Good try, but it wont work.

While, Persian Farsi, is a Eastern Brown Aryan language, related to Western White Aryan languages, such as English and German.

What is called as "Indo-European langauges".

However, what must be understood is that the division of Western Aryan and Eastern Aryan, is much more ancient, and is NOT caused by Islam and the Mullahs, as is commonly thought.

As demonstrated by the Persian vs Greek/Roman/European wars. The Perssians were the first group to attack the West/Europe, starting in 450 BC. All the rest including the Semites/Arabs/Muslims attacks came later.

Hence, just twittering in Farsi, is NOT going to cause the Persians to flock to the Western side, and kiss American as*

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