How do I get a space alien to abduct me? I think I would like to jack his ride

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Your conscience merges with their orb and they fly you around...at least thats how I remember it. I don't think I really ever left my bed, which some species may be able to organize though I think they are humans inserting that memory into your brain in order to covertheir crimes

I wanted a craft to come and I got an effin' drone.

Not satisfying, mostly confusing.

I was under the canopy of a tree and didn't come out.

It was whirring, like to maintain altitude.


I thought if I tried to look at it it might hit me between the eyes with a laser.

So I was scared.

Maybe the aliens are tight ass bastards who have nothing to offer.

That's my ruling.

How about next time you think your abducted manifest an 'energy' weapon and force them to take you to a place where your soul can be more free? In short hijack the vehicle like the golden age of the 60s.

Nice idea. But, can you steer the ship, when the wheel is all in the mind?

Go to Area 51

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The drone could have dropped me a blunt. I would have supplied the beer.

I don't like the idea of waking up dead.

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Go camping

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Thats why they do the anal probe first. Checking cor shanks and cameras. And of course free drugs.

Learn telepathy. That's how ETs communicate.

Learn how to go within your own mind. Then you'll be able to meet mind to mind with them.

ETs are much higher advanced than we are. Don't think for a second that you will be able to 'jack their ride'. They would already know what you have in mind before you even meet them.