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Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2020 04:48 PM
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It doesn't even matter if you're an ugly cunt for internet dating. Get yourself pissed up with a mate and write a FUNNY internet dating profile. Check it the next day when you're sober.

Then post it up and watch them come flocking. Birds want you to make them laugh more than almost anything else.
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hahaha i can have fun with that

" Hi ladies, ive been bitched at for the last 8 years, ive got magic fingers as long as you dont shout at me"
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02/02/2020 04:50 PM
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Guess we know who was in your house the other night?

In your house - while you were in home

Bitch has has balls. Must have been a real thrill for her.

Best thing you can do is get rid of a whore like that
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DAYUMMM! ouch.

This is how people get killed.
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02/02/2020 04:52 PM
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Guess we know who was in your house the other night?

In your house - while you were in home

Bitch has has balls. Must have been a real thrill for her.

Best thing you can do is get rid of a whore like that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10741403


DAYUMMM! ouch.

This is how people get killed.
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yeah, i know, thats why im staying away from them thoughts, i need to focus on me and not do anything murderous.
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02/02/2020 04:56 PM
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Don't do anything stupid. My dad was a right naughty cunt and he always said to me: never take shit like that out on a geezer - he was only following his cock and you would do the same

That's very true
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02/02/2020 04:57 PM
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Don't do anything stupid. My dad was a right naughty cunt and he always said to me: never take shit like that out on a geezer - he was only following his cock and you would do the same

That's very true
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13675044


your pops was a wise guy.


nah, i'm not daft, i'm shocked, a little angry, apprehensive, but fucking liberated
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02/02/2020 04:59 PM
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Guess we know who was in your house the other night?

In your house - while you were in home

Bitch has has balls. Must have been a real thrill for her.

Best thing you can do is get rid of a whore like that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10741403


DAYUMMM! ouch.

This is how people get killed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78408291


yeah, i know, thats why im staying away from them thoughts, i need to focus on me and not do anything murderous.
 Quoting: 0000001


Hello Greg.
Q33

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02/02/2020 05:00 PM
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Hey OP

I watched this video of Jeff Allen last night and highly recommend you do the same.

He's telling jokes right up until about 40:00. Then he gets deadly serious. This is powerful. You owe it to your family, primarily your children to give it a listen.


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a41c

hugs
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i dont think i can watch that right now x
 Quoting: 0000001


This is serious business OP and I think you will resonate with what Jeff here has to say. Most of us have been there at one time or another. Start @ 40:00 .. you can listen to the beginning where he's joking around another time.

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The Man is in charge! not the bitch

if their your kids tell her to get the fuck out she aint takin shit!
 Quoting: Q33


i wish it was that simple, i'm going to be working 6 days a week, twelve hour shifts for the next 8 weeks, i cant do shit
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Very sorry to hear man!

women are cunts

NEVER EVER GET MARRIED unless you have bitch sign your own contract!
 Quoting: Q33


You are such an @ss! I don't think you even have a heart. Really, I don't.
 Quoting: Evangelina


UM those song's got me through divorce, sorry maybe you don't have a heart?
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02/02/2020 05:09 PM
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Guess we know who was in your house the other night?

In your house - while you were in home

Bitch has has balls. Must have been a real thrill for her.

Best thing you can do is get rid of a whore like that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10741403


DAYUMMM! ouch.

This is how people get killed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78408291


yeah, i know, thats why im staying away from them thoughts, i need to focus on me and not do anything murderous.
 Quoting: 0000001


Hello Greg.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72613089


you just broke the golden rule

trap-card
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02/02/2020 05:11 PM
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DAYUMMM! ouch.

This is how people get killed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78408291


yeah, i know, thats why im staying away from them thoughts, i need to focus on me and not do anything murderous.
 Quoting: 0000001


Hello Greg.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72613089


you just broke the golden rule

trap-card
 Quoting: 0000001


what r u going to do to me? :3
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02/02/2020 05:17 PM
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"Here..drink this" - Me speed dating!!
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02/02/2020 05:17 PM
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yeah, i know, thats why im staying away from them thoughts, i need to focus on me and not do anything murderous.
 Quoting: 0000001


Hello Greg.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72613089


you just broke the golden rule

trap-card
 Quoting: 0000001


what r u going to do to me? :3
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72613089


flying double uppercut dragon fist punch
concerned observer
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02/02/2020 05:18 PM
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You also stated you did not have time for each other.
So instead of trying to fight for your marriage and change- you think going and sleeping with a bunch of women you met online is the answer or the solution some immature men are giving here. You are a father. You have messed up in the past.
You need to act like a man and not a frat boy while your family is in crisis.
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yeah, i know, thats why im staying away from them thoughts, i need to focus on me and not do anything murderous.
 Quoting: 0000001


Hello Greg.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72613089


you just broke the golden rule

trap-card
 Quoting: 0000001


what r u going to do to me? :3
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72613089



[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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02/02/2020 05:19 PM
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Don't do anything stupid. My dad was a right naughty cunt and he always said to me: never take shit like that out on a geezer - he was only following his cock and you would do the same

That's very true
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13675044


your pops was a wise guy.


nah, i'm not daft, i'm shocked, a little angry, apprehensive, but fucking liberated
 Quoting: 0000001


'a right naughty cunt', ahahaha

Fuck I love you Brits sometimes.

