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Thinking about buying sex doll. Anybody here give advice?

 
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Did you lose interest in the doll like a real woman?

I want one but they are expensive and I don't want to waste the money.
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I am willing to admit, I am tempted to go down this sexuality path
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Yeah finding love seems like a big pain in the ass with the hoops they make You jump through. I don't know if I'll go down the sex doll route but I'm really starting to thing for the shit I gotta do and what women provide that they are not worth it. I always thought there was one that God had just for Me but lately I'm just thinking that was a faerie tale too no different then the true love bullshit Disney pushes.
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Here you go op, try this:

[link to duckduckgo.com (secure)]
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cruise
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Totally worth it, you can even marry them.
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Fuckin right man..use them in the car pool lane....
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Totally worth it, you can even marry them.
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Fuckin right man..use them in the car pool lane....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78104310


Now THAT would be a reason to have one. Car pool lane. Car costs $30,000. For $750 you can buy a "passenger" convincing enough to pass any camera test or casual glance, and then actually get to use that car as intended.

The hours saved alone would pay for that doll STAT.

Stays in the car.
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Re: Thinking about buying sex doll. Anybody here give advice?
Looks kinda like a lot of feminist women disguised as real men are commenting on this thread.
Remember, when in doubt, go, UBERFAG.

If you haven't slept with a woman in a long while it is advised to get a doll, just to get used to sleeping next to someone. And until you find the right woman, it's likely that you may turn down real women, because your doll may look better, and won't have all that extra DNA in her from unknown men from long ago. A plus is that she will not age, like a real woman.

* A doll will watch you sleep all night long, and look pleasantly at you when you wake up.

* She won't nag at you to remind you about anything, unless you buy an AI model that speaks.

* She won't spend the limit on your credit card while you're at work.

* Unless someone breaks in and burgles her, she won't cheat on you.

* If you get two or more dolls, and don't mind being seen in public with them, you might be able to use the carpool lane on the freeway.

Here's an audio book



[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Or better yet, save up for a Cherry 2000 !!


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01/20/2020 09:33 PM
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How come I got all 1 star ratings? Is there something wrong with a man purchasing a masturbation aid? Got a problem Feminists?

You get to buy didlos? Whats the damn difference.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78235120


She's not a "masterbation aid"!

She's a silicone lady.

Five stars!
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01/20/2020 09:45 PM
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Re: Thinking about buying sex doll. Anybody here give advice?
Wait for a rep from a company that make them, they will steer you in the right direction maybe even give you a coupon.
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Where do I find a rep? I got a coupon from the website for 15% off, free shipping and a free second head and a few other features. Like standing feet and textured butthole.
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

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Re: Thinking about buying sex doll. Anybody here give advice?
People who buy sex dolls are driving off a cliff.

Blinded by lust, they think they can turn a forced experience into some customized romantic adventure, but little do they know they are opening a door in their life that will bring even more emptiness and loneliness.

Incels... Sex satisfaction only works if there is interaction, as in conversing and moving with your partner.. a feedback loop.. Not only is a sex doll a giant chunk of silent plastic (mixed with chemicals to make it stretchy), it most closely imitates a dead body.. cold, stiff and lifeless.. of which will warp your head no matter how much makeup you put on it.

Your lust is driving you to chase snapshots of intimacy that you think can be setup and acted out, but you don't realize the horrors you're inserting into your memory.

When the honeymoon is over, your life will have changed for the worse and your separation from an actual woman will be even greater.. the deviance and shame will stamp your psyche and any good woman you meet would consider you a disgusting creeper.. if she only knew.

Don't do it.
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Put away selfish and childish behavior and learn how to be an amazing friend.. step 1 to getting a good woman.

Take intense interest in subjects like philosophy, politics, religion, travel, history, etc, whatever.. so you can refine your opinions and have fun, interesting, perhaps funny conversations for hours on end with your future love.

Know what you want in the next few years, 10 years, 20.. be goal oriented and don't be a lazy pessimistic blob.. and the attraction will spark.

Finally, healthy pride (self respect).. Work hard at a job, exercise, studies, meeting people, whatever, anything but being a houseplant attracted to time suck entertainment and the false reality of the internet.
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My advice is get one with a penis, bigger the better of course.
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Put away selfish and childish behavior and learn how to be an amazing friend.. step 1 to getting a good woman.

Take intense interest in subjects like philosophy, politics, religion, travel, history, etc, whatever.. so you can refine your opinions and have fun, interesting, perhaps funny conversations for hours on end with your future love.

Know what you want in the next few years, 10 years, 20.. be goal oriented and don't be a lazy pessimistic blob.. and the attraction will spark.

Finally, healthy pride (self respect).. Work hard at a job, exercise, studies, meeting people, whatever, anything but being a houseplant attracted to time suck entertainment and the false reality of the internet.
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You shouldn’t be viewing glp from the Seminary. Pretty sure it’s against the rules and you’ll be banned from priesthood.
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Yes, buy the most expensive model and post about it on social media. Show how normal it is. How you feel good about yourself. How you don't feel like a pathetic loser with mental health issues. Inspire others. I'm all for this like I am all for transgender crap. The more, the merrier. Given 5-10 years and the reduction in population from you self-destructing misfits should make our idiot politicians breathe a little easier. Then they can just concentrate on using hospice care as euthanasia.
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Yes, buy the most expensive model and post about it on social media. Show how normal it is. How you feel good about yourself. How you don't feel like a pathetic loser with mental health issues. Inspire others. I'm all for this like I am all for transgender crap. The more, the merrier. Given 5-10 years and the reduction in population from you self-destructing misfits should make our idiot politicians breathe a little easier. Then they can just concentrate on using hospice care as euthanasia.
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Clappa
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OP posts: Thinking about buying sex doll. Anybody here give advice?

