Pachyderm playing the Blues and Dancing his Ears and Tail Off! It really is to Funny

Jed Eckert: C'mon! We're all going to die, die standing up!
Why is it that an economic theorist called an "expert", but a conspiracy expert is called a "theorist"?

The only time an aircraft has too much fuel onboard is when it is on fire.
. . . Sir Charles Kingsford Smith