You don't need those stupid guns, take up golf instead. Golf actually takes skills and you can hang out with more rational successful people.

Gun owners are too often the victim from their own gun. They have the highest rate of successful suicides from all types of attempts. Think about all the times you hear when someone looses his job or has a break-up with someone he loves so he goes postal at his former work place or takes his own life.

2/3 of all deaths from guns are suicides. Let that number sink in before you bring one of those things home.