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It's True - You Can Attract Demons Through Masturbation | |
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Cynical Realist Senior Forum Moderator  User ID: 44654501  United Kingdom01/28/2020 08:39 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe alot of people aren't aware, so they don't notice what's really happening? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54469829 I just wonder, if it happens that you attract a demon and then some weird stuff happens after that, but you don't join the evil and they then leave you alone - does that mean that God has protected you and you are forgiven? Are you sure its NOT one of these?? Watch your back OP.. ;) IF YOU HAVE A FEVER DO NOT LOWER IT WITH MEDS.... A FEVER IS AN IMMUNE SYSTEM RESPONSE TO A PATHOGEN (VIRUS, BACTERIA ETC..) IT MEANS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS WORKING PROPERLY....DONT USE DRUGS TO LOWER YOUR TEMP. |
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| Clap User ID: 72983669 United States01/28/2020 08:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe alot of people aren't aware, so they don't notice what's really happening? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54469829 I just wonder, if it happens that you attract a demon and then some weird stuff happens after that, but you don't join the evil and they then leave you alone - does that mean that God has protected you and you are forgiven? Not in the least. Why are you saying that happened to you? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72983669 United States01/28/2020 09:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe alot of people aren't aware, so they don't notice what's really happening? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54469829 I just wonder, if it happens that you attract a demon and then some weird stuff happens after that, but you don't join the evil and they then leave you alone - does that mean that God has protected you and you are forgiven? Not in the least. Why are you saying that happened to you? Actually you can attract demons by discussing your masturbatory habits in public or with strangers. Did you know that? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71433052 United States01/28/2020 09:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you mean free radicals yes this is true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75756784 That's why masturbation is linked to cancer. Only real sex clears out your prostate. Clearly, a trump tard Who gives a shit about the dumb ass statement. What's more important is you're statement. You're for HRC, Pelosi, Schumer, et al? You're a communist, huh? You fuckers need to be weeded out and dealt with. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72983669 United States01/28/2020 09:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you mean free radicals yes this is true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75756784 That's why masturbation is linked to cancer. Only real sex clears out your prostate. Clearly, a trump tard Who gives a shit about the dumb ass statement. What's more important is you're statement. You're for HRC, Pelosi, Schumer, et al? You're a communist, huh? You fuckers need to be weeded out and dealt with. You think you're real clever huh? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72983669 United States01/28/2020 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you mean free radicals yes this is true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75756784 That's why masturbation is linked to cancer. Only real sex clears out your prostate. This could literally be one of the dumbest posts on GLP and that's saying a lot. Wham bam thank you ma'am |
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| I_am_who_I_am User ID: 76576207 United States01/28/2020 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But you're definitely on the wrong track thinking about God's "forgiveness". |
| Cynical Realist Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 44654501 United Kingdom01/28/2020 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well.....someone had to post this.  IF YOU HAVE A FEVER DO NOT LOWER IT WITH MEDS.... A FEVER IS AN IMMUNE SYSTEM RESPONSE TO A PATHOGEN (VIRUS, BACTERIA ETC..) IT MEANS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS WORKING PROPERLY....DONT USE DRUGS TO LOWER YOUR TEMP. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78007690 01/28/2020 10:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe alot of people aren't aware, so they don't notice what's really happening? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54469829 I just wonder, if it happens that you attract a demon and then some weird stuff happens after that, but you don't join the evil and they then leave you alone - does that mean that God has protected you and you are forgiven? I believe it is your thoughts that go along with said activity. Healthy or unhealthy, the gauge or moral compass must be mutual, always. |
| Clap User ID: 78403776  Germany01/28/2020 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe alot of people aren't aware, so they don't notice what's really happening? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54469829 I just wonder, if it happens that you attract a demon and then some weird stuff happens after that, but you don't join the evil and they then leave you alone - does that mean that God has protected you and you are forgiven? I believe it is your thoughts that go along with said activity. Healthy or unhealthy, the gauge or moral compass must be mutual, always. I believe you are wrong. Thoom. |
| Clap User ID: 78403776 Germany01/28/2020 10:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you mean free radicals yes this is true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75756784 That's why masturbation is linked to cancer. Only real sex clears out your prostate. This is by far the most stupid thing I have ever read. My IQ dropped 10 points after reading this. Lol only 10 more to go then |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 54469829 United States01/28/2020 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe alot of people aren't aware, so they don't notice what's really happening? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54469829 I just wonder, if it happens that you attract a demon and then some weird stuff happens after that, but you don't join the evil and they then leave you alone - does that mean that God has protected you and you are forgiven? I believe it is your thoughts that go along with said activity. Healthy or unhealthy, the gauge or moral compass must be mutual, always. I've seen it explained like this: In the world of the spirit and according to Jesus Christ: the sexual thought is the same as the sexual act (Matthew 5:28). When we use the powerful force of imaging something as if it were real, we are actually attracting that which we image into physical being. When we imagine having sex with another via masturbation, we are actually summoning the power of the spirit realm to manifest the thing we are imagining. We've all heard about the law of attraction by now, made popular from books and movies like The Secret. Well the law of attraction also works with sexual imaginings. There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave. But sometimes, they do leave. Maybe they get bored? Or you have protection from God? |
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