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Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?

 
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Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
I told her it wouldn't be logical to spend hundreds of dollars on valentines day and it was a waste of money.

She is pissed at me now.

Why are women so damn tense on this stupid day called Valentines day!?

Cant they just understand that shit is just too damn expensive!?
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
When you have been married 25+ years, that stupid day shouldn't matter anymore!

It gets OLD!
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
You're going to be suffering LACKANOOKIE for quite a while!
If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am!
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
eat a shit ton of taco bell and drink a 12 pack of bud light, that way , your turds of tomorrow will really piss her off
admittedly, I had been reading The King in Yellow
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
This.

Thread: How to be the man on valentines day ... (For those with a significant other or in a relationship )
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
eat a shit ton of taco bell and drink a 12 pack of bud light, that way , your turds of tomorrow will really piss her off
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Hell, I got me a 12 pack now and working on beer number 3, BEST valentines day I have ever had!
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Give her something sentimental.

You don't have to spend money to show you love her.
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02/14/2020 07:51 PM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Give her something sentimental.

You don't have to spend money to show you love her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78426346


Erections are sentimental. If women only knew.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
I told her it wouldn't be logical to spend hundreds of dollars on valentines day and it was a waste of money.

She is pissed at me now.

Why are women so damn tense on this stupid day called Valentines day!?

Cant they just understand that shit is just too damn expensive!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77994583


You have been married to her for 25 years, You knew what you were getting into to .... lol
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
I told her it wouldn't be logical to spend hundreds of dollars on valentines day and it was a waste of money.

She is pissed at me now.

Why are women so damn tense on this stupid day called Valentines day!?

Cant they just understand that shit is just too damn expensive!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77994583


You have been married to her for 25 years, You knew what you were getting into to .... lol
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I offered her a Beer, she at least accepted that, SO I guess I am doing good.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Give her something sentimental.

You don't have to spend money to show you love her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78426346


Erections are sentimental. If women only knew.
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Well I have a problem in that department, I have ED.


LOL
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
You can get a thoughtful gift without spending lots of money. A nice card with a personal note, along with an inexpensive bouquet of flowers or her favorite type of candy (or whatever). That's nothing in the big scheme of things.

We gals are sentimental. It's not the amount of money that counts. It's the thought.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Give her something sentimental.

You don't have to spend money to show you love her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78426346


Erections are sentimental. If women only knew.
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Bad breath could make an erection ffs chuckle
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
You can get a thoughtful gift without spending lots of money. A nice card with a personal note, along with an inexpensive bouquet of flowers or her favorite type of candy (or whatever). That's nothing in the big scheme of things.

We gals are sentimental. It's not the amount of money that counts. It's the thought.
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So this.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Write her a heartfelt love letter. That works better than anything else I know.
If you dont love her, just fucking say so.
Lay off the alcohol, dumbass. It kills erections.
Tell her to go run a tub full of hot water and give her a long, hot bath. Then, eat her pussy for about an hr. You'll figure it out.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Hows about a good, old fashioned CUNT PUNT!!!!
I am a meat popsicle.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
I told her it wouldn't be logical to spend hundreds of dollars on valentines day and it was a waste of money.

She is pissed at me now.

Why are women so damn tense on this stupid day called Valentines day!?

Cant they just understand that shit is just too damn expensive!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77994583


my wife did 't even give me a card
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02/14/2020 08:09 PM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Well my husband told me to go find a boyfriend, I've been "discarded" so you're doing better than me. I took myself out for dinner.
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02/14/2020 08:23 PM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Get her a vacuum cleaner.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
I told her it wouldn't be logical to spend hundreds of dollars on valentines day and it was a waste of money.

She is pissed at me now.

Why are women so damn tense on this stupid day called Valentines day!?

Cant they just understand that shit is just too damn expensive!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77994583


Get her a BBC. (Big Black Cock) it’s the gift that keeps on giving! You can clean up after too! Everyone wins!
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Cut a flower from your yard, put it in a small vase, and give it to her. Cook dinner for her. Or wash the dishes after. Make her a cup of hot cocoa. Put a blanket and pillows on the floor in front of the fireplace.
Be creative, OP. You don't have to spend anything but a little love.
hf
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
it is still feb 14

do it now
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Kinda insensitive.

How about a nightly hour long backrub with warm scented oil every night for a week? That barely cost anything.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
tie her up on the Oak tree and stone her to deathhh

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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
As a married woman for almost 2 decades, that's her problem not yours. Me & Husband never exchanged on this day once we were married.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Stick it in her ass. She’ll love it.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Wow, at least I went to the store and bought my Lady some Milk and Peanut Butter crackers...

You know if you go buy them a box of chocolates they will complain that you are trying to get them to look fat...
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Wow, at least I went to the store and bought my Lady some Milk and Peanut Butter crackers...

You know if you go buy them a box of chocolates they will complain that you are trying to get them to look fat...
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Give her something sentimental.

You don't have to spend money to show you love her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78426346


Erections are sentimental. If women only knew.
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Well I have a problem in that department, I have ED.


LOL
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Giver her some deep dicking
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02/14/2020 08:58 PM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Go get some flowers or a box of chocolates...ya jerk.





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