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what is the easiest Engineering major for me??

 
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what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
i now will try to apply for the free Russian scholarship
but i am confused and i don't know what to study

I love electronics, mechanics and software programing
but I don't like too much math or artistic drawing
also I don't like jobs that makes me absent away from home for a long time

then what is the best and easiest the major Engineering major for me to study in Russia and work in Russia or European country or at least Arabic country
or to apply for a job in America and get USA green card or USA visa based on work???


i have a dream to get respected College degree so i can find good, respected and profitable job abroad, i now only have Bachelor of English
my life dream is to learn electronic, mechanic or aviation engineering
but they say this is the hardest things to study on the planet earth
and i have joined engineering college in Egypt before but i failed
and it was too hard for me since i am hedonist and i like to spend my time doing fun/pleasurable things
also it was always hard for me to focus and memories
also i currently don't know much Russian but i am willing to learn fast

Last Edited by anwer on 01/21/2020 09:28 AM
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
If you don't like math, you be screwed in any engineering field. I would suggest majoring in Drama.
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
If you don't like math, you be screwed in any engineering field. I would suggest majoring in Drama.
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drama ?!!!!
and who tells you that i like drama more than math?
and what the hell i will work with degree in drama ?
and how drama degree is better than my degree in English?

why most responses i get is very unbelievably dumb??

i said i dont like "too much math" not "i don't like math"
in school i always scored above average in math and my IQ is always scored "near-genius" or at least "above average"
i said i want to know the easiest Engineering major not the Engineering major with no math !!!!

Last Edited by anwer on 01/21/2020 10:21 AM
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
you can go for "Environmental Engineering"
It's a new fake branch of engineering that has been created to increase the number of women in engineering so they don't have to do all that 'hard math' stuff.

I am a civil engineer, but I graduated in '92. Back then it was tough. Half the kids dropped out in the first 6 months of the program. Half of the remaining kids never graduated or finished the program dropping out over the next 3 years.

Today with the diversity quotas and the mandatory female student/grad numbers, they've watered it down and created fake engineering disciplines like Ceramic Engineering and Environ Eng so women can feel good about planting flowers.
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
If you don't like math, you be screwed in any engineering field. I would suggest majoring in Drama.
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drama ?!!!!
and who tells you that i like drama more than math?
and what the hell i will work with degree in drama ?
and how drama degree is better than my degree in English?

why most responses i get is very unbelievably dumb??

i said i dont like "too much math" not "i don't like math"
in school i always scored above average in math and my IQ is always scored "near-genius" or at least "above average"
i said i want to know the easiest Engineering major not the Engineering major with no math !!!!
 Quoting: anwer


Believe me, an engineering degree without math gets you in a workplace that's 100% drama and politics. Math is what insulates you from the catty bs. Just put in the work now.

Last Edited by Depluribus Unum on 01/21/2020 10:50 AM
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
If you don't like math, you be screwed in any engineering field. I would suggest majoring in Drama.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73403427


drama ?!!!!
and who tells you that i like drama more than math?
and what the hell i will work with degree in drama ?
and how drama degree is better than my degree in English?

why most responses i get is very unbelievably dumb??

i said i dont like "too much math" not "i don't like math"
in school i always scored above average in math and my IQ is always scored "near-genius" or at least "above average"
i said i want to know the easiest Engineering major not the Engineering major with no math !!!!
 Quoting: anwer


Believe me, an engineering degree without math gets you in a workplace that's 100% drama and politics. Math is what insulates you from the catty bs. Just put in the work now.
 Quoting: Depluribus Unum


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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
you can go for "Environmental Engineering"
It's a new fake branch of engineering that has been created to increase the number of women in engineering so they don't have to do all that 'hard math' stuff.

I am a civil engineer, but I graduated in '92. Back then it was tough. Half the kids dropped out in the first 6 months of the program. Half of the remaining kids never graduated or finished the program dropping out over the next 3 years.

