn't either!
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08/08/2007 12:06 PM
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Re: My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head
Hunting is great
A number of friends do it with out guns
just dogs and a knife.
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Re: My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head
You might be a redneck if....
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lol





at least you didn't find it under your bedsheets op....
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08/08/2007 12:07 PM
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OP, you are a fucking wimp and your children will be bonesmokers.
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ---C.S. Lewis
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I don't get it. Where do people think meat comes from? You want to see your kids cry, take them to a Hormel plant.
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lmao
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Re: My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head
My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head,with Great Pride he showed me the "Trophy" and
offered me the Prime piece of Meat,the Back strap.

My children have cried for 2 days..

Not wanting to offend my neighbor who is a good friend I
accepted the venison,now what do I do with it?
I'm not a big meat eater,and I hate deer meat...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 211514

laugh

bread the meat and cook it well done

all I eat is elk and bison, tender and good
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While I think this story is bs, if it's true, then your neighbor must really like you. I would never give away the backstrap to someone I didn't like.
 Quoting: Evil Twin

Exactly, not Deer season and the strap is the filet mignon of the deer, probably just something the OP has heard of. It has gotten me thinkin though... of medalions of venison in dark venison gravy........ big fat mesquite smoked bug (Florida Lobster) tail,..... red potato garlic smash....maybe some sparagus with hollendaise.......B&B for after with a Monte Cristo.......Damn, I gotta go take a cold shower now, lol.
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I don't get it. Where do people think meat comes from? You want to see your kids cry, take them to a Hormel plant.
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Well it doesn't come from a severed head, that's for sure. I don't know what kind of meat YOU'RE eating!
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While I think this story is bs, if it's true, then your neighbor must really like you. I would never give away the backstrap to someone I didn't like.

Exactly, not Deer season and the strap is the filet mignon of the deer, probably just something the OP has heard of. It has gotten me thinkin though... of medalions of venison in dark venison gravy........ big fat mesquite smoked bug (Florida Lobster) tail,..... red potato garlic smash....maybe some sparagus with hollendaise.......B&B for after with a Monte Cristo.......Damn, I gotta go take a cold shower now, lol.
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I don't get it. Where do people think meat comes from? You want to see your kids cry, take them to a Hormel plant.


Well it doesn't come from a severed head, that's for sure. I don't know what kind of meat YOU'RE eating!
 Quoting: Billy Joel



Three words, brains and eggs.
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Re: My Neighbor Killed a Deer and Brought me the Severed Head
have you ever (really) eaten venison?

If this was an old buck(and I strongly suspect it was because of the neighbors pride ...old bucks have big horns)...then I understand your reluctance to try it...but you can't beat the taste of a spike (year old male) or a doe (even an older one)

don't be such a wuss...with beef at 8 bucks a pound, you neighbor gave you a great gift

you need to educate you kids...when the stores close and you have to eat cute fuzzy little bunnies...it will be much easier if your kids are prepared for the harsh realities of life
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While I think this story is bs, if it's true, then your neighbor must really like you. I would never give away the backstrap to someone I didn't like.

Exactly, not Deer season and the strap is the filet mignon of the deer, probably just something the OP has heard of. It has gotten me thinkin though... of medalions of venison in dark venison gravy........ big fat mesquite smoked bug (Florida Lobster) tail,..... red potato garlic smash....maybe some sparagus with hollendaise.......B&B for after with a Monte Cristo.......Damn, I gotta go take a cold shower now, lol.
 Quoting: SHR

Damn, now I'm hungry!
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Just be thankful he wasnt a cannibal. Imagine what he would have brought over then!





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