I tried KJV bible... killed me brain.. hither and tither if thou not tither then willst thou hither.

it's not about Free Wifi Tethering is it? or is it?? HMMMM

Because it was written by shakespeare

This is definitely free tethering.

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John 3:8
The wind blows wherever it pleases. You hear its sound, but you cannot tell where it comes from or where it is going. So it is with everyone born of the Spirit."

Revelation 14:4
4 It is these who have not defiled themselves with women, for they are chaste; it is these who follow the Lamb wherever he goes; these have been redeemed from mankind as first fruits for God and the Lamb,

I guess that your IQ could stand some work since most third graders can under stand it just fine. Fine book series that can help you learn to read...its called Dick and Jane

is this why the air conditioning is failing?

but the way it's spoken

Shakespeare was more a comedian and in his plays they all died... he was the british joker

Try Geneva or other older versions to resolve this

You're welcome

It means you should have stayed in school. Educate yourself and then pick the bible up and give it another try after doing so.

The bible is written for people who actually want to know about God.

The KJV is written for a person who has at least an 8th grade comprehension level.

I suggest asking God to remove the mind binding spirits.

And next time try reading it before you make fun of it.

God loved the world so much that he sent his Son Jesus into the world to save us from the death penalty that our sins produced in us.

All who call upon the name of the Lord Jesus shall be saved.

I've read it. It's not that difficult unless you're brainless.

People make up so many excuses...sheesh.

The fact that you mock the Bible shows why you will never grasp it. Your loss. :)

Thanks..

Well God... can you remove the mind bending spirits coming out of the Air conditioner over here in The Netherlands?

Do you need more God?

Hither means to come unto and Tither means to go out from.

Come hither. come here. Go tither. go there.

try reading it out loud, 1-3 chapters per day...

it is designed to change you for the better...

the WORDS are important. It can take some time, like every great work of literature, for the brain to become accustomed to it

watch:

THE MATHEMATICAL MIRACLE OF THE KING JAMES BIBLE by Periander Esplana

That's why they put out the New King James Bible.
It is just like the KJV but the thees and thous are gone.
It just flows better for modern readers. The rest of the text remains the same.