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NowIhavetothinkofaname User ID: 78408141 Australia 01/29/2020 07:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You swears, and anathema had stricken the earth and those who swore shall be judged. And he said to me, “This is the curse that goes forth over the face of the whole earth. For every thief will be judged, just as it has been written there, and everyone who swears by this, will be judged in like manner.” I will bring it forth, says [Elijah] the Lord of hosts, and it will approach to the house of the thief, and to the house of him who swears falsely by my name, and it will remain in the midst of his house and will consume it, with its wood and its stones. - Zechariah 5:3-4 Quoting: John The Baptist 78399491 Opiates are narcotics which have caused untold pain and suffering amongst multitudes of people. However when they're used to relieve pain and not to get high, they're effectively an essential medicine. People hoping to dull any sense of suffering suffer the most. You're only supposed to take opiates to make pain manageable, not to live without any sense of anything you regard as unpleasant. People get hooked on the sensation they get from opiates as opposed to a need for genuine pain relieve. Just like any other medication they can be subject to misuse and even abuse. People abuse ADHD medication like Ritalin because they love getting high and feel amazing on it when they're not in need of ADHD medication because it is a low dose Amphetamine. Heck some people will even guzzle cough syrup to get drunk. Blaming a medication for misuse is like blaming guns for school shootings. It is the addict which lies for medication, or the person holding the gun using it to kill. NowIhavetothinkofanameohnoithurts It's all bull! Nevertheless, the ruler is not truly wise who cannot discern evils before they develop themselves, and this is a faculty given to few. Niccolo Machiavelli Karma is funny, people who kick dogs usually get bitten. If someone doesn't add value to your life, then that someone shouldn't be a part of it. You can always trust people to do whatever is in their own interests. It is certain wastelands will be brought under cultivation. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78352392 United States 01/29/2020 07:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A squirt of mothers milk to the face oughta sort you out! Quoting: Deadwood Shitterhands That’s how they treat conjunctivitis in babies. Well to be fair I dunno that it actually works but you could have fun finding out.. I don't think I can find a fresh mothers teat local to here, could I go Starbucks and rub a chai latte in my eyes? That would probably have the same affect I'm sure Instead of latte, you can rub your own turd onto your eyes, the best medicine. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43686104 United Kingdom 01/29/2020 07:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A squirt of mothers milk to the face oughta sort you out! Quoting: Deadwood Shitterhands That’s how they treat conjunctivitis in babies. Well to be fair I dunno that it actually works but you could have fun finding out.. I don't think I can find a fresh mothers teat local to here, could I go Starbucks and rub a chai latte in my eyes? That would probably have the same affect I'm sure Instead of latte, you can rub your own turd onto your eyes, the best medicine. I'm not falling for that again |
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chasity User ID: 77360012 United States 01/29/2020 08:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A squirt of mothers milk to the face oughta sort you out! Quoting: Deadwood Shitterhands That’s how they treat conjunctivitis in babies. Well to be fair I dunno that it actually works but you could have fun finding out.. OP should use Man's Milk, it works better for adults. And some friendly advice OP, keep your fingers out of your nose and you won't get these nasty illnesses. grass fed sardines |
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chasity User ID: 77360012 United States 01/29/2020 08:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bro that's insane, and very accurate, I did use speed, weeks at a time about 15 years ago, for a year or two. Fuck sake, you're not me are you? That needs to be flushed with urine and don't use the same towel twice, use paper towel when washing and throw them away or you will keep reinfecting yourself. grass fed sardines |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78408307 United States 01/29/2020 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bro that's insane, and very accurate, I did use speed, weeks at a time about 15 years ago, for a year or two. Fuck sake, you're not me are you? My eyes sometimes look glassy and red like yours just from being stoned, and I take amphet twice a day every day for last 20 yrs so my pupils always look like an owls. Can see the difference our Australian sun makes on skin though as you seem to be missing all the sunspots and weathered look most of us get. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45418601 United Kingdom 01/29/2020 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A squirt of mothers milk to the face oughta sort you out! Quoting: Deadwood Shitterhands That’s how they treat conjunctivitis in babies. Well to be fair I dunno that it actually works but you could have fun finding out.. OP should use Man's Milk, it works better for adults. And some friendly advice OP, keep your fingers out of your nose and you won't get these nasty illnesses. Can I use my thumbs? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78408307 United States 01/29/2020 08:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A squirt of mothers milk to the face oughta sort you out! Quoting: Deadwood Shitterhands That’s how they treat conjunctivitis in babies. Well to be fair I dunno that it actually works but you could have fun finding out.. OP should use Man's Milk, it works better for adults. And some friendly advice OP, keep your fingers out of your nose and you won't get these nasty illnesses. I’m not certain that his conjunctivitis wasn’t just man milk to begin with. Op, is there a chance your wife’s been letting strange men in to jerk off on your face while you sleep? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45010918 United Kingdom 01/29/2020 08:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bro that's insane, and very accurate, I did use speed, weeks at a time about 15 years ago, for a year or two. Fuck sake, you're not me are you? That needs to be flushed with urine and don't use the same towel twice, use paper towel when washing and throw them away or you will keep reinfecting yourself. Don't worry miss I'm on the ball with towels n shit, I've got a 3 year old in the house, and I cant even kiss my kids good night at the moment I'm being that cautious. But urine sounds good. Them kids in Africa like fresh cows pods, so it must be good right? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45010918 United Kingdom 01/29/2020 08:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A squirt of mothers milk to the face oughta sort you out! Quoting: Deadwood Shitterhands That’s how they treat conjunctivitis in babies. Well to be fair I dunno that it actually works but you could have fun finding out.. OP should use Man's Milk, it works better for adults. And some friendly advice OP, keep your fingers out of your nose and you won't get these nasty illnesses. I’m not certain that his conjunctivitis wasn’t just man milk to begin with. Op, is there a chance your wife’s been letting strange men in to jerk off on your face while you sleep? Lmfao Probably |
chasity User ID: 77360012 United States 01/29/2020 08:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A squirt of mothers milk to the face oughta sort you out! Quoting: Deadwood Shitterhands That’s how they treat conjunctivitis in babies. Well to be fair I dunno that it actually works but you could have fun finding out.. OP should use Man's Milk, it works better for adults. And some friendly advice OP, keep your fingers out of your nose and you won't get these nasty illnesses. Can I use my thumbs? no you have to milk with your mouth then let it squirt all over your face, grass fed sardines |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45010918 United Kingdom 01/29/2020 08:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A squirt of mothers milk to the face oughta sort you out! Quoting: Deadwood Shitterhands That’s how they treat conjunctivitis in babies. Well to be fair I dunno that it actually works but you could have fun finding out.. OP should use Man's Milk, it works better for adults. And some friendly advice OP, keep your fingers out of your nose and you won't get these nasty illnesses. Can I use my thumbs? no you have to milk with your mouth then let it squirt all over your face, There's a line, and you just crossed it |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33082167 United States 01/29/2020 08:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your eye is EXACTLY what I had. This is the guy that told you that the Sun is why you are immune depressed. I am telling you the truth. That Eye is going to take forever. You will not feel any better. Take it seriously. You need to do as I told you right now. Gut problems too. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45010918 United Kingdom 01/29/2020 08:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your eye is EXACTLY what I had. This is the guy that told you that the Sun is why you are immune depressed. I am telling you the truth. That Eye is going to take forever. You will not feel any better. Take it seriously. You need to do as I told you right now. Gut problems too. Would be hard to prove but it is plausible ac, i did take note of what you said thanks, and i will be taking many supliments, and it does feel like it will and its in both my friend. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78169760 United States 01/29/2020 08:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Use drops of Super Silver (colloidal silver) from an eye dropper several times a day. This nano particle liquid silver solution kills almost all germs. I use “One Silver Solution”. You will be very happy you tried this! I recently cut my finger and it got infected, used the silver solution on it for three days and healed beautifully. If you have toothache or sore in mouth take a tablespoon full, swish for about a minute and expel. Do this a few times a day for a couple of days. Of course with a toothache it will only give you time to get to a dentist. Had bronchitis for weeks till i discovered elderberry juice or the gummie chewables that finally got me well. Get well soon! |
chasity User ID: 77360012 United States 01/29/2020 10:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: chasity OP should use Man's Milk, it works better for adults. And some friendly advice OP, keep your fingers out of your nose and you won't get these nasty illnesses. Can I use my thumbs? no you have to milk with your mouth then let it squirt all over your face, There's a line, and you just crossed it My husband told me that's the proper way to do it and you don't see me walking around with any eye infections! grass fed sardines |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76984449 United States 01/29/2020 10:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Check this shit out Quoting: 0000001 I've got tonsilitis Conjunctivitis, there is not one white bit on my eyes, they are deep red, looks fucking insane, but sore as hell. And a fucking cold, i blew snot and blood in a tissue earlier when blowing my nose, disgusting and rather alarming. And now it looks like impetigo is about to break out on my face. All started Friday, and I'm no better now, I have antibiotics n all that, but I'm still fucked. The fever has been the worst bit, and sleeping, I am getting little sleep, but when I do, I drench the bed in sweat, its bloody hanging, and washing the bed sheets when your fucked is a task and a half. But how the fuck have I gone from being a top of my game healthy young fellow, to a fucking super infected warlock?? What can cause me to get 3 or 4 bad infections like this? Don't no fucker say get well soon either, this is not an attention seeking thread, I can handle my own shit. But any advice will be taken seriously. Toodle pip. Yea I wouldn't worry much about the blood thing, I got it a bit with the viral chest infection over new year, I was like why the fuck can I taste blood in my mouth. I aslso sweated buckets but that was the last of it after I took a shower that morning. You need to drink apple cider vinegar in water. Also you need sleep. Thanks, the wife has some apple cider vinegar, I've just for it out, how much would you say to drink? And yeah I desperate for a good kip. If you’ve been taking antibiotics you have probably wiped out the good bacteria. Get some kefir or some probiotics. Without good bacteria we all get very sick. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76984449 United States 01/29/2020 10:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That sounds like you are inmuno depressed !!! Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe Hope you did not got HIV without knowing it. It can happen even if one does nothing to deserve it! he cannot. He learned on GLP only gays get HIV. btw that us corona virus and it's working how supposed: killing the healthy ones trough overesponsive immune system. let me guess you are AB blood type? I don't even know my blood type AB What does that have to do with his being sick? |
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Lady Jayne Smith Forum Administrator 01/29/2020 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Try a ginger shot with raw honey... Quoting: King Retard 78408256 just rasp fresh ginger into a towel and press out the juice to a glass. Add some curcuma and honey and drink it. Kills most stuff for me... Is this a violence against gingers thread? Seriously OP, everything you described sounds bacterial -- sinus infection with pink eye. Maybe you need a different antibiotic; the one you are on may not be working against the bacteria you picked up. Hope it's not a superbug. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
chasity User ID: 77360012 United States 01/29/2020 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You need to get to a hospital OP sounds like you might be septic... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37824124 I've been thinking this Friends father just died of sepsis. He was in his 60s and healthy until hat got him. Nothing the hospital could do. people die within hours if not treated. grass fed sardines |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76984449 United States 01/29/2020 11:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Check this shit out Quoting: 0000001 I've got tonsilitis Conjunctivitis, there is not one white bit on my eyes, they are deep red, looks fucking insane, but sore as hell. And a fucking cold, i blew snot and blood in a tissue earlier when blowing my nose, disgusting and rather alarming. And now it looks like impetigo is about to break out on my face. All started Friday, and I'm no better now, I have antibiotics n all that, but I'm still fucked. The fever has been the worst bit, and sleeping, I am getting little sleep, but when I do, I drench the bed in sweat, its bloody hanging, and washing the bed sheets when youre fucked is a task and a half. But how the fuck have I gone from being a top of my game healthy young fellow, to a fucking super infected warlock?? What can cause me to get 3 or 4 bad infections like this? Don't no fucker say get well soon either, this is not an attention seeking thread, I can handle my own shit. But any advice will be taken seriously. Toodle pip. Was it a Dr you saw or a nurse practitioner?? Go back to the Docs....and insist you have a short but strong session on Steroids..12 times a day for a week. I went last night again, but the ani bi's make my sick as a dog, I've got a prescription for some steroid cream, just need to get my arse to the pharmacy. I can grab a bacon butty on the way! I'm going to get dressed Take the antibiotics with food. Even if they say not to. That is what the doctors always told me to do if I didn’t want to throw up. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76984449 United States 01/29/2020 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your body is definitely on cleansing mode. Take a hot bath every day with epson salts. Put some colloidal silver in your eyes. Take a tablespoon of coconut oil every day. It is a natural antibiotic of sorts. You might even want to take a tablespoon of sauerkraut a day. A poster said he takes it in the morning for good bacteria and said it really helped with his digestion. It’s a probiotic like kefir. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76984449 United States 01/29/2020 11:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Chemical pneumonia. Quoting: MissCleo Has your wife sprayed poison substance on you while you slept? Is there a reason she would want you dead? This is more common than people think... usually happens to women more than men though. Have you checked for carbon monoxide leaks in your house? OMG that is all he needs. His wife trying to kill him.lol I think his wife has this too. OP wash the pillow cases everyday. And use a fresh towel each day as well. |