But when we give him advice to find a real woman, he gets bent out of shape.
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01/20/2020 11:05 PM
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Re: Thinking about buying sex doll. Anybody here give advice?
Yeah, don't buy one. They just lay there.
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That's as good as being married
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tounge
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So? Whats your point?
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Find yourself a real woman.
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Nope, Like I said I don't have the time or want to deal with that emotional baggage.
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keat0n-n0sepick
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Ironically the man in that picturred is married - and digging for that kind of gold because it is the only kind of gold his wife won't take from him.
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Re: Thinking about buying sex doll. Anybody here give advice?
Just get a hooker...who knows one might "fall in love" with you.
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Put away selfish and childish behavior and learn how to be an amazing friend.. step 1 to getting a good woman.

Take intense interest in subjects like philosophy, politics, religion, travel, history, etc, whatever.. so you can refine your opinions and have fun, interesting, perhaps funny conversations for hours on end with your future love.

Know what you want in the next few years, 10 years, 20.. be goal oriented and don't be a lazy pessimistic blob.. and the attraction will spark.

Finally, healthy pride (self respect).. Work hard at a job, exercise, studies, meeting people, whatever, anything but being a houseplant attracted to time suck entertainment and the false reality of the internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50383557


lol cuck

can't this guy just shell over the 1k?

he's no desperate for female validation like you. can you understand that?
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If you can't actually manage to 'pick up' a real chick, just go and pay a lady of the night for an hour of her time.

You sound like like a crazy retard/ soon to be serial killer. Seek help.
 Quoting: Ipso Facto


You sound like a fat old feminist asshole who is making shit up they cant back up. Where did you get your psychologist degree? Thats right you probably flip burgers for a living and my sex doll cost more than your car.
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Says the loser that wants to stick his dick into a piece of plastic because he can't get a real woman....
 Quoting: YRed


says the loser who supports a woman.
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Think about my double Thai Boy offer OP.
You three think alike.
One is super sexy and the other is thrown with the deal.
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Butthurt9


Go upstairs and cry to your mommy about it, incel loser.
 Quoting: YRed


Lol. You are an idiot. Bro my 401k earns more than your whole life savings in a week.
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But yet you still can't attract a real woman? Explains a lot...

And btw I don't flip burgers, have no need to work and drive a 380bhp Jaguar XF..

Your plastic doll costs how much?

Don't throw stones when you are a fragile piece of deformed glass - asshole.
 Quoting: Ipso Facto


Then whats your reasoning behind coming to my thread and talking mad shit? Go fuck yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78235120


judging by his posts - he can't imagine making a decision without getting it rubberstamped by other people.
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Incel much?

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Dude, youre pathetic. Get a life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78235120


Hilarious, coming from a guy that wants to buy a sex doll.

ROFL
 Quoting: YRed


Eh whatever. I really don't give a shit what you think. Im gonna get one anyway. Have fun with whatever you do for a living that makes you piss yourself.
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Well you go on with your badass plastic fucking loser self, OP.
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Gentlemen - can't we just agree that we are posting on GLP and are thus all equally losers???
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If you can't actually manage to 'pick up' a real chick, just go and pay a lady of the night for an hour of her time.

You sound like like a crazy retard/ soon to be serial killer. Seek help.
 Quoting: Ipso Facto


You sound like a fat old feminist asshole who is making shit up they cant back up. Where did you get your psychologist degree? Thats right you probably flip burgers for a living and my sex doll cost more than your car.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78235120


Says the loser that wants to stick his dick into a piece of plastic because he can't get a real woman....
 Quoting: YRed


says the loser who supports a woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76759009


Try again, you sad little cuck bitch.

How does your mother feel about supporting you?
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Hilarious, coming from a guy that wants to buy a sex doll.

ROFL
 Quoting: YRed


Eh whatever. I really don't give a shit what you think. Im gonna get one anyway. Have fun with whatever you do for a living that makes you piss yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78235120


Well you go on with your badass plastic fucking loser self, OP.
 Quoting: YRed


Gentlemen - can't we just agree that we are posting on GLP and are thus all equally losers???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76759009


I'm just here to laugh at the idiots....
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You sound like a fat old feminist asshole who is making shit up they cant back up. Where did you get your psychologist degree? Thats right you probably flip burgers for a living and my sex doll cost more than your car.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78235120


Says the loser that wants to stick his dick into a piece of plastic because he can't get a real woman....
 Quoting: YRed


says the loser who supports a woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76759009


Try again, you sad little cuck bitch.

How does your mother feel about supporting you?
 Quoting: YRed


She can't support me - my dad had to earn all teh money while she sat at home getting fat.
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Says the loser that wants to stick his dick into a piece of plastic because he can't get a real woman....
 Quoting: YRed


says the loser who supports a woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76759009


Try again, you sad little cuck bitch.

How does your mother feel about supporting you?
 Quoting: YRed


She can't support me - my dad had to earn all teh money while she sat at home getting fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76759009



You're not paying me to be your therapist, but that's a start. Find yourself a professional and keep going with that.
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says the loser who supports a woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76759009


Try again, you sad little cuck bitch.

How does your mother feel about supporting you?
 Quoting: YRed


She can't support me - my dad had to earn all teh money while she sat at home getting fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76759009



You're not paying me to be your therapist, but that's a start. Find yourself a professional and keep going with that.
 Quoting: YRed


I can afford one - I actually keep the money I earn.
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Become gay instead and shove a courgette up your ass.

Can be used for a pasta dish as well.
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