CNN's Fredo getting punked on live TV ! This is a riot ! What an idiot! Fredo is.

The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

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The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear the sound of it, but do not know where it comes from and where it goes. So is everyone who has been born of the Spirit.

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

"we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister