Conspiracy-Wise...!

I'm not buying the ((("Media"))) story on this-one?

Everyone knows the Portland ((("Lib-Tard"))) is a baby murderer, Mongrel-Theist, Degenerate.

I'm saying this ("Lib-Tard") probably was sacrificing these children to its Demon.

It probably threw its (alleged) children into the surf as some sort of Demon Sacrifice.

Or, the ("Lib-Tard") challenged its unsuspecting child victims into venturing too far out into the surf-danger-zone?

Either way, the (alleged) "parent" should held fully responsible. There were warning signs, and any reasonable "adult" would not have put "children" in harms-way.

But we are not talking about a "parent", or "reasonable-adult", we are talking about a Portland-("Lib-Tard"), which identifies with Satan, and Demon-Worship.
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