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I think my wife is a reptilian

 
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02/04/2020 11:38 AM
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I think my wife is a reptilian
Been together for a very long time and noticed some strangeness over the years.

First time i was going down on her and i happened to look up at her and seen her eyes looked freaky like slits and her face looked different, she immediately lowered her head back back on to the pillow and i continued doing what i was doing all the while thinking what the fuck just happened.

I put it down to i was probably just seeing things , the room was a little dark , i was looking from an usual angle .....blah blah blah.

But then i started to notice other things like her eyes change and become snake like when she is caught out lying or doing something wrong and let me tell you this woman lies about everything and apart from that she is the most self centered person i have ever known.

Im not sure if these character traits are from her alcoholism but one thing i am dam sure of is that alcohol cannot make your eyes change.

anybody else had similar experiences with friends or family ? or should i consider myself insane.
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02/04/2020 11:42 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
If she's like that then consider yourself single and tell her to fuck off, cold blooded in metaphor only or not.
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02/04/2020 11:44 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
You should consider yourself a troll.
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02/04/2020 11:45 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
If she's like that then consider yourself single and tell her to fuck off, cold blooded in metaphor only or not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78434531


wish it was that easy , marriage complicates your entire life.
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02/04/2020 11:46 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
You should consider yourself a troll.
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absolutely not trolling
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02/04/2020 11:47 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
You should consider yourself a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78419663


absolutely not trolling
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Insanity was my second guess.
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02/04/2020 11:51 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
If she's like that then consider yourself single and tell her to fuck off, cold blooded in metaphor only or not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78434531


wish it was that easy , marriage complicates your entire life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78430242


It does, especially if you have a child together, as is my case, but once you get out you'll experience a new freedom that tastes so sweet.
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02/04/2020 11:52 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
You should consider yourself a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78419663


absolutely not trolling
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Insanity was my second guess.
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your probably right
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02/04/2020 11:52 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
a reptilian can be recognized only by a reptilian!

ps stop sucking alcohol!
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02/04/2020 11:52 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
You should consider yourself a troll.
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02/04/2020 11:53 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
You should consider yourself a troll.
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absolutely not trolling
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Insanity was my second guess.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78419663
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02/04/2020 11:55 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
this woman lies about everything and apart from that she is the most self centered person i have ever known.
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Divorce?

Just a thought.
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
If she's like that then consider yourself single and tell her to fuck off, cold blooded in metaphor only or not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78434531


wish it was that easy , marriage complicates your entire life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78430242


It does, especially if you have a child together, as is my case, but once you get out you'll experience a new freedom that tastes so sweet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78434531


Thank you for your kind words it is a rare thing around here.
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02/04/2020 11:57 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
a reptilian can be recognized only by a reptilian!

ps stop sucking alcohol!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78435048


I dont drink she does enough of that for both of us
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02/04/2020 11:58 AM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
a reptilian can be recognized only by a reptilian!

ps stop sucking alcohol!
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I dont drink she does enough of that for both of us
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78430242


that was the point , stop sucking her!
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02/04/2020 12:00 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
a reptilian can be recognized only by a reptilian!

ps stop sucking alcohol!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78435048


I dont drink she does enough of that for both of us
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that was the point , stop sucking her!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78435048


Riiight
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02/04/2020 12:02 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
Thanks for the relationship advise everyone i appreciate it ? but i really wanted to hear from anyone who has had a similar experience with the whole eyes and face thing.
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02/04/2020 12:03 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
Does her pussy taste a bit fishy?
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02/04/2020 12:03 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
You're welcome :)
I'm still tied to her because I will never give up custody of my son, nor will I deny her that, for his sake more than anything because a boy needs his mother too, so I have to deal with her constantly.

I had to go homeless for a while to get out but now I have my own place, all my possessions are out of storage and I have my son 50/50 with no compromises.

Like I said I still have to deal with her but she knows she will never be in my heart again
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02/04/2020 12:05 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
Thanks for the relationship advise everyone i appreciate it ? but i really wanted to hear from anyone who has had a similar experience with the whole eyes and face thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78430242


I once share-housed with a chick who looked a bit like a reptile, and certainly acted like one, but she had decent tits so I let it slide
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02/04/2020 12:07 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
Been together for a very long time and noticed some strangeness over the years.

