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User ID: 75992005 United States 12/28/2019 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. Off The Net ...
The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. They head to the back of the bar where Google, Amazon, and Facebook are playing pool and having beers. After some tense but hushed discussion all 6 of them head out the back door together.
After a few minutes, a bar patron sees three people return through the back door. Its CIA, FBI, and NSA, but they're wearing the clothes and jackets that belong to Google, Amazon, and Facebook.
CIA immediately takes a shit on the nearest pool table. FBI pisses in the jar of pickled eggs and dumps trash all over the bar, breaking liquor bottles. NSA runs around pulling everybody's pants down.
The bar patron who saw them come back in dressed as Google, Amazon and Facebook yells, "what the Hell?! You can't treat people this way"!
The other patrons, who weren't paying attention to the previous weirdness going on in the back of the bar, responded, "they're private companies, they can do anything they want to".
The moral of the story is: there comes a time in the building of a tyranny when "private companies" are no longer what they seem to be or should be. If that "private company" is doing everything it can to enable the NWO agenda it is now an extension of the shadow government. Let's not defend the actions of "private companies" who are obviously cooperating with oppressive government agencies to limit our future freedom. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78008592 12/28/2019 08:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. Nobody walks out |
Bluebird1 User ID: 58042994 United States 12/28/2019 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78008592 12/28/2019 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar.
Nobody walks out
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78008592 This is about your lives. Nobody walks out. You all get escorted out at one point and to most it might seem natural ;) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76604096 United States 12/28/2019 08:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. It's a gay bar, right? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76604096 United States 12/28/2019 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. Glad I don't drink and hang out in bars any more.
Fuckin spookfags. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78287554 United States 12/28/2019 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. It's a gay bar, right?
Quoting: Builder of the Adytum Pretty sure amazon wears drag |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76604096 United States 12/28/2019 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. It's a gay bar, right?
Quoting: Builder of the Adytum Pretty sure amazon wears drag Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78287554 If Bezos isn't at least bi, I'll eat my hat. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78287554 United States 12/28/2019 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. I know for a fact that google has gov contracts
The govt can’t break the bill of rights, but somehow it’s ok to hire a company to do their dirty work for them. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78033776 United States 12/28/2019 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar.
Not fixable. They own the drug routes. They transport the big guns. And they have five eyes. Secure com’s. Lists of hard operators from war zones. Legalization of ALL DRUGS would only be a start. Good luck |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78033776 United States 12/28/2019 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. Not fixable.
They own the drug routes.
They transport the big guns.
And they have five eyes. Secure com’s.
Lists of hard operators from war zones.
Legalization of ALL DRUGS would only be a start. Good luck |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78033776 United States 12/28/2019 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. Monopoly on the best cash business on the planet.
Until all drugs are legal. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77582250 United States 12/28/2019 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. Nobody walks out
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78008592 That was perfect! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77849624 United States 12/28/2019 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. Monopoly on the best cash business on the planet.
Until all drugs are legal.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78033776 We dont want legal drugs ever, we have a big enough problem we do want the CIA to quit shipping them |
Wharf Rat
User ID: 77537178 United States 03/08/2020 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. Nobody walks out
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78008592 ~Wharf Rat |