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Florida Man arrested after peeing off St. Pete nightclub balcony and hitting women below, police say
A Michigan man was arrested early Saturday morning after police said he peed off a St. Petersburg nightclub balcony, hitting two women sitting on a bench below.

Jack Estes Debrabander, 20, was arrested on two charges of simple battery after the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. at the 260 First nightclub, which is located at 260 First Ave. N.

Police said Debrabander was on the upper-level balcony of the club overlooking the sidewalk when he stepped to the railing and started urinating onto the sidewalk below. Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report.

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Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report.

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Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report.

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epiclol
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ffs so petti,no harm,and funny to boot
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That's not so bad, I once took a shit off a roof onto someone's back patio two stories below. I was high as fuck, and didn't have anyplace to go. Next thing you know the cops came, but that's a whole 'nother story.
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That's not so bad, I once took a shit off a roof onto someone's back patio two stories below. I was high as fuck, and didn't have anyplace to go. Next thing you know the cops came, but that's a whole 'nother story.
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That would have been way funnier:

"Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s feces” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report."
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struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine”
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i believe the correct terms is sprinkled
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Re: Florida Man arrested after peeing off St. Pete nightclub balcony and hitting women below, police say
A Michigan man was arrested early Saturday morning after police said he peed off a St. Petersburg nightclub balcony, hitting two women sitting on a bench below.

Jack Estes Debrabander, 20, was arrested on two charges of simple battery after the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. at the 260 First nightclub, which is located at 260 First Ave. N.

Police said Debrabander was on the upper-level balcony of the club overlooking the sidewalk when he stepped to the railing and started urinating onto the sidewalk below. Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report.

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This man should get a motherfucking medal.
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20 and presumbably drunk at a nigt club. Do the cops not care about the underage drinking part or just that he peed on some people.
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Florida man, Florida man, doing all that a meth-head can.
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i bet she was pissed
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and now she has coronavirus

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Re: Florida Man arrested after peeing off St. Pete nightclub balcony and hitting women below, police say
A Michigan man was arrested early Saturday morning after police said he peed off a St. Petersburg nightclub balcony, hitting two women sitting on a bench below.

Jack Estes Debrabander, 20, was arrested on two charges of simple battery after the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. at the 260 First nightclub, which is located at 260 First Ave. N.

Police said Debrabander was on the upper-level balcony of the club overlooking the sidewalk when he stepped to the railing and started urinating onto the sidewalk below. Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report.

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very sick story but a got a few chuckles out of it.
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Contrary to popular belief, there are a lot of showers in the "sunshine state"
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That's not so bad, I once took a shit off a roof onto someone's back patio two stories below. I was high as fuck, and didn't have anyplace to go. Next thing you know the cops came, but that's a whole 'nother story.
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Well, crap! chuckle
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Florida Man is Gnarly. Michigan Man is pretty crazy too. You put Michigan Man in Florida...... Ya better watch out.
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Re: Florida Man arrested after peeing off St. Pete nightclub balcony and hitting women below, police say
A Michigan man was arrested early Saturday morning after police said he peed off a St. Petersburg nightclub balcony, hitting two women sitting on a bench below.

Jack Estes Debrabander, 20, was arrested on two charges of simple battery after the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. at the 260 First nightclub, which is located at 260 First Ave. N.

Police said Debrabander was on the upper-level balcony of the club overlooking the sidewalk when he stepped to the railing and started urinating onto the sidewalk below. Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78427227


Must have watched a Golden Showers porn video and wanted to replicate it while under his drunker stupor.


Funny and yet shocking at the same time.

Hope the women sue him for emotional distress.
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That's not so bad, I once took a shit off a roof onto someone's back patio two stories below. I was high as fuck, and didn't have anyplace to go. Next thing you know the cops came, but that's a whole 'nother story.
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That would have been way funnier:

"Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s feces” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report."
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If it happened to YOU I bet you would not be in such a jocular mood, I bet...….ohyeahohyeah
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Re: Florida Man arrested after peeing off St. Pete nightclub balcony and hitting women below, police say
A Michigan man was arrested early Saturday morning after police said he peed off a St. Petersburg nightclub balcony, hitting two women sitting on a bench below.