First time i was going down on her and i happened to look up at her and seen her eyes looked freaky like slits and her face looked different, she immediately lowered her head back back on to the pillow and i continued doing what i was doing all the while thinking what the fuck just happened.

I put it down to i was probably just seeing things , the room was a little dark , i was looking from an usual angle .....blah blah blah.

But then i started to notice other things like her eyes change and become snake like when she is caught out lying or doing something wrong and let me tell you this woman lies about everything and apart from that she is the most self centered person i have ever known.

Im not sure if these character traits are from her alcoholism but one thing i am dam sure of is that alcohol cannot make your eyes change.

anybody else had similar experiences with friends or family ? or should i consider myself insane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78430242


You are right on both counts honey bear! I am a reptilian! and also, you are insane!
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02/04/2020 12:08 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
Been together for a very long time and noticed some strangeness over the years.

First time i was going down on her and i happened to look up at her and seen her eyes looked freaky like slits and her face looked different, she immediately lowered her head back back on to the pillow and i continued doing what i was doing all the while thinking what the fuck just happened.

I put it down to i was probably just seeing things , the room was a little dark , i was looking from an usual angle .....blah blah blah.

But then i started to notice other things like her eyes change and become snake like when she is caught out lying or doing something wrong and let me tell you this woman lies about everything and apart from that she is the most self centered person i have ever known.

Im not sure if these character traits are from her alcoholism but one thing i am dam sure of is that alcohol cannot make your eyes change.

anybody else had similar experiences with friends or family ? or should i consider myself insane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78430242


This ALWAYS happened with girls I was seeing. Their faces changed. I would always laugh but now you got me thinking.
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02/04/2020 12:08 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
You're welcome :)
I'm still tied to her because I will never give up custody of my son, nor will I deny her that, for his sake more than anything because a boy needs his mother too, so I have to deal with her constantly.

I had to go homeless for a while to get out but now I have my own place, all my possessions are out of storage and I have my son 50/50 with no compromises.

Like I said I still have to deal with her but she knows she will never be in my heart again
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78434531


Awesome i am glad you made it out and managed to reset your life, i have a lot of planning to do before i can take that step but it is coming.
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02/04/2020 12:09 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
You can do it, and yep plan :)

As far as the insanity goes a thought occurs that maybe your mind manifested visually her true nature to you as some sort of sub-concious warning sign. Who knows
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02/04/2020 12:12 PM

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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
Mom said dad was a reptilian shapeshifter.

truestory


I miss that magnificent bastard!



godzilla
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02/04/2020 12:13 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
Mom said dad was a reptilian shapeshifter.

:truestory:


I miss that magnificent bastard!



godzilla
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Oh I remember him! Uncle Tyson. Tyson Rex. Good guy
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02/04/2020 12:15 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
You can do it, and yep plan :)

As far as the insanity goes a thought occurs that maybe your mind manifested visually her true nature to you as some sort of sub-concious warning sign. Who knows
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that could be a possibility, i wish i could say it was drugs or alcohol .
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02/04/2020 12:16 PM

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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
Mom said dad was a reptilian shapeshifter.

truestory


I miss that magnificent bastard!



godzilla
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Oh I remember him! Uncle Tyson. Tyson Rex. Good guy
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No, but he was there when they rigged one of Tyson's fights.


anon
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02/04/2020 12:18 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
No, but he was there when they rigged one of Tyson's fights.

anon
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


waitwhat
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02/04/2020 12:18 PM
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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
The only way to find the answers you seek is to consult the teachings of Ascended Master David Wilock. Also, seek to improve your trolling skills by including more irrelevant detail, you are too direct to be believable as a troll.
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02/04/2020 12:20 PM

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Re: I think my wife is a reptilian
No, but he was there when they rigged one of Tyson's fights.

anon
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waitwhat
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Tyson-Galota


Galota went down...by design.


Even I could see that but I didn't know it for a fact until dad told me years later.





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