RUSSIA HAS LINED UP 4000 TANKS ALONG THE POLISH BORDER!

You are more likely to die from adverse reactions from US manufactured vaccines than the Russian Military.

I AM THE SON OF A WEALTHY POLISH ELITE. I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT WE GOT EVACUATED 2 HOURS AGO ITS ALL VERY HUSH HUSH

It's not the 1980s. The Soviet Union isn't going to invade.

Gosh you must be bored.

Sorry for capitals. I am just pissed off they wont leet me go have a cigarette. Im stuck in here but i got internet they dont know i took both my phones hahaha idiots. I share with you updates.

Apparently our military is on full scale alert and expecting event in the next few hours from the russian scum.

Russia couldn't fight its way into Disneyland.

You're kidding right? They are pretty badass. They have a shit ton of tanks too.

Hitler has already been defeated and he executed all of his officers that were siding with russia to seize the reich and merge to take full control of europe. In other words,bits already failed.

all good and quiet for now im listneing to toones share with me while we await the end of all things

You - Polish bastard will die at any case and very soon.

MAKE ME PUSSY BITCH

which border? the one with Kaliningrad? Shirley you can't be serious!!

Go out there and F them up.

first bsflag!

FUCK YOU RUSSIA WE GOING TO WIN AND TAKE ALL YOUR WOMEN IN THE ASS

Oh hi, im in Warsaw too.
Eating a sammich right now and there are no ruskies in sight.
Is it time to bring the tomato plants in?

What about the men?

Quiet, queer bait.

Fuck no, these Natashas are goddamn ugly and have numerous STDs. I wouldn't even touch these alcohol-run bitches.

Is thats why you so butthurt about Russians? Cause they've been fucking your women all through the decades of Warsaw pact? Russian boss came to Warsaw and your bitches stand in line, right? Thats how it was back then, I know...

what kind of sammich is it? my uncle is actually a polish sammich expert. and he said there is a 110% chance you are eating a sausage and cabbage sammich. so you better answer that or else people will know youre on a proxy!

the border between poland and russia is near kaliningrad.

kaliningrad is an enclave between poland and lithuania.

there is zero chance that russia shifted 4000 tanks into kaliningrad and nobody noticed. think about it.

On the other hand they push those all over, so its been in the mix for a while.
Russian troops have yet to start.

Russian officers sitting in Warsaw coffee bars and your bitches hanged around them and Polish men ran around tables serving, right?

Dance for me and shine my shoes russian gumbas whore!

I don't believe you at all.

I don't believe you at all.

What kind of an asshole posts fake war stuff during a time when real tensions are high?