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Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/26/2020 11:09 AM
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Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Sexual peeling.

Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

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Who knew?
Anonymous Coward
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01/26/2020 11:10 AM
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yes we need more degenerative post like these
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01/26/2020 11:12 AM
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
That is weird, because my doctor has been begging me to masturbate with a banana skin for years.
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01/26/2020 11:12 AM
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Sexual peeling.

Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

[link to nypost.com (secure)]

Who knew?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78381632


Been throwing them away for years sideways

wall
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01/26/2020 11:13 AM
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
I knew Reilly liked bananas, but...
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/26/2020 11:17 AM
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
That is weird, because my doctor has been begging me to masturbate with a banana skin for years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77827153


Lol really?
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Sexual peeling.

Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

[link to nypost.com (secure)]

Who knew?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78381632


Been throwing them away for years sideways

wall
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7218753


cruise
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/26/2020 11:17 AM
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Me too man
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01/26/2020 11:18 AM
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
I knew Reilly liked bananas, but...
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Lol I've never done it,just amused me.
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01/26/2020 11:18 AM
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01/26/2020 11:18 AM
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
From the article:

"if you have a banana allergy"

lmao
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01/26/2020 11:20 AM
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From the article:

"if you have a banana allergy"

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42079668


No banana allergies here..

Gonna have to give it a try

anon
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01/26/2020 11:21 AM
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From the article:

"if you have a banana allergy"

lmao
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tounge
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01/26/2020 11:24 AM
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Just get a pocket pussy, fucking morons.
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01/26/2020 11:24 AM
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Sexual peeling.

Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

[link to nypost.com (secure)]

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78381632
Is it ok to slide it in?
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01/26/2020 11:32 AM
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I am SNOWIE. WELCOME TO THE NEW ICE AGE. TRY NOT TO STARVE.
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01/26/2020 11:33 AM
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If you shit in your hand and jack with it, you can pretend to be a fagggot.
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01/26/2020 11:33 AM
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Sexual peeling.

Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

[link to nypost.com (secure)]

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78381632
Is it ok to slide it in?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77479890


I believe theyre is a special technique.
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01/26/2020 11:36 AM

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01/26/2020 11:39 AM
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01/26/2020 11:49 AM
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How about women and bananas or other fruits and veggies?
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01/26/2020 11:52 AM
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it's almost like that article was written to get young people to try it....
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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01/26/2020 11:53 AM
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
From the article:

"if you have a banana allergy"

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42079668


Do people with allergies really need to be told things like this? Like the drug commercials that say if you are allergic to {insert drug name here} do not take it, or if you are allergic to peanuts, do you really need a big sign in front of a restaurant like Texas roadhouse that has peanuts all over the place telling you not to come in?
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01/26/2020 11:54 AM
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American Indians didn't like to waste any food, so they used the peels for this. Along with tobacco, it helped a great deal. In fact, today they still secretly control the USA. (It's critical to never let them see the real controller when you enslave the populace.)
I may be confused, but I am not an idiot.
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01/26/2020 11:55 AM

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I never forgive and I never forget

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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
it's almost like that article was written to get young people to try it....
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


Yes more of the Communist push to destroy our youth through degeneracy, and corrupted morals.
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01/26/2020 11:56 AM
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
That is weird, because my doctor has been begging me to masturbate with a banana skin for years.
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Lol really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78381632


Yeah, but I keep seeing him because he is like the only doctor that still wants to come to my house.
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01/26/2020 12:30 PM
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naughty
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01/26/2020 12:33 PM
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Banana virus coming to a neighborhood near you.
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01/26/2020 12:54 PM
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And with library books! It's nasty.
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Re: Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
Sounds unappealing to me.





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