Today with the diversity quotas and the mandatory female student/grad numbers, they've watered it down and created fake engineering disciplines like Ceramic Engineering and Environ Eng so women can feel good about planting flowers.
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lol
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
Go into genetic engineering and engineer yourself a brain that likes math. Then go into a real engineering discipline with your new brain.
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
i now will try to apply for the free Russian scholarship
but i am confused and i don't know what to study

I love electronics, mechanics and software programing
but I don't like too much math or artistic drawing
also I don't like jobs that makes me absent away from home for a long time

then what is the best and easiest the major Engineering major for me to study in Russia and work in Russia or European country or at least Arabic country
or to apply for a job in America and get USA green card or USA visa based on work???


i have a dream to get respected College degree so i can find good, respected and profitable job abroad, i now only have Bachelor of English
my life dream is to learn electronic, mechanic or aviation engineering
but they say this is the hardest things to study on the planet earth
and i have joined engineering college in Egypt before but i failed
and it was too hard for me since i am hedonist and i like to spend my time doing fun/pleasurable things
also it was always hard for me to focus and memories
also i currently don't know much Russian but i am willing to learn fast
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Why do you feel you have to do a degree? The trades are screaming out for people.
Chill out, its just a Lancashire Rose
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
ILYS-dude telling it how it is….
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
go with a robotics degree.

you will get all of what your looking for

electronics, software programming, mechanics, and aviation(drones)
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
African Engineering is a pretty low bar. Hillbilly Engineering is a step up from there.

Maybe try to find a happy medium between the two.

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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
These are questions you should be asking a guidance councilor in the college of your choice...

Engineering disciplines require high levels of math. Here in the States, Engineering jobs are usually by contract. That means when the contract expires, so does your job...

If your lucky, you can get into a firm that will keep you. Even if you have contracted work. There may be extensive traveling too...

Like you, I wanted to be close to home. As an electrical engineering graduate there were no jobs like that. So I went into Clinical Engineering and worked my way up to management. You get to repair and program hospital equipment. It is a very stressful job that deals with life and death situations. It is rewarding and the pay is good. High levels of burn out from stress have been reported in this field...

If you were in the States, I'd say get into Civil or Mechanical Engineering. Bridges and roads need to be repaired and built...

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SOCIAL Engineering

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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
go with a robotics degree.

you will get all of what your looking for

electronics, software programming, mechanics, and aviation(drones)
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Yeah and study while you sleep.

Heeh Heeh Heeh
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Fabian society is here to help.
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Kite design?
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I will trade places with you.

You come Europe... I go Egypt, beat someone up in Cairo then proceed to sahara.
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Fabian Society SOCIAL ENGINEERING major


But it's all about having the right connections who "like you" to be their echochamber
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
If you go to a school in the USA, join all the female engineering societies, like "Women in Computing". They have to accept you in order to appear to have "diversity", even though they probably wish you'd go away. When your on their mailing lists and at their meetings, you get to find out all the opportunities that guys will never hear about. They also have recruiters from large companies and others trying to recruit girls rather than real engineers - again for this stupid "diversity" bullshit.

If they reject you and your qualified, you have cause to sue them in federal court for discrimination. It's even better if your smart and old.
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I will trade places with you.

You come Europe... I go Egypt, beat someone up in Cairo then proceed to Sahara.
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lollmao
i a agree !
but who do you want to beat?
i will be in Europe and i don't have anyone that i love here
you can beat or kill the whole nation of Egypt for all i care

Last Edited by anwer on 01/22/2020 02:49 AM
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
go with a robotics degree.

you will get all of what your looking for

electronics, software programming, mechanics, and aviation(drones)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77726703


clappa

the only one sane and smart answer i get
every one else is stupidly mocking me





but the robotics are very new thing
and i don't think that i will easily find a job with it
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Train Engineer

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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
you can go for "Environmental Engineering"
It's a new fake branch of engineering that has been created to increase the number of women in engineering so they don't have to do all that 'hard math' stuff.