Jack Estes Debrabander, 20, was arrested on two charges of simple battery after the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. at the 260 First nightclub, which is located at 260 First Ave. N.

Police said Debrabander was on the upper-level balcony of the club overlooking the sidewalk when he stepped to the railing and started urinating onto the sidewalk below. Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report.

[link to www.tampabay.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78427227


Must have watched a Golden Showers porn video and wanted to replicate it while under his drunker stupor.


Funny and yet shocking at the same time.

Hope the women sue him for emotional distress.
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Its just pee. People are weak nowadays. Sue for this sue for that muh feelinz. Gay
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A Michigan man was arrested early Saturday morning after police said he peed off a St. Petersburg nightclub balcony, hitting two women sitting on a bench below.

Jack Estes Debrabander, 20, was arrested on two charges of simple battery after the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. at the 260 First nightclub, which is located at 260 First Ave. N.

Police said Debrabander was on the upper-level balcony of the club overlooking the sidewalk when he stepped to the railing and started urinating onto the sidewalk below. Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report.

[link to www.tampabay.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78427227


Must have watched a Golden Showers porn video and wanted to replicate it while under his drunker stupor.


Funny and yet shocking at the same time.

Hope the women sue him for emotional distress.
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Like its the first time those women have been peed on? Yeah right. Whatever makes Chad happy.
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Re: Florida Man arrested after peeing off St. Pete nightclub balcony and hitting women below, police say
A Michigan man was arrested early Saturday morning after police said he peed off a St. Petersburg nightclub balcony, hitting two women sitting on a bench below.

Jack Estes Debrabander, 20, was arrested on two charges of simple battery after the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. at the 260 First nightclub, which is located at 260 First Ave. N.

Police said Debrabander was on the upper-level balcony of the club overlooking the sidewalk when he stepped to the railing and started urinating onto the sidewalk below. Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report.

[link to www.tampabay.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78427227


Must have watched a Golden Showers porn video and wanted to replicate it while under his drunker stupor.


Funny and yet shocking at the same time.

Hope the women sue him for emotional distress.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77884098


Its just pee. People are weak nowadays. Sue for this sue for that muh feelinz. Gay
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Alright, AC, should you ever be found let any GLPer freely pee on you anytime and anywhere they so desire. We'll see who is "gay" in your ridiculously closed mind.
The number one and two participants in the Oppression Olympics? The SJWs and Feminists.

"Today, America would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order [referring to the 1991 LA Riot]. Tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told that there were an outside threat from beyond [i.e., an "extraterrestrial" invasion], whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. It is then that all peoples of the world will plead to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well-being granted to them by the World Government.

- Dr. Henry Kissinger, Bilderberger Conference, Evians, France, 1991

"Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as internationalists and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure; one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it." - David Rockefeller

"The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries... We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis, and the nations will accept the New World Order." - David Rockefeller

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Re: Florida Man arrested after peeing off St. Pete nightclub balcony and hitting women below, police say
A Michigan man was arrested early Saturday morning after police said he peed off a St. Petersburg nightclub balcony, hitting two women sitting on a bench below.

Jack Estes Debrabander, 20, was arrested on two charges of simple battery after the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. at the 260 First nightclub, which is located at 260 First Ave. N.

Police said Debrabander was on the upper-level balcony of the club overlooking the sidewalk when he stepped to the railing and started urinating onto the sidewalk below. Two women sitting on a bench below were “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands and arms with the defendant’s urine” as they looked up to see what was hitting them, an officer wrote in an arrest report.

[link to www.tampabay.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78427227


Must have watched a Golden Showers porn video and wanted to replicate it while under his drunker stupor.


Funny and yet shocking at the same time.

Hope the women sue him for emotional distress.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77884098


Its just pee. People are weak nowadays. Sue for this sue for that muh feelinz. Gay
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Alright, AC, should you ever be found let any GLPer freely pee on you anytime and anywhere they so desire. We'll see who is "gay" in your ridiculously closed mind.
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It was D50





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