All the best to ya bud.
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02/02/2020 05:24 PM
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on a plus side, i can fulfill my dream of being a male escort.
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Many of whom don't discriminate against male/female/old

You'll be eating some nasty boxes and licking on some wrinkly poles.

epiclol
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02/02/2020 05:34 PM
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on a plus side, i can fulfill my dream of being a male escort.
 Quoting: 0000001


Many of whom don't discriminate against male/female/old

You'll be eating some nasty boxes and licking on some wrinkly poles.

epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78246572


mate, im happy for some rich 50 something CEO wanting to go for dinner to pay for my company.

and she wouldn't be disappointed haha
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02/02/2020 05:37 PM
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i just had an epiphany


this is the rebirth of the ragamuffin




dancedance
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02/02/2020 05:41 PM
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someones deleted posts off this thread.. wasnt me
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02/02/2020 05:49 PM

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Just in terms of safety, everyone needs to consider who is on / in their core team, for most it is family.

How can you keep your team / family safe in these coming times, being happy will be a luxury most can’t afford when safety is critical, food, shelter, medical needs....

Be a man and a leader and protect your family.
"You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth.”
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02/02/2020 05:53 PM

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on a plus side, i can fulfill my dream of being a male escort.
 Quoting: 0000001


Many of whom don't discriminate against male/female/old

You'll be eating some nasty boxes and licking on some wrinkly poles.

epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78246572


mate, im happy for some rich 50 something CEO wanting to go for dinner to pay for my company.

and she wouldn't be disappointed haha
 Quoting: 0000001


what if

landwhale

wanted an "appointment"?
(°ö°)
Swirl Life
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02/02/2020 05:55 PM
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Just in terms of safety, everyone needs to consider who is on / in their core team, for most it is family.

How can you keep your team / family safe in these coming times, being happy will be a luxury most can’t afford when safety is critical, food, shelter, medical needs....

Be a man and a leader and protect your family.
 Quoting: stillhere


she just left me and took the kids..


it seems i cant right now
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02/02/2020 05:56 PM
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on a plus side, i can fulfill my dream of being a male escort.
 Quoting: 0000001


Many of whom don't discriminate against male/female/old

You'll be eating some nasty boxes and licking on some wrinkly poles.

epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78246572


mate, im happy for some rich 50 something CEO wanting to go for dinner to pay for my company.

and she wouldn't be disappointed haha
 Quoting: 0000001


what if

:landwhale:

wanted an "appointment"?
 Quoting: Naunet


all for cash

cruise

but no chance
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Just in terms of safety, everyone needs to consider who is on / in their core team, for most it is family.

How can you keep your team / family safe in these coming times, being happy will be a luxury most can’t afford when safety is critical, food, shelter, medical needs....

Be a man and a leader and protect your family.
 Quoting: stillhere


she just left me and took the kids..


it seems i cant right now
 Quoting: 0000001


hugs
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on a plus side, i can fulfill my dream of being a male escort.
 Quoting: 0000001


Many of whom don't discriminate against male/female/old

You'll be eating some nasty boxes and licking on some wrinkly poles.

epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78246572


mate, im happy for some rich 50 something CEO wanting to go for dinner to pay for my company.

and she wouldn't be disappointed haha
 Quoting: 0000001


what if

:landwhale:

wanted an "appointment"?
 Quoting: Naunet


Does your mum know you're posting pictures of her?
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2020 05:58 PM
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tonight im summoning the gods of jungle to give me wisdom and clarity

the Junglist has returned

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02/02/2020 06:00 PM
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Just in terms of safety, everyone needs to consider who is on / in their core team, for most it is family.

How can you keep your team / family safe in these coming times, being happy will be a luxury most can’t afford when safety is critical, food, shelter, medical needs....

Be a man and a leader and protect your family.
 Quoting: stillhere


she just left me and took the kids..


it seems i cant right now
 Quoting: 0000001


hugs
 Quoting: Q33


clappa

cheers
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02/02/2020 06:07 PM
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Could be worst. Trust me.
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02/02/2020 06:09 PM
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we are on the dawn of supernovae of love, light and explosive energy




dark dark
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02/02/2020 06:10 PM
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Could be worst. Trust me.
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ive danced with the devil twice

this isnt fuck all m8

thats why im dancing
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02/02/2020 06:14 PM

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Many of whom don't discriminate against male/female/old

You'll be eating some nasty boxes and licking on some wrinkly poles.

epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78246572


mate, im happy for some rich 50 something CEO wanting to go for dinner to pay for my company.

and she wouldn't be disappointed haha
 Quoting: 0000001


what if

landwhale

wanted an "appointment"?
 Quoting: Naunet


Does your mum know you're posting pictures of her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78425955


I don't have a mum

my mum was a lady from the UK
with long curly red hair
and she's been gone for 44 years
(°ö°)
Swirl Life





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