I am a civil engineer, but I graduated in '92. Back then it was tough. Half the kids dropped out in the first 6 months of the program. Half of the remaining kids never graduated or finished the program dropping out over the next 3 years.

Today with the diversity quotas and the mandatory female student/grad numbers, they've watered it down and created fake engineering disciplines like Ceramic Engineering and Environ Eng so women can feel good about planting flowers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72530568


That isn't exactly true, there is no specific "environmental engineering" degree you get, it is just that they renamed most programs "civil and environmental engineering" to sound PC, you have to do all the same civil curriculum and math - calc, diff calc, lin. algebra...

A lot of the stuff a civil engineer does is stormwater and wastewater stuff - hence the environmental.
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
you can go for "Environmental Engineering"
It's a new fake branch of engineering that has been created to increase the number of women in engineering so they don't have to do all that 'hard math' stuff.

I am a civil engineer, but I graduated in '92. Back then it was tough. Half the kids dropped out in the first 6 months of the program. Half of the remaining kids never graduated or finished the program dropping out over the next 3 years.

Today with the diversity quotas and the mandatory female student/grad numbers, they've watered it down and created fake engineering disciplines like Ceramic Engineering and Environ Eng so women can feel good about planting flowers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72530568


Well, Ceramic Engineering can be tough if you go for exotic ceramics and their applications (like lubrication-free engine blocks or gun barrels you don't have to replace).
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
you can go for "Environmental Engineering"
It's a new fake branch of engineering that has been created to increase the number of women in engineering so they don't have to do all that 'hard math' stuff.

I am a civil engineer, but I graduated in '92. Back then it was tough. Half the kids dropped out in the first 6 months of the program. Half of the remaining kids never graduated or finished the program dropping out over the next 3 years.

Today with the diversity quotas and the mandatory female student/grad numbers, they've watered it down and created fake engineering disciplines like Ceramic Engineering and Environ Eng so women can feel good about planting flowers.
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A person without a passion for math has no business entertaining pursuing an engineering degree. I started with the idea of going for civil but ultimately got an electrical and computer engineering degree primarily because of my attraction to the esoteric math involved.
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
To seriously answer the OP's question - in the USA at least, almost all real respected engineering degrees take the exact same math courses in the first two years:

To me REAL engineering degrees include:

Civil
Mechanical
Electrical
Chemical
Ceramic
Industrial
Nuclear

Most of the above have a number of specialty fields within.

Anything received outside of those are somewhat iffy... to the guy who complained about "environmental" engineering, I'd agree that if that was obtained short of a full civil degree I'd be wary of it. To me that would be like being a programmer and calling yourself a "computer engineer".

In many states it is actually illegal to entitle yourself as an "engineer" without a real engineering degree. My state will issue cease and desist letters and criminal penalties for doing so. Unfortunately this habit is very common and people in the U.S.A. call themselves "engineers" all of the time - I wouldn't be surprised if prostitutes are now calling themselves "sexual gratification engineers". s226

These are the minimum maths you will take to get a real engineering degree:

pre-admittance:

geometry
algebra
trigonometry
pre-calculus


real college:

Calculus I (differentation)
Calculus II (integration)
Calculus III (limits)
Multivariable calculus
Differential calculus
Linear algebra
Engineering statistics

If you don't want to take at a minimum all of those classes above then engineering is not going to be for you (at least in the U.S.A.)

Hope that helps.
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... and aeronautical.
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Title response only [and because the op fucks around with language on a whim]...and I'm want to do...occasionally...

Why the fuck would you ever go the easiest shot first knowing the hardest can never be put off.....?

I always tried the most difficult shots first.


OP is an idiot.
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Re: what is the easiest Engineering major for me??
The answer is simple. Just major in what most Amerikan women used to claim as their profession...

Domestic Engineering

I can't say the pay is all that great. But you can almost avoid any math skills whatsoever.





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