Want BIG Tits? Eat At Burger King! Whoppers Guaranteed!

Yep.

Burger King's "Impossible" burger is loaded with so much estrogen that eating them will grow tits on men!

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"Veterinarian says the Impossible Whopper ‘will make men grow breasts because of soy proteins'
There's a new claim that plant-based burgers, like Burger King's Impossible Whopper, cause men to grow breasts
Dr. James Stangle alleges the soy protein in the meat causes estrogen to increase
The argument that soy-products cause feminization in men has been circulating for years
Marion Nestle, a nutrition professor, maintains that soy should be eaten in moderation"

"Strangle compares the soy-based Impossible Whopper to the beef Whopper, claiming that the plant-based version has 44 milligrams of estrogen while the original only contains 2.5 nanograms.

'Now let me refresh your metric system. There are 1 million nanograms (ng) in one milligram (mg). That means an impossible whopper has 18 million times as much estrogen as a regular whopper,' he writes."

"'Just six glasses of soy milk per day has enough estrogen to grow boobs on a male. That’s the equivalent of eating four impossible whoppers per day. You would have to eat 880 pounds of beef from an implanted steer [cattle that is raised for beef] to equal the amount of estrogen in one birth control pill.' "



So if you are an impoverished frustrated tranny, hit the King for a couple Impossible Whoppers and slam down a jug of soy milk.

Tits in a week, guaranteed!