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I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed

 
Richie
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I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
I just know that damn light is on when the door is closed. I'm going to continue the super fast opening throughout the night to try an catch the son of a bitch.

Fuckin alpliances always costing me money.

I can yank that door super fast.

I'll keep you guys updated.
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12/05/2021 12:18 AM
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
Please do
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
or you could just unscrew the bulb
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12/05/2021 12:24 AM
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
or you could just unscrew the bulb
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Good idea
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
drill a peephole through the door
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
Lol you made my night bro . Now here I am high as the Marianas trench trying to catch that skeemin ass light .

We'll get that sumbitch!
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
I just know that damn light is on when the door is closed. I'm going to continue the super fast opening throughout the night to try an catch the son of a bitch.

Fuckin alpliances always costing me money.

I can yank that door super fast.

I'll keep you guys updated.
 Quoting: Richie 31429826


put your smart phone in the fridge and take a delayed photo without flash.
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
I accidentally knocked out my front tooth doing the exact same thing except it was for a midnight snack
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
I just know that damn light is on when the door is closed. I'm going to continue the super fast opening throughout the night to try an catch the son of a bitch.

Fuckin alpliances always costing me money.

I can yank that door super fast.

I'll keep you guys updated.
 Quoting: Richie 31429826


put your smart phone in the fridge and take a delayed photo without flash.
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chuckle
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
Try holding the refrigerator upside down while opening door, just in case it's a gravity thing.
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12/05/2021 12:49 AM
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
I just know that damn light is on when the door is closed. I'm going to continue the super fast opening throughout the night to try an catch the son of a bitch.

Fuckin alpliances always costing me money.

I can yank that door super fast.

I'll keep you guys updated.
 Quoting: Richie 31429826


Great thread....

When I wake up with morning wood I slam my dong in the fridge door until it settles down so I can take a piss with out hitting the ceiling.
Five Forty Four A.M.

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Do you stand in front of the mirror and look down really fast so you can see your bald spot?
tounge
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
I just know that damn light is on when the door is closed. I'm going to continue the super fast opening throughout the night to try an catch the son of a bitch.

Fuckin alpliances always costing me money.

I can yank that door super fast.

I'll keep you guys updated.
 Quoting: Richie 31429826


Great thread....

When I wake up with morning wood I slam my dong in the fridge door until it settles down so I can take a piss with out hitting the ceiling.
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Hahahaha you crazy man, at least put a jar of peanut butter on that thing first to soften the blow .
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
Do you stand in front of the mirror and look down really fast so you can see your bald spot?
tounge
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I love this thread. Lol cracking me up.
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12/05/2021 12:56 AM
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
Do you stand in front of the mirror and look down really fast so you can see your bald spot?
tounge
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I love this thread. Lol cracking me up.
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Glad to make you laugh. That's why I bumped it.
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
I do just the opposite ...

I close the door very slowly to see if it turns OFF.
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Lol you made my night bro . Now here I am high as the Marianas trench trying to catch that skeemin ass light .

We'll get that sumbitch!
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Lol! We will get that son bitch!
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Zuul
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
The only way to definitively tell is if you open the door faster than the speed of light.
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
I just know that damn light is on when the door is closed. I'm going to continue the super fast opening throughout the night to try an catch the son of a bitch.

Fuckin alpliances always costing me money.

I can yank that door super fast.

I'll keep you guys updated.
 Quoting: Richie 31429826


cruise
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12/05/2021 01:32 AM
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
Do you stand in front of the mirror and look down really fast so you can see your bald spot?
tounge
 Quoting: Five Forty Four A.M.


I don’t have to do that anymore. Sigh….

NAC doesn’t do shit either. Been thru a dozen bottles of that crap.
You can stand me up at the gates of hell…. I won’t back down.
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12/05/2021 02:00 AM
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
Set up a hidden camera OP..
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12/05/2021 02:42 AM
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
Too bad the light in your brain isn't ever on.


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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
More relatable than the quantum cat in da box.
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
Too bad the light in your brain isn't ever on.


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He is saving lot of wasted energy
Anonymous Coward
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
lol
Anonymous Coward
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
The only way to definitively tell is if you open the door faster than the speed of light.
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The only way is to enter the fridge yourself.
Or place a security camera and monitor the situation.

But the observer could manipulate the quantum fridge reaction.

Better put an external switch or remove the cord for safety
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12/05/2021 02:52 AM
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
I did that once and caught a smoked sausage leftover porking my last blueberry yogurt. I was hurt...
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12/05/2021 03:16 AM
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Zuul
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xxxcite
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
I did that once and caught a smoked sausage leftover porking my last blueberry yogurt. I was hurt...
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LOl!
Rick Deez Nuts

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12/05/2021 10:58 AM
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Re: I open my refrigerator door super fast to see if the light is on while it's closed
Another fun trick is to open the fridge door and push the little lever that triggers the light to shut off when the door closes.





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